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Randy Montana – “Ain’t Much Left of Lovin’ You” (music review)
On August 11, 2010 at 10:37 am
*** ½ (out of 4 stars) Label: Mercury Records Just when country music seemed like an endless repeat of all the hits you’ve been hearing for months, there’s a new, rocking-out singer/songwriter to be grateful for. His name is Randy Montana. Repeat after me – Randy Montana… You’re going to want to remember that name. [...]
Wag’s Suspected Of Faking Colbert Interview
On August 6, 2010 at 5:00 pm
Something to think about as you ring in your weekend: Wag’s Revue, billed as an “online-only literary quarterly of poetry, essays, fiction, and interviews” claimed an interview with Comedy Central goofball/fake conservative Stephen Colbert for their July 16 issue. Trouble is, they get shot down whenever trying to speak with anyone even semi-famous. So, all [...]
Katy Perry Not Being Sued – Or Is She?
On at 3:00 pm
The Beach Boys, in a not-so exclusive report shot to the pages of ETonline.com on 8/5, dissed rumors that they were going to sue Katy Perry for her jackage of the “California Girls” meme. According to Mike Love, an original member of the 60s rock group, they never planned to stick their hands out for [...]
Sean Penn And Robin Wright Finally Through
On at 1:30 pm
For more news about Sean Penn’s ridiculous divorce waffling with his wife, he went through with it again in late July; this time, it was for real. Come 8/5 iVillage piece, we’ve learned that his crazy 20-year relationship sequel with blonde Texan Robin Wright – who should have divorced him a long time ago – [...]
Ke$ha or Gwyneth Paltrow – The Next Great Country Singers?
On at 10:11 am
It never ends. The list of pop, rock and Hollywood stars that announce they are going to make country music, that is. Just last week everyone in Nashville was rolling their eyes at the news that Gwyneth Paltrow will play a country singer in an upcoming movie, and that she will record some country music. [...]
Twitter Celebrities H8 The Tenth Amendment?
On at 9:15 am
In the wake of August 4th’s overthrow of Proposition 8, celebrities all over the Twitterverse have been using the social giant for its intended purpose. That purpose is, of course, tweeting that of which they know little to nothing – ensuring their position on the intelligence scale as three steps behind that of an activist [...]
Hot Dog Champ Eats Case Against Him Into Oblivion
On at 8:10 am
As reported by TMZ: Nathan’s International eating champ Takeru Kobayashi received on 8/5 his just desserts, from a Brooklyn judge that decided the cases against him for trespassing and resisting arrest didn’t . . . well . . . have enough meat on their bones. Takeru, in a translated statement, said he had “no regrets [...]
Taylor Swift’s New Single Released Early
On August 5, 2010 at 3:44 pm
** ½ (out of 4 stars) Label: Big Machine Records Yesterday morning, Taylor Swift’s newest single (“Mine”) was still under wraps, waiting for August 16th, when it was scheduled to come out. Then, an inferior mp3 file of it was illegally leaked on the internet, so the record label went ahead and released the song [...]
Buckcherry – “All Night Long” (Music Review)
On at 2:23 pm
*** (out of 4 stars) Label: Eleven Seven Music Buckcherry is back with rock songs about rocking, and partying songs about partying. The band, led by Josh Todd, has delivered 11 songs about nothing but drugs, sex and rock ’n’ roll that are ready for stadium audiences. Click here to see the official video for [...]
Justin Bieber Guests For Season 11 CSI Episode
On at 11:01 am
Via RadarOnline: The guy with some of the most messed-up fans out there – no, not Ron Paul, Justin Bieber – will make his prime-time TV debut late September 2010 by permanently defiling an award-winner; to wit, CSI, in which he plays “a troubled teen” getting his crazy on around dead bodies. Is it likely [...]
JUNKFOOD: SHARK WEEK
On August 4, 2010 at 9:44 pmFree Lunch Comics helps Parcbench celebrate Shark Week with this Junkfood Exclusive!
Lindsay Put In UCLA Psych Ward
On at 2:00 pm
Via HollyScoop.com Questions of whether or not rehab icon Lindsay Lohan is crazy have once and for all been settled; as of 8/3, she’s being treated in the Neuropsychiatry Hospital of the UCLA Medical Center. The starlet’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley, has – in the past – tried to deny she’s addicted to anything, but [...]
Bristol Palin: Levi Lied To Me!
On at 8:56 am
TMZ has, as of the 8/3 evening, coughed up info that the ‘Cuda’s daughter has choice words for Levi “Ricky Hollywood” Johnston. As things seem, the awful one lied about shooting a music video in Los Angeles in order to get it on with an ex. Bristol dumped him and then went back to sailing [...]
Bret Michaels To Co-Host Miss Universe 2010
On at 8:43 am
Via USA Today: “Unskinny Bop” rocker and Celebrity Apprentice winner Bret Michaels, officially as of Donald Trump’s August 3rd statement, is co-hosting the 2010 Miss Universe pageant with Natalie Morales in Las Vegas. The Don, who described the August event as “scorching hot,” let slip that as many as 80 babes will be competing for [...]
Pre-Jailhouse LiLo Interview In September Maxim!
On at 8:33 am
Lindsay Lohan let loose, in a pre-jail interview, to Maxim on everything from her portrayal of “Deep Throat” star Linda Lovelace to her work in La Raza’s favorite movie, “Machete.” She also gave the men’s mag bueno photos, which come with their September issue. Who knew this troublemaker was able to sit and look good? [...]
SOLAR TSUNAMI STRIKES EARTH TODAY!
On at 7:28 am
This morning, when Drudge decided to flash this little tidbit of breaking news, stock prices in laxatives crashed.
