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Country Music’s Night To Rock ...on TV
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Snooki: I'm Staying Single
Snooki: I’m Staying Single
LiLo With Vanity Fair In Pre-Jail Interview
LiLo With Vanity Fair In Pre-Jail Interview
Proximity of Peace


Jersey Shore Cast Sued For Assault

On August 30, 2010 at 11:06 pm

Jersey Shore Cast Sued For Assault

h/t x17online, August 30th: The whole cast of Jersey Shore, in some as-yet unfolding drama, is being sued for assault by a New Jersey woman: known only as “J.P.,” she blamed a verbal Snooki dust-up for her scarred chin – incurred when four bodyguards tackled her to the ground. To drive things eleven levels beyond [...]

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Paris Facing Years In Jail On Pot And Coke Charges

On at 4:41 pm

Paris Facing Years In Jail On Pot And Coke Charges

The Friday night arrest report of one-time Simple Life star Paris Hilton, obtained by TMZ on 8/30, says she could spend one to four years in Vegas lockup on drug possession charges. Caught on Las Vegas Boulevard for pot DUI, our LiLo wanna-be was taken by the attending cop to the Wynn Hotel; there, she [...]

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Elliott Park – “Fly Boy” (Music Review)

On August 28, 2010 at 4:41 pm

Elliott Park – “Fly Boy” (Music Review)

*** ½ (out of 4 stars) To preview or purchase this album click here. Fly Boy, Elliott Park’s first full-length album is a gathering of genres. It is an album that is full of surprises from one of the most talented makers of music out there in America today. It must be hell to be [...]

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The Ladies Room: Quarter-Life Crisis

On August 27, 2010 at 7:42 am

The Ladies Room: Quarter-Life Crisis

A few weeks shy of my own quarter-life crisis, I came across the NY Times article, and subsequent LemonDrop.com commentary, about the floundering generation I hail from. Hey, Generation Y! We’re officially the most undirected age bracket in human history. Congrats! We are a proud legion of kids that have no clue who we are, [...]

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Blake Shelton (Music Review)

On at 3:49 am

Blake Shelton (Music Review)

Blake Shelton – “All About Tonight” ** ½ (out of 4 stars) Label: Reprise Records It’s getting hard not to like Blake Shelton. He has certainly taken his sweet time climbing the ranks of country stardom. But if he takes a look at where he is now (number one). Blake Shelton is on fire everywhere [...]

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Bristol Palin To Join Dancing With The Stars

On August 26, 2010 at 4:53 pm

Bristol Palin To Join Dancing With The Stars

Bristol Palin is joining the Season 11 cast of Dancing With the Stars: the online news branch of E! Network, in an August 26th exclusive, confirmed that the oldest daughter of Alaska’s First Family will be available to ring in the elimination show’s new season on September 20th. For its part, ABC won’t officially comment [...]

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Paul McCartney To NASA: Ix-Nay On The Monk-ey

On at 3:14 pm

Paul McCartney To NASA: Ix-Nay On The Monk-ey

Via E! Online, August 25th: Former Beatle Paul McCartney, apparently not realizing that without animal testing he wouldn’t have his little blue pills, recently implored NASA bigshot Charles Bolden to stop the agency’s low-dose radiation tests on spider monkeys – the sort that mankind would encounter sailing to Mars. When it can be safely assumed [...]

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G4: Ten Episodes Of New Series Bomb Patrol A Go

On August 25, 2010 at 6:52 pm

G4: Ten Episodes Of New Series Bomb Patrol A Go

Per 8/23 Hollywood Reporter bit, the television network G4 has ordered ten episodes of reality series “Bomb Patrol” – following military EOD (bomb techs) in Afghanistan. The series, based on the anti-war flop that was “The Hurt Locker,” is treading new ground for the network: produced by Big Fish Entertainment in conjunction with the Navy, [...]

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Little Big Town (Music Review)

On at 2:45 pm

Little Big Town (Music Review)

*** ½ (out of 4 stars) Label: Capitol Nashville Warning to Lady Antebellum and Zac Brown Band – the four-part harmony hit machine known as Little Big Town hasn’t gone away. They’re back with a new album, and they just may be bigger than before. This week Little Big Town released their first full album [...]

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Major Garrett Leaving Fox News

On at 12:47 pm

Major Garrett Leaving Fox News

h/t Mediaite What does a man who has everything – including a spot at the front row of the White House Press Corps briefing room – do? He packs his bags and, as per 8/25 confirmation with his Twitter audience, plans his September 3rd one-way trip to the National Journal to get some sweet Congressional [...]

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The Daily Show: Iran Unveils ‘Ambassador of Death’ (video)

On at 10:42 am

The Daily Show: Iran Unveils 'Ambassador of Death' (video)

The main problem with Comedy Central reporting on what-should-be the most researched and publicly discussed headline of ‘now’, is that a tiny little notable tidbit remained unmentioned. Not a huge deal. Just the fact that Russia funded this latest project, as they have with Iran’s entire satellite program and random large sums of money for no real reason at all.

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Lindsay Released From Rehab

On at 9:59 am

Lindsay Released From Rehab

Per 8/24 TMZ bit: All those jailhouse sobs and nuthouse pep talks could have done something: Elden Fox – the selfsame judge who went easy on Winona Ryder during her shoplifting case – issued an order Tuesday, somewhere in the afternoon hours, to let coke-snorting icon Lindsay Lohan off the hook after less than a [...]

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