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Snooki Charged With Annoying People
On August 19, 2010 at 10:45 am
Via iVillage: 22-year old Jersey Shore star Nicole Polizzi – better known as Snooki – was charged in absentia with exercising her right to be annoying during her 8/18 disorderly conduct proceedings. As anyone with half a brain knows, if being a bitch at the beach was enough to rack up legal demerits, 99% of [...]
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Artists on the Right – A Series
On at 7:12 am
This is an introductory essay about my upcoming series of profiles of right-wing artists. Introduction Many arts-oriented intellectuals accept as a basic truth a false dogma about artists: all good and lasting art and therefore all good artists are inherently left-wing politically. They point to the trend in literature, songs and movies to celebrate and [...]
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Devon James’ Paternity Suit Against Tiger Woods Dismissed!
On August 18, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Via the Hollywood Gossip: Devon James’ paternity suit against golf superstar Tiger Woods, mother of all frivolous insults to the American taxpayer, was dropped by a Florida judge on 8/17 morning because the porn star failed to report in to court. The star of films with such respectable and thought-provoking names as “Lick This,” with [...]
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Method Man Gets An Eyeful At Gathering Of Juggalos
On at 12:30 pm
Anyone who thinks Tila Tequila is making up the story about being hit with flying bottles and rocks oughta get their (or Method Man’s) heads examined: the rapper, who performed with the MTV babe at Cave-In-Rock, Illinois for the “Gathering of the Juggalos” event from August 12-15th, boasted some serious eye injury resulting from a [...]
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Bankrupt Teresa Giudice Spends 60K: What’s Wrong With This Picture?
On at 11:27 am
Via the NY Post: Newark bankruptcy court testimony on 8/16 revealed something interesting about New Jersey “Real Housewife” Teresa Giudice: when spiraling down the debt hole, she tried to spend her way out of the blues – with a sixty thousand dollar shopping spree, three quarters of which was spent on home furnishings, at high [...]
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Tila Tequila Wants To Cave In ICP’s Rock!
On at 9:41 am
Tila Tequila, assaulted by the worst fans ever at last weekend’s “Gathering of the Juggalos,” is still planning to sue: in an 8/17 interview for E! Online that recounted the musical equivalent of “When Animals Attack,” the former elimination show hostess claims she wants to bankrupt the Insane Clown Posse. EO: So, what are the [...]
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Dr. Laura Pulls the Plug on Her Own Show
On at 2:24 am
At a time when radio talk shows seem more popular than ever before, one of the classics is turning down the volume… all the way to “OFF” as a matter of fact. That’s right, Dr. Laura is pulling the plug on her own talk-show. In the wake of controversy over her use of the “n-word” [...]
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Colt Cabana: Tila Almost Pelted With Tainted Watermelon
On August 17, 2010 at 2:00 pm
This whole Tila Tequila/homicidal juggalos thing is unfolding like a MC Escher print: Ring of Honor wrestler Colt Cabana – doing his thing for 8/13′s Illinois “Gathering of the Juggalos” – let TMZ know just how bad things were: in spite of Tila playing Spring Breaker and removing her top, the two-thousand strong crowd of [...]
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Bieber’s Number Up? How About No Way, Jose?
On at 12:30 pm
Teen pop dude Justin Bieber, who is doing more CSI episodes after his first cameo, set himself up to follow in Snooki’s BlackBerry-induced footsteps with a digitbarf to his 4.5 million Twitter fans over the 8/14-15 weekend – or did he? Ryan Butler, a Twittering IRL friend of the singer, recently had his account password [...]
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“Jersey Shore”‘s Snooki Has A New Dude In Her Life?
On at 10:30 am
Jersey Shore’s Orange-Tan Monument AKA Snooki was spotted in Seaside Heights over the 8/14-15 weekend, making REALLY nice to 24-year old Iraq vet Jeff Miranda. RadarOnline, the outlet that once scared us all half to death with rumors of John Roberts quitting the Supreme Court, broke on Monday morning the story of their Sky Ride [...]
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Mel Gibson Crashes Maserati, Throws $133K Down Drain
On at 7:45 am
Actor Mel Gibson, on the night of Sunday the 15th, wrecked his $133,000+ Maserati in a meeting with one of many California hilltops; his super-expensive hardware was found so damaged it had to be towed away from the Malibu Canyon Road scene, proving that in the grand children’s game of Rock, Scissors and Car, rock [...]
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Gibson Mistress: “I Was Ordered To Keep Quiet!”
On August 16, 2010 at 12:04 pm
Via TMZ: The “War Of The Screwballs” between Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva has swept up another combatant: 26-year old Violet Kowal, via representative Gloria Allred, claims to possess texts and emails from the three days after Gibbs’ 1/6 blow-up. The most notable ones, from one of Mel’s bodyguards, warned the porn star/former Gibson mistress [...]
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LiLo Providing Advice: The Blind Leading The Blind?
On at 9:04 am
Wasted starlet Lindsay Lohan has been having quite the time in squirrel storage, according to sources close to her: not only has she been forbidden from receiving or handling pointy objects during her stay, but – as TMZ pointed out on 8/15 – from receiving a break on the whole “celebrity status” thing. This time, [...]
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Clown Posse On Tila Tequila: Attackers Number Two . . . Thousand?
On August 15, 2010 at 12:30 pm
Via TMZ: When Insane Clown Posse-loving social rejects get down, as online drama queen Tila Tequila experienced during her Friday the 13th appearance at Illinois’ yearly “Gathering of the Juggalos” event, they prove they’re capable of starring in another entry for the Silence of the Lambs series. Fewer than 2,000 worshippers of abovesaid idiot duo [...]
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Is Shania Twain The Next American Idol Judge?
On August 14, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Is Shania Twain the next American Idol judge? Ok, it is finally time to announce that… …the American Idol rumors are now officially totally out of control. Let’s face it – everyone from Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler to Jennifer Lopez has been rumored to be negotiating to be a judge on the show. And let’s not [...]
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Sarah Palin vs. Stephen Baldwin… on POT!
On at 11:03 amStephen Baldwin was recently accosted at a movie theater. Not by a person, but by the end credits that rolled out heavy political agendas while also listing who did what… of a comedy! Will that match the accosting he is taking by the pro-legalization-of-marijuana crowd that now include the former Governor of Alaska who once proclaimed Baldwin her “favorite?” Sarah Palin vs. Stephen Baldwin… is it a fair fight? Thoughts: 800.345.9622.
