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Amber Alert: The Comic Book

by: ParcLIVE!

Jake Tinsley’s grandfather ran the Texas paper that covered the 1996 abduction and murder of Amber Hagerman (the namesake of The Amber Alert) and his father was the reporter who led the story. So it is only fitting that the 14 year old comic phenomenon tackle the radical notion of covering the unsolved murder in [...]

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Blast From The Past: Soul Train (video)

On January 24, 2010 at 8:22 am

Blast From The Past: Soul Train (video)

For those of us who owe Spike Lee one for hearing this song for the first time. And those of us who need a little reminder, a little boost, and a little old fashioned ‘hope’.

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Baldwin/McCullough Radio: StevieB returns, LIVE VIDEO CHAT ROOM NOW OPEN

On January 23, 2010 at 2:35 pm

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Are you looking for where you can find Baldwin/McCullough Radio on a station near you? We’ve got roughly 200 of them to choose from… Check out the LISTEN HERE page on our site ! Join the live chat [...]

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Marine Corps Closes Iraq Chapter

On at 11:41 am

Marine Corps Closes Iraq Chapter

After 7 years, The Marine Corps has handed Iraq over to The Army. This begins our withdrawal from the country as President Obama has ordered all but 50,000 troops out of Iraq by August. One can only pray for those left over soldiers.
READ MORE ON FOX

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Who Is Obama’s Number One Fan? Who is ‘Ellie Light’?

On at 11:34 am

Who Is Obama's Number One Fan? Who is 'Ellie Light'?

She aint no Silence Dogood, homies. A ridiculous number of pretty much identical letters to the editor have been submitted across the nation under the alias of ‘Ellie Light’. Now don’t blame us, our noses are clean. These particular ass kissing articles defend Obama on all accounts, and we’re just not down with that. Spamming [...]

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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Mistress & a Billboard

On at 11:11 am

Hell Hath No Fury Like a Mistress & a Billboard

Let’s face it gentlemen, if you have an 8 1/2 year relationship with a woman and then leave her for YOUR WIFE there’s bound to be some backlash. In the case of Obama advisor and Oracle president, Charles Phillips, the payback manifested itself in billboards and a website with hundreds of pictures etc. Apparently someone [...]

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Poor Chachi

On at 10:51 am

Poor Chachi

Scott Baio should have taken a hint from Google and avoided making Michelle Obama jokes. Because America now knows that anyone who makes fun of the first lady is in fact a high ranking official in the Klu Klux Klan. You would have thought that after electing a half black president who prefers to be [...]

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Andy Dick Strikes Again

On at 10:27 am

Andy Dick Strikes Again

Nothing new here, Andy Dick has again touched someone inappropriately probably after being asked repeatedly to walk away (per usual). Since it’s hard to remember what he’s acted in since costarring with Brooke Shields and Kathy Griffin in the 90s, we will refer to him as ‘the personality’ and not ‘the comedian’. This is the [...]

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Is this the Peoples’ Candidate from New York?

On January 22, 2010 at 1:54 pm

Is this the Peoples’ Candidate from New York?

With Rudy Giuliani already having declared that he won’t run for a New York Senate seat and no clear choice Republican alternative, the brainstorming has begun about who would offer New Yorkers a viable alternative to the Democratic Party.
Perhaps the most intriguing name to emerge is former banker and current CNBC host, Larry Kudlow.  Kudlow [...]

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NO NYC TERROR TRIALS!

On at 1:48 pm

NO NYC TERROR TRIALS!

Let’s make this very clear. If you are a foriegner you DO NOT get tried as a United States Citizen. Let’s also make something else clear, if you are a TERRORIST than you should be charged as a war criminal. Ya know, since we’re in that whole war on terror thingie. DO NOT bring KSM [...]

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World’s 1st Life-Size Sexbot!

On at 1:25 pm

World's 1st Life-Size Sexbot!

Roxxxy is the PERFECT woman. Not only is she a C cup (which she was born with by the way, fakers), but she is completely computer programmable. Hook her up to your laptop and teach her conversation topics, cause yes, she talks. But only about what YOU want to talk about. And she can’t walk, [...]

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Holiday Inn’s HUMAN Bed Warmers

On at 1:14 pm

Holiday Inn's HUMAN Bed Warmers

What exactly made heated comforters obsolete? Is this like an escort service? Do I pay them five bucks to warm my bed, and then if they consent (discretely) we have a slumber party?? Not that that would change how creeped out I am by this new service, but it just might, maybe.
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ALL WHITE Basketball Team

On at 12:52 pm

ALL WHITE Basketball Team

Oxymoron? Well that’s what we’d originally go for, but this is a stunt at the hands of pro-wrestler, Moose Lewis (so no). To be perfectly honest, this really does seem like the only way a bunch of white dudes will be able to play basketball in Atlanta. However, we do call RACISM on leaving the [...]

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