Adam Lambert proved himself (among other things) to be the BFFL that all girls look for in men that wear more makeup than themselves. Unfortunately, Pamela Anderson was (per usual) knocked out on all organic PETA approved narcotics, and assumed that the ‘out of the closet’ idol was attempting to cop a feel rather than help her baywatch babes back into her dress. I prefer to mull over that awkward moment of enlightenment she must have experienced. And I wonder which sobered her up, the fact that Adam’s gay or that at this point not only has the entire world memorized her naked body, but they’re also desperately trying to forget. I say we try out PETA’s new line of crack cocaine, that might help.
