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LiLo: Whining Her Way Out Of Jail?

  

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Written by Ryan Anthony on July 26, 2010

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The queen of revolving door rehab, Lindsay Lohan, may not have much longer to go on her jail sentence.

After an isolation-worthy freakout on the 23rd, precipitated by endless teasing from inmates that have dubbed LiLo “fire crotch,” her team of lawyers is seeing which buttons they can push to get her released as early as Sunday. With less than a tenth of her 90-day period served, the former star has another movie credit to add to her belt alongside “Mean Girls.”

It’s called “Skin of Toilet Paper.”

This is why being a child star is a bad thing . . . no one ever teaches you how to suck your problems up and just go away, like a decent human being.

(UPDATE: No dice, saith the LA Sheriff’s Department.)

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