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Jay-Z & Satan ‘Run This Town’?

On November 20, 2009 at 2:57 pm

While Jay-Z’s God given talent and ambition are most definitely responsible for his success, could it be a pact with the devil that nabbed him the booty-shakin Beyonce? Could ‘Run This Town’ be a call to arms for The Underworld, and bored teenagers? Does the torch pass REALLY hint that Rihanna is Satan herself? One [...]

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Vote For Oprah!

On at 1:59 pm

Vote For Oprah!

With Emperor Oprah’s cancellation of her mass brainwashing effort on ABC, one would assume the Mid West could call it quits with home schooling. However, what fun would that be? Of course Big O has every intention of utilizing her powers of hypnotism fulltime on her own network, aptly entitled OWN.
Still, wouldn’t it be a [...]

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Oh MAN, this can’t be good!

On November 19, 2009 at 6:16 pm

If you’re President Barack Hussein Obama… Man this is not good…
I guess bowing to other world leaders has its price huh? Or maybe just having really stinky policies that no one likes and even fewer want…
Rasmussen is by far the most reliable polling mechanism out there. He’s gotten the closest to the actual election results [...]

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Obama Using “Dangerous” Palin Book Tour to Raise Money

On at 1:25 pm

The President’s perpetual campaign sent out a plea for funds today that focussed on former Alaska Governor Sarah Palin’s book tour for her book Going Rogue. In the email, sent out by Mitch Stewart Executive Director of Organizing for America, the campaign says (emphasis mine):
Right now, Sarah Palin is on a highly publicized, nationwide book tour, [...]

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Hot New Meat and Potatoes Poll

On at 11:07 am

Hot New Meat and Potatoes Poll

Who has hotter possible candidates for 2010 and 2012?
MeatandPotatoes.org conducted an “unscientific poll” with the question who “they wanted to see [in] the following list of leaders up for election in 2010 or 2012, posing in skimpy tight running shorts and printed on the cover of Newsweek  Magazine.”
Naturally, Democratic leaders are fugly so take a look [...]

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UCLA Students RIOT Over Fee Increase (VIDEO)

On at 10:50 am

Wow. Go Bruins! UCLA students basically rioted on campus to protest against an absurd 32% student fee increase for next year.

From the Daily Bruin:
A crowd of more than 500 demonstrators rushed Covel Commons on Wednesday to protest a proposed 32 percent student fee increase.
They were met by dozens of university police, some of whom were [...]

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Why it pays to GO ROGUE!

On at 10:25 am

Why it pays to GO ROGUE!

The producers at Oprah Winfrey attempted to advise the big O to not have Sarah Palin on her show prior to booking the former VP Candidate. Evidently a steady stream of higher than normal negative e-mails were coming in and the producers felt it would be unwise to have such a divisive character mar the [...]

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Microsoft Store – Breaks Out into Song (VIDEO)

On November 18, 2009 at 10:56 pm

Microsoft Store - Breaks Out into Song (VIDEO)

Dear Microsoft,
We don’t mean this as disrespect but you’re never going to be as cool as Apple if you simply try to copy them and don’t do as a good a job.
Sincerely,
A PC turned Apple User

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Obama On Fox News! (VIDEO)

On at 8:10 pm

Obama On Fox News! (VIDEO)

Surprise! Obama appeared on Fox News tonight, Nov. 18th from China. Don’t be surprised, it’s a lot of the same ol’ BS. Here’s one part of it.

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