Still at large: Don Rickles aka "Mr. Potato Head"
Twenty guys in turbans and long beards could walk right through airport security, but who gets detained overnight? Joan Rivers. I am glad the airports are finally getting to the real root of terror – old Jewish comedians. I demand Don Rickles be brought in for questioning. Jerry Lewis should be put on a no-fly list. Shecky Greene knows something and we must use whatever means necessary to get him to speak.
For too many years, the Friars Club has been a hotbed of old Jewish schtickmeisters plotting terror as they masquerade as a private, members only club. Buddy Hackett had known links to Al Kada, who was a waiter at the Carnegie Deli for forty years. No one ever said a word about this. Milton Berle was known to carry a weapon of mass destruction in his pants – everyone knew this, yet he was never brought to justice.
The Catskills provided a safe haven for many of these masters of mirth, who used jokes as a way to divert their maniacal plans for world dominance. Perhaps the worst is Mel Brooks (real name Melvin bin Ladle), who made so many laugh so hysterically that no one realized he was charging $450 for orchestra seats to a Broadway show, money that was being used to fund young Jewish comics in training at clubs throughout New Jersey.
Catching Joan Rivers is a start to ending this madness. She has been delivering dangerous messages via her jewelry collection on QVC for years. A central detention center is needed to house these comedians – Guantanam-oy Vey? If the United States is serious about winning the war on terror, we need to tighten our borscht belts and really schtick it to these old Jewish comics before they beat us to the punch line.
