The Midwest: Terroristville USA
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Written by ParcLIVE! on December 15, 2009
Here’s another brilliant idea The Messiah came up with while bottling his own body excretions for a new line of cologne entitled ‘Patriot’. Not only should we immediately close down Gitmo (fail), but we should relocate it’s inhabitants to Illinois. Relax, they like Bollywood & Doritos, just like everyone else. And they’re innocent until proven guilty, just like every other American Citizen (oh… hmm?) You’re all just RACISTS!!
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Comments (3)
joseph
December 15th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
i have met these people before and despite the hilarity of this its absolutely true brava
Anne
December 15th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Very clever. I hadn't heard this, but I am now expecting a mass exodus of Illinoisians… or whatever they're calling themselves these days… to the bordering states. Should be fun.
Samp
December 15th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
they do love Doritos…i think Hussein ate like a bag a day right up until he was hanging from a rope. That must have been nice. He could just be like, "well, I'm going to be dead in a few weeks, no point in eating healthy."
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