Okay here’s the deal. A voice randomly pops on the loudspeaker at a New Jersey Walmart and says: “Attention shoppers, all blacks need to leave the store now.” That’s it, that’s all we know. Firstly, let’s take into account that Walmart (which has a great cult membership on the internet click the blue words and you’ll know what we mean) also doubles as low income housing during this recession, AND that housing is racially specific towards the redneck variation. So it is just possible (although not as racist and exciting) that someone was trying to warn their ‘brothers’ that some sort of tri-repetetive consanant bashing was about to go down in housewares. Secondly…yeah that’s it. They’re rednecks. Is anyone surprised that the redneck supercenter of America pulled a racist move?
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