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Lesbian wants to force school to discriminate against her… also… Democrats are still dishonest kooks.

by: KevinMcCullough

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Two great new stations under new ownership have joined the Baldwin/McCullough Saturday family of stations taking the show. . Big massive thanks to the good people of Des Moines, Ames, Boone, Centerville, Loganspot, Ogden, Jordan, Gilbert, [...]

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The Photos That Made Us Want To Save The Earth

On March 12, 2010 at 1:12 pm

The Photos That Made Us Want To Save The Earth

Shortly after Nixon created the Environmental Protection Agency, 100 photographers were sent out across America to document our country, our lifestyle, and the effects we have taken on the world. Sadly it has taken until pretty much right now for this project to be made public. For your viewing pleasure, the first 15,000 pictures are [...]

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The Vatican Has Found Satan & He’s In…The Vatican?

On at 9:11 am

The Vatican Has Found Satan & He's In...The Vatican?

The Vatican’s Chief Exorcist recently announced that if you are in fact looking for Satan, you’d have the best luck finding him in The Vatican itself. Since anything we could possibly say in regards to this is sure to offend someone, we’ll just play a little game of Father Gabriele says!
Father Gabriele Amorth said…
 ”people who [...]

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SMOKING SAVES!

On at 8:48 am

SMOKING SAVES!

…Well not really but it can drastically reduce the odds of both Parkinson’s and Alzheimer’s Disease. That’s a start right? The Scientific community is adamant about being perfectly that they are NOT recommending that anyone begin smoking. However, for those of us carrying around the black lung anyways, at least we won’t rock the body [...]

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WIRED Magazine Takes On Andrew Breitbart

On at 8:33 am

WIRED Magazine Takes On Andrew Breitbart

Apparently WIRED Magazine (of whom we are obvious fans)are not even remotely covert fans of Andrew Breitbart (whom we also publicly support). In their recent scathing article they put Breitbart’s personality (or lack thereof)under the microscope with an emphasis on his heavy handed and borderline hypocritical tactics towards media domination. While one may be tempted [...]

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Puerto Rico Tosses Birth Certificates

On at 8:16 am

Puerto Rico Tosses Birth Certificates

In an effort to combat identity theft, Puerto Rico has taken the rather ‘creative’ course of throwing out all current birth certificates. This means that every citizen (whether they live in the continental US or anywhere) will have to reapply for a birth certificate. Obviously not everyone is happy about this.
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Canada & The 9/11 Pig Roast

On March 11, 2010 at 3:19 pm

Canada & The 9/11 Pig Roast

OH CANADA! Let us count the reasons to appreciate our jolly neighbors: breakfast buffets, big sexy drunken perpetual frat boys, trolley cars, head shops, their sense of humor, BEERFEST, their use of the word ‘aye’ (which is certain to pluck the heartstrings of even the biggest and meanest d-bags), and let us not forget eskimos! However, when it [...]

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Diet Myths That May Be Ruining Your Life!

On at 1:07 pm

Diet Myths That May Be Ruining Your Life!

You may have heard that blueberries are a great source for antioxidants (true), but you may not know that they are actually only superior in one specific type (also true), this actually makes dark chocolate (which is high in multiple strains) better for you than blueberries. Coffee does not dehydrate the regular drinker, those cons [...]

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Lesbian Controversy Puts Kabosh On Prom

On at 12:37 pm

Lesbian Controversy Puts Kabosh On Prom

It’s just another case of The Bible Belt versus The ACLU. A 17 year old Mississippi teen requested that she be allowed to wear a tuxedo to prom where she would accompany her female date (also a student) but while she was not exactly ‘denied’ her request, she was the catalyst for prom being canceled [...]

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US Department of Education Orders Shipment of Shotguns

On at 12:08 pm

US Department of Education Orders Shipment of Shotguns

As a proponent of the 2nd amendment it can get a tad awkward when questioning a bulk Remington shotgun purchase, even when it’s by The Department of Education. So we just won’t. Especially since the threat of a new gothed out trench coat mafia remains viable. Still, don’t the security officers staffed out for these positions [...]

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Sharon Osbourne To Auction Breast Implants On Ebay

On at 11:49 am

Sharon Osbourne To Auction Breast Implants On Ebay

After two boob jobs, and half a million dollars in various attempts at self preservation at the hands of a knife, Ozzy’s better half is offering her unwanted implants to the highest bidding celebrity fanatic. Creepy? Maybe. But just wait, who wants to bet how soon her hubby starts auctioning partially digested animal parts for [...]

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