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George Michael Cops Guilty Plea To Drug DUI

On August 24, 2010 at 10:21 pm

George Michael Cops Guilty Plea To Drug DUI

80s icon George Michael, worst nightmare of men’s rooms everywhere, entered his guilty plea – to charges of driving under the influence of drugs – in a London court on Tuesday. The proceedings, which stem from his Independence Day meeting of SUV with photo shop storefront, lasted for a grand total of 15 minutes: as [...]

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Lautner Sues RV Company: Armageddon No Trailer?

On at 10:28 am

Lautner Sues RV Company: Armageddon No Trailer?

Taylor Lautner has officially confirmed for the rest of the world that he is spoiled as Hell: when Jacob’s pimped ride isn’t delivered on time, apparently the Twilight of the world cometh. Only a $300K lawsuit in which Taylor is suing for breach of contract and fraud damages against McMahon’s RV, the company that was [...]

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Levi Reality Show: Mother Of All Hollywood Bombs?

On at 9:45 am

Levi Reality Show: Mother Of All Hollywood Bombs?

In little more than a couple of weeks, shameless attention slut Levi Johnston – plus Stone Company – got filming for that new mayoral reality gig of his in gear, but there’s only one problem: Per 8/23 RadarOnline scoop, they’re unable to make the mess interesting enough that someone broadcasts it. Yeah, for real: Alaska’s [...]

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Rocket Indicted!

On at 8:24 am

Rocket Indicted!

Roger Clemens has been indicted for perjury. This is about as shocking as the time Barry Bonds got indicted for the same thing.  Clemens maintains his innocence with such ferocity that it’s almost impossible to believe him. Thou do protest to much so to speak.  In case you missed the last two years, Roger Clemens [...]

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Randy Rogers Band – “Burning The Day” (Music Review)

On at 5:38 am

Randy Rogers Band – “Burning The Day” (Music Review)

**** (out of 4 stars) Label: MCA Nashville So I hung out with a bunch of buddies and heard some “you’ve-gotta-hear-this-band” live music tonight. I could hardly wait to get back to my computer and archive the experience. Of course, I never met these friends before tonight. And, actually, they were the band I am [...]

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Tiger Woods And Elin Nordegren Finally Through

On August 23, 2010 at 3:00 pm

Tiger Woods And Elin Nordegren Finally Through

As of the 23rd, TMZ says it’s official: the marriage between golf hotshot Tiger Woods and Swedish poster girl Elin Nordegren has flatlined. Together Monday (at Florida’s Bay County Circuit Court) for quite possibly the last time, the duo crossed their t’s and dotted their i’s on a divorce agreement which – in early July [...]

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Marlon Wayans: Electronic “Fresh Meat?”

On at 2:15 pm

Marlon Wayans: Electronic

Marlon Wayans couldn’t use his head when it came to keeping himself safe online: the former “In Living Color” star lost control of one of his social networking accounts, last Friday, to an unidentified cracker in the market for personal information. Los Angeles police have opened up an investigation into the matter, hoping to give [...]

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Rod Blagojevich: First Comic-Con, Then FNS

On at 11:07 am

Rod Blagojevich: First Comic-Con, Then FNS

The misadventures of Illinois wheeler-and-dealer Rod Blagojevich, meriting a Saturday (8/21) booth at Chicago’s Comic-Con, could allow him to make a living screwing people once more – according to his carefully selected words on Fox News Sunday. Blago, who charged people $50 for autographs and $80 for photos, tried to brush his image off during [...]

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Heidi And Spencer Sex Tape: Madness?

On at 9:45 am

Heidi And Spencer Sex Tape: Madness?

In your dose of weird celebrity happenings to start the week, the Hills duo of Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are getting – shall we say – freaky in Costa Rica: Spencer is threatening to release hour upon hour of their “amazing sexual content” to Vivid Entertainment should his knife-obsessed playmate pull out of reality [...]

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Gibson Beef On Grade-A Way To LADA

On at 9:32 am

Gibson Beef On Grade-A Way To LADA

h/t TMZ: Mel Gibson’s knock-down-drag-out with his equally nutty ex, 40-year old Oksana Grigorieva, is readying itself – somewhat – for a change of venue two weeks in the planning: the inbox of the Los Angeles District Attorney. Why the word “somewhat?” Well, the prosecutor is already on the ball – but the case (thanks [...]

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It’s Betty White’s World, We’re Just Living In It

On at 7:23 am

It's Betty White's World, We're Just Living In It

If there is such a thing as “white heat,” then Betty White is it, because she is hot, hot, hot. 88-years young, Betty White’s ongoing career (I refuse to call it a comeback, since Betty White been a fixture in American entertainment since her career began; she has never been “away”) could never have been [...]

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Lindsay Didn’t Need Adderall After All?

On August 21, 2010 at 4:26 pm

Lindsay Didn’t Need Adderall After All?

Lindsay Lohan’s “meth addict” label got smashed into her by medicine’s speeding mis-/over- diagnosis train: in words which TMZ picked up on 8/20 regarding docs’ faulty prescriptions to LiLo – among them ADHD drug Adderall – Pasadena psychiatrist Joe Haraszti was able to vouch for said drug’s meth-like effects on those who don’t need it, [...]

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South Korea Bans North Korea’s Twitter Account

On at 3:38 pm

South Korea Bans North Korea’s Twitter Account

On the 19th of August, South Korea decided it had it up to *here* with the homicidal jackasses to its north PMS’ing about everything from Japanese “comfort women” to US policy. So, in an ode to censorship that would make the Chinese proud, the country’s state-run communications group did something unthinkable only twenty years ago [...]

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Teresa Giudice: Bravo Is Responsible For My Problems!

On at 12:57 pm

Teresa Giudice: Bravo Is Responsible For My Problems!

h/t PopEater: After a sixty-thousand dollar shopping spree while deep in debt, Teresa Giudice – one of the stars of Bravo’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” – thinks she can take the dependent’s way out, and claim that Bravo is responsible for her financial troubles: “If she wasn’t on the show, this all would be [...]

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Groundswell Purchases Rights to Google Movie

On at 10:45 am

Groundswell Purchases Rights to Google Movie

“The Social Network” hasn’t even been released yet, but as of August 19th, Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page are next on Hollywood’s radar – a company called Groundswell Productions has purchased the movie rights to “Googled: The End Of The World As We Know It,” the creation of one-time Frontline narrator Ken Auletta. [...]

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