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PETA: The Sims 3 Most Animal Friendly Game of 2009

Firstly, since when did hating people have anything to do with video games? While there are no animals in The Sims 3, aside from fish, which you kill; apparently the vegetarian option was enough to qualify the game for such a prestigious award. While the self loathing nudists claim that utilizing the vegetarian option affords your Sim a longer and healthier life, we reject that. None of us have noticed any difference in our vegetarian and non-vegetarian Sims. Maybe it’s true, but with all that gardening you have far less time for WooHoo, and isn’t that why we all play simulation games anyways? Perhaps it’s just the fact that you can’t breed or kill off hoards of animals like in The Sims 2, but geesh this is PETA, we’re just surprised they let that grudge go.

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  • JDM

    I wanna eat that panda bear….

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/perfidy2012 perfidy2012

      as long as it's a baby panda i'm down. no offense man, but i'm gonna doubt you could hold an adult panda. they're legit monsters.

      KILL THE MONSTERS!

  • JDM

    True they're smart too! I once got into a running gun battle with a herd(?) of pandas. One distracted me while another hit my left flank with a substantially thick bamboo pole….. I second you motion!!

    KILL THE MONSTERS!!

    • http://intensedebate.com/people/perfidy2012 perfidy2012

      word. they'd make pretty coats too. super classy, just in time for the new years. and hey peta, atleast we're not wasting anything. i'll keep some souvenirs in jars. ANND it's not like we're using those terribly inhumane foot traps. we'll even go hand to hand, post tranquilizer…

  • http://intensedebate.com/people/FirecrotchMcGee Firecrotch McGee

    video tape that junk. make me some of that internet money!