For those of you who don’t have the news, radio, or know-it-all coworkers; you should be informed that Haiti has suffered a massive quake with an astronomical death toll (old news). But our favorite socialite hottie with the body has recently offered his viewers something we can’t pass up passing on to ours. Below is a Haiti 101 video, everything Mr. Adorable Cooper thinks you need to know. Haiti is now very much a conversation piece and now you are very much the expert, just try to play it off as if you know this much about every last country, not just the recently maimed ones. You’re welcome.