Liberals Demand Climategate Investigation Due to University of East Anglia/Halliburton Ties
Written by Fingers Malloy on December 16, 2009
All the religious leaders in the Global Warming religion were shocked today to learn that the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit receives 100 percent of its funding from Halliburton.
Hackers succeeded in retrieving emails from Dick Cheney’s Hotmail account. The most stunning of the emails had Cheney writing;
I don’t give a damn if the earth isn’t warming anymore. Get those damn fools from Anglia to manipulate the data. Nobody from the media will care. I have solar panels and windmills to sell to all the stupid warmers down there on earth. I need another big screen TV for the Death Star.
Luke I am your father.
Liberals from around the country were stunned by the news. Al Gore said;
I am torn by this news. I am fine with lying about global warming and I don’t think the East Anglia emails should be taken seriously. But if Halliburton is behind all of this, we need to have a full investigation into Halliburton and the Death Star. I’m sure that damn Death Star is probably run on nuclear power.
Hearing the news, California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger had this to say;
Awa la ta fala la tas wahan Maria Shriva dat whana.
Strong words from Governor Schwarzenegger. I will keep reporting on this story until I need a nap…
Fingers Malloy is the host of The Snark Factor with Fingers Malloy heard every Wednesday at 8PM EST on www.rfcradio.com. His website is www.fingersmalloy.com
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