Charlie Sheen Comes Out Of The Closet

  

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So if it isn’t bad enough that America lost thousands of innocent lives to sick radical terrorists on September 11, 2001, we still have those beloved conspiracy theorists.  The newest theorist/idiot out of the closet is actor Charlie Sheen who recently posted a YouTube video requesting not only to meet with the president but also to have the case of 9/11 reopened.

It is way too easy to debunk the videos and commentary he juxtaposes to raise questions about how and why the buildings fall.  “It sounded like explosions,” don’t you think that floor after floor collapsing on each other would also make loud booming sounds?  All of the video he shows is from right after the attacks when everyone had questions.

The questions have since been answered.  You know you’ve lost when Popular Mechanics takes up your accusations just to prove how stupid the 9/11 conspiracy is.

Sheen begins by saying, “I come to you today representing the families of the victims of September 11.”  I’m pretty sure the people serving in our wonderful military are the ones truly representing the families and victims of that fateful day.  What have you given us since 2001, The Big Bounce and Scary Move 3?  Oh yeah and how could I forget Scary Movie 4.  That is a far cry from the sacrifices our military continues to make for this country.

Sheen continues, “We want our country back Mr. President.  Therefore, I’m not just calling on you and your team.  I’m calling on each and every American citizen to wake up, stand up, and demand the truth.”  This would be funny if it wasn’t so sad.  Why doesn’t he start up a campaign to demand the truth from corrupt organizations like ACORN?

I have a theory of my own.  Both actor Mark Wahlberg and Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane had tickets for the flights that crashed on 9/11 but either missed them or made other plans.  My guess is that Sheen thinks they were probably in on it as well….idiot.

This all reminds me of a great episode of South Park where they make fun of 9/11 “truthers” and compare their investigation to one trying to find who took a crap in the school urinal.  Show creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone comment on this episode, “we wanted to make a slam dunk case but then we kind of realized that we, like, can’t argue with retarded logic like that.”

As an undergraduate I had a professor ask me to watch the documentary “loose change” which has since been debunked.  Although I was never sure if my professor was a real 9/11 conspiracy believer or not, but she sure seemed to be a fan of this documentary.  A week or so later the South Park episode “Mystery of the Urinal Deuce” aired mocking it ferociously.  It couldn’t have been planned better!

I wish Charlie Sheen and the rest of the 9/11 truthers would quit crapping in America’s urinals!

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