Special Olympics Reject Apology
On February 3, 2010 at 5:22 pm
It’s no new news that Rahm Emanuel accused that liberals were “retarded.” What is new however, is the silly typical slimy politician efforts that have recently come to light. Yesterday an official representing Emanuel claimed that he had called Tim Shriver, apologized, and it was accepted. Except that he never called. And according to Special [...]
Military’s Top Uniformed Officer Speaks Out On DADT
On at 7:14 am
“You Don’t Have To Be Straight To Shoot Straight”
The top uniformed officer in our military has given his ‘personal’ opinion on the potential repeal of DADT and he says he is all for it. “For me, it comes down to integrity—theirs as individuals and ours as an institution,” says Admiral Mullen.
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Alice In Wonderland (trailer)
On at 7:06 am
Tim Burton’s newest endeavor attempts to deliver a continuation of the rather demented tale of Alice In Wonderland. With the world’s sexiest man (two times running) and a 3D option we can only assume it will gross rather high. And we sincerely hope it’s worth it. So we attached the trailer for your viewing pleasure. [...]
“Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat” – Says General (video)
On February 2, 2010 at 7:50 pm
Latest Onion Video adressing ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’.
‘Gays Too Precious To Risk In Combat,’ Says General
NYC Last Ditch Effort To Find 9/11 Remains
On at 9:27 am
In an act of good faith, NYC has made plans to transport seven truckloads of debris from Ground Zero to be hand sifted through in an effort to identify any of the still missing victims of September 11th. This is one of those situations where intent is more important to note than they impending result.
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So, You Hear The One About The Guy Who Made a Girlfriend In His Basement?
On at 8:53 am
Some people get rather lonely as the insensitive hyper advertising of Valentine’s Day approaches. Jeremy Mayer got lonely a year ago. Since then he has constructed a 6 foot tall nude girlfriend/sculpture formed entirely of typewriter parts. Their love is most likely complicated, and dangerous, but we’re intrigued so…
READ ABOUT DELILAH & JEREMY ON WIRED
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Log Cabin Republicans Address ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’
On at 8:00 am
Thanks to a dedicated Parcbench-er for linking us to the official statement put out by our Log Cabin Brethren in response to the DADT repeal! But enough chit-chat, here it is straight from the horse’s mouth.
LOG CABIN REPUBLICAN’S OFFICIAL STATEMENT
Off-Beat Tourist Attractions (website)
On at 7:10 am
Taking the family for a roadtrip? Taking a drive to get over an ex and forget about Vday? …As long as the bank doesn’t own your car yet we’ve got a suggestion for you.
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Iran Vows To Blow The Globe On Feb 11th
On February 1, 2010 at 12:59 pm
…sorry, ‘deliver a blow’. Not exactly clear on the difference, except that they probably mean with the WMDs that they ‘don’t’ have. Honestly, it just looks like Iran is lonely & bitter, ending the world before Valentine’s Day. Maybe if they weren’t so grumpy someone would love them. Maybe. But utilizing threats in place of [...]
SNL Does Scott Brown – Love it! (VIDEO)
On at 11:42 am
Scott Brown is turning heads everywhere. And well, with more common sense Republicans in office maybe our country will start heading in the right direction! SNL has a great skit. Heck, even Barney Frank is having sexual dreams about Scott Brown.
Bring on November 2010!
