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Russians Drinking Holy Water = Bad Call

On January 25, 2010 at 2:38 pm

Russians Drinking Holy Water = Bad Call

204 people needed medical attention and 117 were hospitalized after some Russians got the bright idea to drink holy (did we mention tap) water after a holy tradition. Did we mention Russian tap water is the equivalent to sinking an oil tanker in The Hudson River, grabbing a straw, and racing to suicide. You think [...]

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A Nazi By Any Other Name Is Just a Socialist

On at 2:29 pm

A Nazi By Any Other Name Is Just a Socialist

HEY OUR LOCAL FRIENDLY SOCIALIST COUNTERPARTS! You are forewarned, some skinheads in Colorado are adopting highways and hiding behind the mask of socialism. They’re not the first and they won’t be the last. Maybe you’re a racist too. We may have more in common than you think. Well, not really, but you know what we [...]

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Hey NASA, Quit Searching For Aliens In The Sky, Try Arizona – Britain

On at 10:59 am

Hey NASA, Quit Searching For Aliens In The Sky, Try Arizona - Britain

One of Britain’s most prestigious institutes, The Royal Society, will be hosting a conference on one of the world’s most skeptical subjects, extraterrestrials. Apparently NASA and The UN (who will be present) should quit searching the galaxies and focus more on Arizona. Their words, not ours. WHY AMERICA??! Nothing against the aliens, but we don’t [...]

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Bin Laden Claims Failed Christmas Bombing

On January 24, 2010 at 11:53 am

Bin Laden Claims Failed Christmas Bombing

Today Al Jazeera aired what is claiming to be a new audio tape from Osama Bin Laden. During the course of his hate speech he takes responsibility for the failed Christmas Bombing but calls it a success in that they are still capable of infiltrating our airlines. But this is the same old conundrum. Is [...]

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Blast From The Past: Soul Train (video)

On at 8:22 am

Blast From The Past: Soul Train (video)

For those of us who owe Spike Lee one for hearing this song for the first time. And those of us who need a little reminder, a little boost, and a little old fashioned ‘hope’.

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Baldwin/McCullough Radio: StevieB returns, LIVE VIDEO CHAT ROOM NOW OPEN

On January 23, 2010 at 2:35 pm

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Are you looking for where you can find Baldwin/McCullough Radio on a station near you? We’ve got roughly 200 of them to choose from… Check out the LISTEN HERE page on our site ! Join the live chat [...]

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Marine Corps Closes Iraq Chapter

On at 11:41 am

Marine Corps Closes Iraq Chapter

After 7 years, The Marine Corps has handed Iraq over to The Army. This begins our withdrawal from the country as President Obama has ordered all but 50,000 troops out of Iraq by August. One can only pray for those left over soldiers.
READ MORE ON FOX

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Who Is Obama’s Number One Fan? Who is ‘Ellie Light’?

On at 11:34 am

Who Is Obama's Number One Fan? Who is 'Ellie Light'?

She aint no Silence Dogood, homies. A ridiculous number of pretty much identical letters to the editor have been submitted across the nation under the alias of ‘Ellie Light’. Now don’t blame us, our noses are clean. These particular ass kissing articles defend Obama on all accounts, and we’re just not down with that. Spamming [...]

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