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Wag’s Suspected Of Faking Colbert Interview
On August 6, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Something to think about as you ring in your weekend: Wag’s Revue, billed as an “online-only literary quarterly of poetry, essays, fiction, and interviews” claimed an interview with Comedy Central goofball/fake conservative Stephen Colbert for their July 16 issue. Trouble is, they get shot down whenever trying to speak with anyone even semi-famous. So, all [...]
Katy Perry Not Being Sued – Or Is She?
On at 3:00 pm
The Beach Boys, in a not-so exclusive report shot to the pages of ETonline.com on 8/5, dissed rumors that they were going to sue Katy Perry for her jackage of the “California Girls” meme. According to Mike Love, an original member of the 60s rock group, they never planned to stick their hands out for [...]
Sean Penn And Robin Wright Finally Through
On at 1:30 pm
For more news about Sean Penn’s ridiculous divorce waffling with his wife, he went through with it again in late July; this time, it was for real. Come 8/5 iVillage piece, we’ve learned that his crazy 20-year relationship sequel with blonde Texan Robin Wright – who should have divorced him a long time ago – [...]
Needless Investigation Of The Day: Cops On Roger Huerta Case
On at 11:30 am
Roger Huerta’s 7/31 Austin beatdown of a poor excuse for a Texan – and a man – is now being investigated by street judges. They’ve viewed the very same tape making its rounds on the intarwebs, and are working on identifying the pair of arms and legs that the Matador made into his bitch. Self-defense [...]
Twitter Celebrities H8 The Tenth Amendment?
On at 9:15 am
In the wake of August 4th’s overthrow of Proposition 8, celebrities all over the Twitterverse have been using the social giant for its intended purpose. That purpose is, of course, tweeting that of which they know little to nothing – ensuring their position on the intelligence scale as three steps behind that of an activist [...]
Hot Dog Champ Eats Case Against Him Into Oblivion
On at 8:10 am
As reported by TMZ: Nathan’s International eating champ Takeru Kobayashi received on 8/5 his just desserts, from a Brooklyn judge that decided the cases against him for trespassing and resisting arrest didn’t . . . well . . . have enough meat on their bones. Takeru, in a translated statement, said he had “no regrets [...]
Taylor Swift’s New Single Released Early
On August 5, 2010 at 3:44 pm
** ½ (out of 4 stars) Label: Big Machine Records Yesterday morning, Taylor Swift’s newest single (“Mine”) was still under wraps, waiting for August 16th, when it was scheduled to come out. Then, an inferior mp3 file of it was illegally leaked on the internet, so the record label went ahead and released the song [...]
Buckcherry – “All Night Long” (Music Review)
On at 2:23 pm
*** (out of 4 stars) Label: Eleven Seven Music Buckcherry is back with rock songs about rocking, and partying songs about partying. The band, led by Josh Todd, has delivered 11 songs about nothing but drugs, sex and rock ’n’ roll that are ready for stadium audiences. Click here to see the official video for [...]
Justin Bieber Guests For Season 11 CSI Episode
On at 11:01 am
Via RadarOnline: The guy with some of the most messed-up fans out there – no, not Ron Paul, Justin Bieber – will make his prime-time TV debut late September 2010 by permanently defiling an award-winner; to wit, CSI, in which he plays “a troubled teen” getting his crazy on around dead bodies. Is it likely [...]
Kristy Lee Cook: Newest Target For PETA Bigotry
On at 10:21 am
Via Fox411: On the 4th of August, not long after a statement by Daniel Andreas’ homeboys at “In Defense of Animals,” PETA threw some fastballs at eliminated American Idol turned reality-show hunter Kristy Lee Cook. Instead of angering thousands of would-be fans by killing helpless animals on camera in attempt to get her ’15 Minutes [...]
MMA Legend Huerta Puts Smackdown On Girlfighter
On at 9:29 am
From TMZ: Last Saturday night in the Lone Star State, Bellator fighter Roger Huerta had reason to do his thing and school an Austinite who thought it okay to sock female heads in the fine art of asskick. The student, after a few knocks, left Huerta’s dojo for the ground – on which he bled [...]
JUNKFOOD: SHARK WEEK
On August 4, 2010 at 9:44 pmFree Lunch Comics helps Parcbench celebrate Shark Week with this Junkfood Exclusive!
Kristy Lee Cook: Going Country And Getting Manure
On at 4:00 pm
Via 8/3 TMZ piece: The same puppy-huggers that once blasted Chris Klein, “In Defense of Animals,” are up in arms over former American Idol contestant Kristy Lee Cook’s recently-premiered Versus network reality show Goin’ Country, which chronicles Kristy’s hunts for record deal and good eats with a Browning 270 rifle. Issuing a recent complaint in [...]
Lindsay Put In UCLA Psych Ward
On at 2:00 pm
Via HollyScoop.com Questions of whether or not rehab icon Lindsay Lohan is crazy have once and for all been settled; as of 8/3, she’s being treated in the Neuropsychiatry Hospital of the UCLA Medical Center. The starlet’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has – in the past – tried to deny she’s addicted to anything, but [...]
John Edwards Movie: Twenty-Car Pile-Up In The Making?
On at 10:00 am
Via the Cleveland Leader Aaron Sorkin, creator and director of noted propaganda piece The West Wing, will soon kickstart the career of “The Politician” – a documentary about cheating failure John Edwards. Inspired by Edwards aide Andrew Young, it will go deep into the man’s affair with Rielle Hunter and later cover-up. With placenta-eating Sea [...]
Bristol Palin: Levi Lied To Me!
On at 8:56 am
TMZ has, as of the 8/3 evening, coughed up info that the ‘Cuda’s daughter has choice words for Levi “Ricky Hollywood” Johnston. As things seem, the awful one lied about shooting a music video in Los Angeles in order to get it on with an ex. Bristol dumped him and then went back to sailing [...]
