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Hollywood takes a step to the right?

On February 5, 2010 at 8:26 am

Hollywood takes a step to the right?

With the number of Obamacare supporters, in it’s current form steadily declining [58% opposed], it is most surprising [especially to Obama], to see a significant segment of those dissenters from his beloved Hollywood.
This is surprising not only to Obama, but to the leftists who now find themselves opposing him. Can you imagine after 8 years [...]

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The Ladies Room: You are not a Lady, young Lady.

On February 4, 2010 at 9:27 am

The Ladies Room: You are not a Lady, young Lady.

Miley Cyrus’s little sister has developed a kid’s clothing line…with fishnets. She’s nine. Is anyone surprised?
Noah Cyrus and her best friend, Emily Grace Reaves, have put together a sweet line called Ooh! La, La! Couture. First off, I’m having trouble loading the site. (Likely because it is overrun with pedophiles.) All the outfits I’ve seen [...]

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Huckabee, Baldwin, Giles, McCullough, Napolitano, Cupp, Tanteros, FOX NEWS, Ed Morrissey set to appear at XPAC 2010.

On January 30, 2010 at 1:31 am

REGISTER ONLINE NOW and get $5 off.
$15 includes all the games, food, and access for all three days.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
7-9am – CPAC Radio Row – Kevin McCullough Radio
sponsored by Xtreme Media & Baldwin/McCullough Radio
Sirius Satellite Radio – Channel 161
9am – XPAC Lounge Opens – Games, WiFi, Wii and more.
Fox News Strategy Room Begins Broadcast [...]

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The Montag Monster in Her Natural Habitat

On January 28, 2010 at 10:34 am

The Montag Monster in Her Natural Habitat

Shhhhhhh!  Be very very quiet.  We are all very lucky to be this close to the Montag Monster in her natural habitat.  She lurks close to the ground and tries to hypnotize you with her new DDD boobs and blank stares.  Not to be confused with her similar mating call, the Montag Monster positions her [...]

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The Ladies Room: Paper or Plastic

On January 27, 2010 at 8:05 am

The Ladies Room: Paper or Plastic

Heidi Montag has become the Patron Saint of Desperation.  A poster child for all the wannabe-starlets. She’s gone from fresh-faced reality television diva to dead-behind-the-eyes glamazon.
Usually that lifeless, self-loathing look is reserved for Lindsey Lohan. (Hollywood needs to destroy another young girl; my Lohan jokes are going stale.)
From here on out, I’m going to refer [...]

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Iran Sends $5 Gift Card to Haiti

On January 26, 2010 at 8:40 am

Satire from The Endive…
“Our hearts go out to the people of Haiti,” said Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmedinejad, “We share in their sorrow and we will do everything we can to help. Now, I must go because ‘No Reservations with Anthony Bourdain’ is coming on in twenty minutes.”
Haiti’s President confirmed the arrival of the gift card [...]

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The George Clooney Show

On January 25, 2010 at 9:37 am

The George Clooney Show

You would have to be totally inhuman not to feel for the people of Haiti and the horror that has occurred there.  The money, manpower, and goodwill that the U.S. has given shows, as always, that when disaster strikes somewhere, we always step up to help.
The problem, of course, is knowing how to give money [...]

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Baldwin/McCullough Radio: StevieB returns, LIVE VIDEO CHAT ROOM NOW OPEN

On January 23, 2010 at 2:35 pm

a production of XTREME MEDIA LLC of New York
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…Listen LIVE: 9-11pm EST…
Are you looking for where you can find Baldwin/McCullough Radio on a station near you? We’ve got roughly 200 of them to choose from… Check out the LISTEN HERE page on our site ! Join the live chat [...]

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Baldwin/McCullough: Too Late for Haiti? LIVE 9pm EST

On January 16, 2010 at 8:52 pm

a production of XTREME MEDIA LLC of New York
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…Listen LIVE: 9-11pm EST…
A matching fund for Haiti Emergency Relief has been established for Baldwin/McCullough listeners.
(Every dollar donated through midnight Sunday will be matched up to $30,000, please click here and give as generously as you can.)

Are you looking for where you can [...]

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Tiger Woods + The Oregon Trail = Closure

On January 11, 2010 at 11:05 am

Tiger Woods + The Oregon Trail = Closure

 
 
If you’re like IBBB and sick of hearing about Tiger Woods and his alleged mistresses, let’s have our favorite 80’s Apple IIc computer game, Oregon Trail, decide the fate of this scandal.  I mean, this is what I do to make major decisions in my life, so it only makes sense that Tiger do the same.  Boarding the [...]

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Time for Yet Another Shot at Love

On at 9:21 am

Time for Yet Another Shot at Love

Tila Tequila - always a skanky internet and television personality, never a bride.
Is it really a surprise that Tila Tequila’s marriage didn’t happen? Ok, I suppose the circumstances are a bit unexpected. But not the outcome.
Casey Johnson, heiress to a fortune of soap and baby oil, was found dead on January 4th. The exact conditions are [...]

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Oh, Grow Up!

On at 7:45 am

Oh, Grow Up!

Twenty guys in turbans and long beards could walk right through airport security, but who gets detained overnight? Joan Rivers. I am glad the airports are finally getting to the real root of terror – old Jewish comedians. I demand Don Rickles be brought in for questioning. Jerry Lewis should be put on a no-fly [...]

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