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Huckabee, Baldwin, Giles, McCullough, Napolitano, Cupp, Tanteros, FOX NEWS, Ed Morrissey set to appear at XPAC 2010.

On January 30, 2010 at 1:31 am

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$15 includes all the games, food, and access for all three days.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
7-9am – CPAC Radio Row – Kevin McCullough Radio
sponsored by Xtreme Media & Baldwin/McCullough Radio
Sirius Satellite Radio – Channel 161
9am – XPAC Lounge Opens – Games, WiFi, Wii and more.
Fox News Strategy Room Begins Broadcast [...]

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What Does Osama and Greenpeace Have in Common?

On January 29, 2010 at 6:40 pm

Apparently, Osama is a big, liberal idiot who likes listening to Noam Chomsky and saving the earth from the real problems like Global Warming, instead of, oh say, terrorists. And he doesn’t like George Bush for some reason. Figures.
So does this mean that the religious views that caused the 911 Attacks were, in fact, not [...]

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You want reliable workers? Discrimination!

On at 6:08 pm

As funny and Onion-esque as this sounds, it is a true story. BBC and The Telegraph published this story so it HAS to be true!
From Telegraph:
Nicole Mamo, 48, wanted to post an advert for a £5.80-an-hour domestic cleaner on her local Jobcentre Plus website.
The text of the advert ended by stating that any applicants for [...]

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SEIU attacking Tea Party Patriots and Tea Party Movement

On at 2:40 pm

SEIU attacking Tea Party Patriots and Tea Party Movement

Lee Doren exposes how the SEIU is trying to attack the Tea Party movement and Tea Party Patriots in his latest post (link below).
Unions make up like -7% of the American workforce (and shrinking!) and the entire country knows that they are some of the most corrupt entities in the country. Unions are a thing [...]

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Holder ‘CONSIDERING’ Calling Off Mass Execution of NYC

On at 10:59 am

Holder 'CONSIDERING' Calling Off Mass Execution of NYC

The White House is considering moving the 9/11 KSM trial from it’s current proposed location of a few blocks from Ground Zero to…somewhere else. Why? BECAUSE OF YOU! From one New York parent to all of our readers, THANK YOU!
If you have yet to voice your opposition to The KSM Civilian Trail In New York [...]

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Hey America, You Got The Tab? – Congress

On at 10:37 am

Hey America, You Got The Tab? - Congress

I’m thinking we should host a reality recruiting miniseries to find some midwestern mama to show our government how to coupon clip. Considering (ya know) that we’re kinda a lil bit broke. Just a little. The link below is PHENOMENAL in that it gives you receipts in pdf form and links to any other evidentiary [...]

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Woman Dies For Abortion In Queens

On January 28, 2010 at 2:42 pm

Woman Dies For Abortion In Queens

Well, not sure how we’re allowed to feel about this publicly. We told you abortion kills. At least she had someone to take that journey with her, or the other way around. But someone had some ’splainin to do for sure!
DAILY NEWS

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“I Forgot He Was Black Tonight” (video)

On at 10:56 am

The best part about the State of The Union Teleprompter fiasco that a majority of us boycotted (don’t judge, you know twitter covered all the important parts); Matthews & his publicly self deprecating attempt at assisted suicide via the Black Panthers. Totally ignorant, BEYOND entertaining! We may actually start paying attention to him, the backlash [...]

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Exploding Stars, Gamma Rays & Black Holes

On at 8:54 am

Exploding Stars, Gamma Rays & Black Holes

The cool thing about following the Space Fellowship on Twitter is that not only do you learn things you should have retained from high school, but it’s like a pinball score; there are those wind up butterflies trespassing in your abdomen and that nostalgic sense of accomplishment knowing that those other dillholes who made your [...]

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Dungeons & Dragons Prison Ban

On January 27, 2010 at 4:43 pm

Dungeons & Dragons Prison Ban

Geek-d out inmates in the Wisconsin penal system hoping to overturn a ban on the publicly humiliating Dungeons & Dragons role playing game have been smacked down with rejection. It has been so determined that D&D (as it is more widely known) can inspire gang activity as well as taunt convicts with thoughts of escape. [...]

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