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No Talk Show for Jennifer Aniston

On November 2, 2009 at 9:43 am

No Talk Show for Jennifer Aniston

So the buzz on the street is that Jennifer Aniston wants to be the next Chelsea Lately. While it would seem fitting to want to watch a talk show with an old friend, and Jennifer would seem to be the consummate host, this rumor is false.
It is interesting how these rumors get started. The story [...]

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Sweetin Low – What’s up with the former FULL HOUSE star?

On October 29, 2009 at 11:06 am

Sweetin Low - What's up with the former FULL HOUSE star?

Unfortunately, we’ve learned drug abuse is not uncommon amongst child TV stars. Stephanie Tanner is no exception. I, along with the rest of the children of the 80s and early 90s remember watching Jodie Sweetin play Stephanie on Full House; her gig from age 5-13. I’ll admit I watched with a tinge of jealousy. Now, [...]

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Ted Turner’s Fine Dining Establishment

On October 27, 2009 at 10:25 am

Ted Turner's Fine Dining Establishment

It’s very rare that I write a review with the enthusiasm I had when I sat down to write this one. After dining at some of the finest establishments in the world, one could grow jaded with the cuisine culture if his passion isn’t renewed from time to time by a truly exciting experience. Luckily, [...]

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The Lohans’: Bad Judgement Everywhere.

On October 23, 2009 at 10:21 am

The Lohans': Bad Judgement Everywhere.

The Lohans’ are a mess in every way. Well now Lindsay Lohan says her 15 year old sister, Ali, is ready for the celebrity party scene.
Ali is apparently desperate to be just like Lindsay. That makes one person.
While the dad, Michael, disagrees with Lindsay, we’re pretty sure Lindsay’s irresponsibility lame “look at me” antics will [...]

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Should Jacko’s Kids be Reality Stars?

On at 9:33 am

Should Jacko's Kids be Reality Stars?

Who here thought the kids of the Gloved One (who underwent a gradual transformation from pop singer to charitable eccentric to the unlikely canonized) would be thrown into the spotlight yet again? Come on people, raise your hands . . . Hmm? Mhm. That doesn’t surprise me.
Now that we’ve all agreed on something, possibly because [...]

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John Travolta: Accidental Advocate?

On October 19, 2009 at 9:36 am

 John Travolta: Accidental Advocate?

None of the following statements are true.
Before Michael J. Fox, there was no Parkinson’s.
Before Christopher Reeve, nobody needed stem cell research.
Before Brook Shields there was no post-partum depression.
Before John Travolta admitted his recently deceased son had been autistic, there were no autistic children.
Jett Travolta died in January, and during a subsequent extortion trial at the [...]

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Tarnished Crowns

On October 7, 2009 at 8:52 am

Tarnished Crowns

What’s up with the mini-rash of beauty queens losing their crowns?
The most recent and memorable incident happened in our own Miss USA contest, when last year’s Miss California Carrie Prejean lost her crown for breach of contract (a claim she continues to legally dispute). During the contest, Prejean stated her opinion on a controversial subject, [...]

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Is Miley Turning Into A Ho?

On October 6, 2009 at 10:07 am


Ok seriously, I’ll come out and say it: Miley Cyrus is turning into a ho.

Maybe that’s a little rough but have you seen her new video? If not, it’s below. The girl is 16 and she’s prancing around and shaking her hips like a stripper in training. Watching it, you easily forget that she’s 16 [...]

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The Ladies Room: Put Your Best Face Forward

On October 5, 2009 at 8:54 am

The Ladies Room: Put Your Best Face Forward

On a search for random YouTube hilarity, I stumbled upon the videos of self-taught make-up artist Lauren Luke. She is officially one of my new favorite things.
She does a series of step-be-step make-up tutorials. However, she’s not your regular YouTube personality showing you things you already know, she takes her looks directly from music videos.
Ever [...]

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Obama’s Communism, Polanski, Letterman – Sat. 9pm EST LIVE

On October 3, 2009 at 12:05 am

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Ok… So Letterman’s NOT QUITE Polanski…but…(VIDEO)

On October 2, 2009 at 9:20 am

Ok... So Letterman's NOT QUITE Polanski...but...(VIDEO)

David Letterman has for years had fun at the expense of others especially in pointing out their sexual dalliances. Well all those chickens came home to roost this week for the 62 year old Late Night host.
He was forced to admit liasons with staffers, and even did so on his show.
Fortunately all of Letterman’s employees [...]

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Hollywood Flip Flops on Polanski After Learning of His Ties to CIA, Halliburton

On October 1, 2009 at 8:57 am

Hollywood Flip Flops on Polanski After Learning of His Ties to CIA, Halliburton

In an about face, many of the actors and directors in Hollywood that were upset by Roman Polanski’s arrest have had a change of heart, after hearing new details of his life in exile that have been made public since his arrest.
For those of you that don’t know, Polanski plead guilty to unlawful sex with [...]

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