The Vatican Finds Twilight a ‘Deviant Moral Vacuum’

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Hey Vatican, what’s so wrong with wet shirtless blood sucking teenagers? We are all aware that Google Search was going completely under before the introduction of the oiled up gym tweaked 17 year old known as Taylor Lautner. One Word: YUM! Apparently when it comes to Robert Pattinson and The Holy Father there is no love lost as Harry Potter was also publicly condemned. And since the chronically bored Kristen Stewart would throw a whinge fit if she were excluded from a Parcbench commentary all we can say is: ‘Rather watch you have an asthmatic episode via Panic Room, Boo.’ For more on The Vatican and it’s intense feelings towards the otherworldly tweens check out what our friends at The Daily Mail have to say.