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Swearing Allowed On TV Again
On July 14, 2010 at 8:36 am
From the L.A. Times: The Federal Communications Commission’s indecency rules, which put limits on language and content in broadcast television programming, have been tossed by a federal appellate court. A three-judge panel of the U.S. 2nd Circuit Court of Appeals in New York called the regulatory agency’s indecency regulations “unconstitutionally vague and chilling.” The ruling was in [...]
Sam Adams – “Boston’s Boy” The Album (Music Review)
On at 8:11 am
Sam Adams (Music Review) *** (out of 4 stars) Label: 1st Round Records The kid has finally put his music on the store shelves. Sam Adams’ mad skill is now available digitally or wherever you can find it in person. The Boston boy has released his first-ever physical album. As expected, it’s off the chain. [...]
Mel Threatening Oksana’s Life: Is He Crazy? Maybe He Is
On at 7:48 am
Washed-up actor Mel Gibson, according to one of his friends, realized the relationship with his concert pianist wife Oksana Grigorieva was unhealthy – long before he threatened to kill her and bury her in the rose garden. So what does that say about him? He’s right that what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but [...]
Captain Phil’s Final Voyage (VIDEO)
On at 7:48 am
Captain Phil Harris of the Discovery Channel’s Deadliest Catch, as of last night, has sailed his last voyage on the choppy seas that are the television airwaves. Owing to unforeseen complications brought on from a stroke, the 53-year old mariner spent his last moments early February in the Providence Medical Center of Alaska. Whatever you [...]
Ladies – are you hot AND conservative?
On July 13, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Well, we want to hear from you! Or, do you know someone who is great looking and has that independent Conservative spirit? Let us know. Hollywood libs think that they have cornered the looks market with their mean-spirited, airheads. Not so fast! Conservative women are hot, smart, happy and optimistic. But don’t take our word. [...]
George Steinbrenner Dies From Massive Heart Attack
On at 9:57 am
Breaking… George Steinbrenner has died from a massive heart attack. From NBC New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner died this morning after suffering a massive heart attack, the Associated Press reports. Steinbrenner celebrated his 80th birthday on July 4. Steinbrenner’s micromanaging on the field and penchant for pursuing high-priced free agents — and later taking [...]
Tiger And Devon: On Jerry Springer Next Week?
On at 7:39 am
Lawyers for golf champ Tiger Woods, in a July 12th court filing, are asking Manatee County’s judicial finest to 86 the paternity case between him and adult film star Devon James on account of DNA tests proving he’s not related to the latter’s son - nine year old Austin Brinling. ‘Bout time too: James was mailed [...]
The Tonight Show – With Plugs Biden!
On at 7:33 am
Jobs Biden made an appearance on the Tonight Show last Friday – try though he did, he just couldn’t emulate Obama’s flair for being on TV. Hope he wouldn’t blurt out something classified was at an all-time high around these parts, but we’re pleased to say he did even better. He extolled the virtues of [...]
Mel And Oksana: The Coming Courtroom Brawl
On at 7:21 am
Everyone that keeps up with the movie world knows that Mr. Mel Gibson, the man of on-screen fame and verbal infamy, is a crazy Michael Richards-style douchebag. Apparently, some of Gibbsy’s craziness is rubbing off on his lawyers: as TMZ reported earlier, they’re going to run the whole nine yards of attacks on his ex-girlfriend, [...]
Polanski Staying in Switzerland? Let Them Have Him.
On July 12, 2010 at 12:22 pm
’70s movie director Roman Polanski is now – according to the Swiss justice ministry – a free man. In perhaps the most blatant proof that you can get away with drugging kids up and raping them if you just know where to hide afterwards, requests for the 76-year old to come back here and face [...]
Kevin Bacon As New X-Man Villain?
On at 12:15 pm
Apparently Kevin Bacon has been offered and is negotiating his role as the main villain in the new X-Men movie, “X-Men: First Class” Read more here at Deadline New York.
Kate Gosselin Creates Single Mom Manual..Seriously
On at 12:06 pm
Kate Gosselin, one of the worst mothers of all time is making a manual for single mothers. More specifically, The Gosselin Households Systems and Maintenance Manual. Being capitalists, we’re all for productive systems and responsibility (she’s also getting chickens for the kids to learn responsibility) but with her track record we’ll see just how effective [...]
Bret Michaels Panders to Country Fans
On at 7:08 am
What do you do when “Rock of Love” proves to be a big bore? Turn to “Country of Love”? With his latest album, “Custom House,” he tries to pull off the transition from rock to country. Anyone who is a real country music lover (I’m talking about the kind that can sing a country song [...]
American Idol Lowers the Audition Age to 15
On July 11, 2010 at 2:56 am
Great news, all you 15-year-old conservatives who read Parcbench: you may not be old enough to vote against Obama in the next election, but you could still become the American Idol. I know, it’s not much of a trade-off, but at least if you win you have a platform to promote your enlightened politics, so [...]
Update: Carrie Underwood Got Hitched
On at 2:26 am
“After winning the Video of the Year at the CMT Awards last month, Underwood gushed to Us Weekly, “No matter what happens, I go home a winner. I have the biggest prize, the guy sitting next to me. Win or lose, he is proud of me.” -Carrie Underwood Mike and Carrie Fisher (Country music’s Carrie [...]
Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher Get Married Today
On July 10, 2010 at 4:08 am
Country star Carrie Underwood and Ottawa Senators’ hockey-player Mike Fisher have booked every one of the 251 rooms at the Ritz-Carlton in Greensboro, Ga., for their wedding today. Fisher, 29, and Underwood, 26, arrived there Friday, and have been staying in the presidential cottage next to the hotel. Their pre-wedding bedding is in a cottage [...]
