Vote For Oprah!

Written by ParcLIVE! closeAuthor: ParcLIVE! Name: ParcLIVE!
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About: See Authors Posts (1029) on November 20, 2009

With Emperor Oprah’s cancellation of her mass brainwashing effort on ABC, one would assume the Mid West could call it quits with home schooling. However, what fun would that be? Of course Big O has every intention of utilizing her powers of hypnotism fulltime on her own network, aptly entitled OWN.

Still, wouldn’t it be a fresh concept to just skip with the formalities and allow Skinny O to grant some sort of useless but dangerous position of power to the woman who single handedly fed him the female vote? The female vote where domesticated despair, pill popping and carbon emission guilt are concerned. Yes America, we can blame Oprah for the enslavement of our children. Just as we can righteously blame her for cheese in a can.

So today as you glance with future expectation at your neighbors refrigerator box (and not his refrigerator), as you try to explain what socialism is to your 4 year old, and as you clog your arteries and desecrate your crackers with some concoction known as ‘Whiz’, riddle me this: ‘What kind of world would this be without the public weight fluctuation of the biggest talker that never said anything?’