Spotted: MO lost her manners, Capitol Offense!

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Where do I start? Looks like Girl President forgot part of her dress. The White House spends so much time looking into the future. Maybe if Lady O had a proper calendar, she’d realize we’re well past the time for bold prints and bright colors.

A vivid, oversized floral print cocktail dress isn’t simply an accident. One almost has to work to be this impractical. Maybe her House minions mixed up her schedule? She thought she was going for Mojitos with Hugo Chavez. Color her embarrassed! Time to get new minions.

Other than being a smidgen too skimpy for the chilly September fall day this picture was taken on, there’s a bigger crisis with MO’s fashion misstep. It’s the Medal of Honor ceremony. This might not be the right occasion to bust out the spunky cocktail number. This particular event was to pay tribute Army Sgt. 1st Class Jared C. Monti for his heroism in Afghanistan. He gave his life. It is a time of somber reflection on our nation and freedom.

Whoops.

Maybe she wanted to make the statement: I’m serious and classy, but I’m also here to party. No one can rock a keg stand like Girl President! Check out those arms. You don’t get those from just pulling weeds from the vegetable garden.

This isn’t her first crime of fashion. Remember that time she wore the $540 sneakers to the food bank? Next wardrobe change might be a tight, red silk gown for a tour of Arlington National Cemetery. The fun never stops on the Michelle Obama: Let’s be Pointlessly Inappropriate Tour. Maybe later she can mock handicapped kids.

(By the way, check out the President’s tie. Going matchy-matchy doesn’t atone for MO’s assault on tact. Just thought I’d point out who’s obviously wearing the pants here. )

But let’s not fuss about style and practicality. Let’s get down and dirty. What’s with the green shoes? They don’t coordinate by any stretch of the imagination. Are you just messing with me now? Did a blind drag queen with a penchant for mischief dress you? I am not amused, Girl President. Not at all.