Meghan McCain’s Fantastic Fun Bags
Written by Arthur Loveless on October 16, 2009

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For those who are not aware, Meghan McCain has been the subject of criticism recently over the uploading of a somewhat racy picture to twitter. These criticisms however are misplaced, and due mostly to the ignorance of viewers who thoughtlessly accused Meghan of being a slut. Meghan is no slut; to the contrary she’s just another soul trapped in the tempest of emotions that we call life; a vessel at sea tossed by tumultuous bouts of lust and yearning.
Meghan obviously photographed herself with little or no consciousness of how she would appear to her twittering public. Her golden hair cascaded gently over her supple chest as she held aloft her Andy Warhol biography. Upon Meghan’s pouty lips lay a suggestive smile, as if to invite prying eyes to wonder about the warmth that lay just beyond them. Her eyes narrowing, McCain snapped the picture delighting momentarily at the digital shutter sound of her Kodak EASYSHARE M340.
As she uploaded the picture to twitter, she could feel her sinful desires arising in her bosom. She gently bit her lower lip and slowly traced a line with her finger from her lower neck, over her ample breasts, past her navel and toward her most erogenous of areas, shooting a bolt of electricity through her heaving body. Arching her back she let loose a moan of pleasure, as sweat arose from her pores just like dew forms on the petals of an exotic flower.
So please, lay off Meghan McCain for simply projecting onto twitter a glimpse into the inner sanctum of her soul. Instead let us make an effort to laud for her bravery.
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Arthur Loveless is the author of the bestselling romance novels The Viking Rogue’s Unwilling Dragon Lady and The Samoan Baby Daddy’s Wily Countess. His next book, The Assyrian Outlaw’s Lonely Heiress, is due out in time for the holidays.
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Ryan Anthony
October 16th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Must . . . floss . . . brain.
john k.
October 16th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
hahahaha!
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