OH CANADA! Let us count the reasons to appreciate our jolly neighbors: breakfast buffets, big sexy drunken perpetual frat boys, trolley cars, head shops, their sense of humor, BEERFEST, their use of the word ‘aye’ (which is certain to pluck the heartstrings of even the biggest and meanest d-bags), and let us not forget eskimos! However, when it comes to tact, Canadians are continuing to fail at Shoots & Ladders with their current global rank. Their most recent offense is hosting a pig roast to raise money for The Saskatchewan Party, which is surprisingly a political party NOT a frat party (we told you they had eskimos), by featuring a 9/11 survivor, 9/11 themed rager, and the jolly flyer to the left. Take a moment, we needed one too.
Alright, all together now…OH CANADA…
