The Ladies Room: Prince of my Heart

  

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Can I be brutally honest?

Well, why not…if you don’t like it then stop reading.

Disney has developed some utterly dazzling cartoon men. Think about it for a moment and you’ll agree that the heroes are downright swoon-worthy despite often being less than critical characters. My childhood crushes have extended into adulthood and it’s time to list a few of the more memorable breathtaking hotties of Disney animation.

1. Aladdin – Even men like him. He’s smooth, fun and a scrappy thief from the wrong side of the palace gates. He might have no money, but he’s an ambitious social climber. Downside, he lies constantly but is almost never wearing a shirt. All is forgiven.

2. Eric – Even though he’s a prince, he mixes with the working class. He’s a sailor, accomplished flute player and loves animals…technically, he married a fish. He’s a bit slow on the uptake and doesn’t make the first move but he’s great with quiet girls.

3. Philip – He goes the distance when he’s in love. Slay a dragon? No problem. He’s not going to let a curse get between him and his lady. Though I do wonder if his achievements can’t be largely attributed to the aid of three fairies.

4. Li Shang – This is strictly because he’s gorgeous otherwise he doesn’t have many redeeming qualities. Loving him might result in an eating disorder. He’s moody, impatient and a little degrading. Same goes for Hercules but in a more loveable way.

5. Tarzan – He’d be the hippie boyfriend you found to piss off your dad. Hot, but the dreads are gross and he only has a part time job to pay for his weed.

6. Quasimodo – At least he’s got personality. Too bad he’s a shut-in.

7. John Smith – He can have my land and livelihood. Any day.

8. Beast – Rough around the edges but generally the kind of guy that every woman wants. The bad boy with a heart of gold. Plus he’s got a magic castle. Problem is, I don’t think I’d ever be comfortable with the household objects being alive. There would be a constant fear that the shower used to be a quiet and patient butler.

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