Puerto Rico Tosses Birth Certificates
On March 12, 2010 at 8:16 am
In an effort to combat identity theft, Puerto Rico has taken the rather ‘creative’ course of throwing out all current birth certificates. This means that every citizen (whether they live in the continental US or anywhere) will have to reapply for a birth certificate. Obviously not everyone is happy about this.
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Canada & The 9/11 Pig Roast
On March 11, 2010 at 3:19 pm
OH CANADA! Let us count the reasons to appreciate our jolly neighbors: breakfast buffets, big sexy drunken perpetual frat boys, trolley cars, head shops, their sense of humor, BEERFEST, their use of the word ‘aye’ (which is certain to pluck the heartstrings of even the biggest and meanest d-bags), and let us not forget eskimos! However, when it [...]
Diet Myths That May Be Ruining Your Life!
On at 1:07 pm
You may have heard that blueberries are a great source for antioxidants (true), but you may not know that they are actually only superior in one specific type (also true), this actually makes dark chocolate (which is high in multiple strains) better for you than blueberries. Coffee does not dehydrate the regular drinker, those cons [...]
Lesbian Controversy Puts Kabosh On Prom
On at 12:37 pm
It’s just another case of The Bible Belt versus The ACLU. A 17 year old Mississippi teen requested that she be allowed to wear a tuxedo to prom where she would accompany her female date (also a student) but while she was not exactly ‘denied’ her request, she was the catalyst for prom being canceled [...]
US Department of Education Orders Shipment of Shotguns
On at 12:08 pm
As a proponent of the 2nd amendment it can get a tad awkward when questioning a bulk Remington shotgun purchase, even when it’s by The Department of Education. So we just won’t. Especially since the threat of a new gothed out trench coat mafia remains viable. Still, don’t the security officers staffed out for these positions [...]
Sharon Osbourne To Auction Breast Implants On Ebay
On at 11:49 am
After two boob jobs, and half a million dollars in various attempts at self preservation at the hands of a knife, Ozzy’s better half is offering her unwanted implants to the highest bidding celebrity fanatic. Creepy? Maybe. But just wait, who wants to bet how soon her hubby starts auctioning partially digested animal parts for [...]
Mach 6 Cruise Missile Testing Delayed
On at 11:13 am
The Air Force has postponed plans to begin public testing for the ground breaking X-51 WaveRider which is the first Mach 6 Cruise Missile of it’s kind. Until now, air breathing crafts were considered too unstabile to be considered for military use. However the crazy cool design of The WaveRider puts most of those concerns [...]
Pelosi To Pass Senate Version of Obamacare WITHOUT a Single Vote
On at 9:01 am
Welcome to America. Our media is hyperactive, our justice system bursting with young attorneys eager to take on the man and make a name for themselves, and both hold our representation publicly accountable. ‘Allegedly’. How then, pray tell, can Nancy Pelosi flat out SAY to the American people that the new plan is to pass [...]
Kansas City Votes To Close Half Of Schools
On at 8:14 am
In another carefully concealed plot to convince the rest of America that they hold an upper hand in education as well as legislation, the Kansas City school board has ok-d a vote that will effectively close over half of its schools. Their reasoning? Atleast their attempt at such claims dwindling enrollment as an excuse to [...]
Amber Alert: The Comic Book
On March 10, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Jake Tinsley’s grandfather ran the Texas paper that covered the 1996 abduction and murder of Amber Hagerman (the namesake of The Amber Alert) and his father was the reporter who led the story. So it is only fitting that the 14 year old comic phenomenon tackle the radical notion of covering the unsolved murder in [...]
The Herpes Factor
On at 1:54 pm
Abstinence is looking better and better. With 1 in 6 American’s holding a lifetime membership with the Herpes Club, the odds of hooking up with bar hotties and not receiving a private invitation to VIP is getting rather slim.
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