Twitter Celebrities H8 The Tenth Amendment?

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In the wake of August 4th’s overthrow of Proposition 8, celebrities all over the Twitterverse have been using the social giant for its intended purpose. That purpose is, of course, tweeting that of which they know little to nothing – ensuring their position on the intelligence scale as three steps behind that of an activist judge using his sexual orientation as a baseball bat.

So, to (although we’re a little late to the party) commemorate the occasion, here’s a stab at the newest MasterCard commercial, Parcbench-style:

Sending an extra 60 for Rose McGowan‘s expired fame meter: $14 via USPS First Class
Copies of Federalists #78 and #47 for Ellen to use as toilet paper: $23 on Amazon
Watching Shanna Moakler lecture people on bigotry: PRICELESS

Ryan Anthony

20-something Tennessee Journalism student and relentless sports fan.

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http://twitter.com/Miranda_Rights Miranda Sullivan

i stand by the fact that it is unconstitutional to deliberate on the institution of marriage. we need to keep the fed out of our bedrooms. there are wayy too many towns in America where you go to jail if you give your husband oral, are you kiddinggg??