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Country Music’s Night To Rock ...on TV
Country Music’s Night To Rock …on TV
Jersey Shore Cast Sued For Assault
Jersey Shore Cast Sued For Assault
Bristol Palin To Join Dancing With The Stars
Bristol Palin To Join Dancing With The Stars
G4: Ten Episodes Of New Series Bomb Patrol A Go
G4: Ten Episodes Of New Series Bomb Patrol A Go


Eat Your Hearts Out, Jackson Kids

On June 17, 2010 at 6:54 am

Eat Your Hearts Out, Jackson Kids

Color me crazy, but I’m not that interested in water. Sure, I watch all the cool guy shows like Deadliest Catch, but aside from sporadic crabbing trips out west and a remote control boat that’s still gathering dust I’ll say with pride that I never got my sea legs. Here’s a chick who has – [...]

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Jersey Shore Gone Redneck?

On June 11, 2010 at 6:57 am

Jersey Shore Gone Redneck?

Fly your Stars and Bars, bring in the couch from the front lawn, and plop down in front of the TV with some moonshine because MTV is going down…south for its next reality show.  Yeehaw! Since Jersey Shore was such a guilty-pleasure success, MTV decided to profit from exploiting another regional stereotype:  the redneck.  The [...]

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Tonight’s CMT Awards Predictions!

On June 9, 2010 at 2:25 pm

Tonight's CMT Awards Predictions!

Tonight the 2010 CMT Music Awards show premieres live from Nashville at 8 p.m. ET. Believe it or not, it will be hosted by that country music legend Kid Rock. Huh? But at least this show won’t suffer from pathetic ratings, so that’s good for country music. My big prediction is that we are all [...]

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AssQuest 2010: Jon Stewart Nominates Obama (video)

On at 12:18 pm

AssQuest 2010: Jon Stewart Nominates Obama (video)

Are the tides of the liberal media a’turnin? That would take far too much delusional hope to fathom, even if it hadn’t been hijacked by The Obama Administration. However, Jon Stewart’s latest tirade directed at our Ass Kicking Gangster in Chief was a breathe of bullshit free fresh air, you’ll even enjoy choking on the [...]

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Obama is a loser looking for an “ass to kick.” (VIDEO)

On June 8, 2010 at 7:40 am

Obama is a loser looking for an

Yes, President Obama is starting to show his true colors with his ridiculous quote of “so i know who’s ass to kick.” Seriously Barack, get some class, get some management experience and be a real President. 2012 can’t come soon enough. Best campaign, worst President.

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“Bleep” the MTV Movie Awards

On at 6:17 am

“Bleep” the MTV Movie Awards

By Scott Matthews Remember when MTV was influential? Now the girls on Jersey Shore are the most talked-about people on that ghost town of a channel. The one thing MTV still does pretty well is awards shows.  The VMAs are still a cultural flashpoint while the MTV Movie Awards have become the capital of tongue [...]

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Brand New Entourage Teaser (Watch here!)

On June 4, 2010 at 2:32 pm

Brand New Entourage Teaser (Watch here!)

The words towards the end say, “Once you have it all, what next?” Well? What do you think happens next? What Next?

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Ultimate Fighter 11 Episode 10: Shocked and Awed

On at 6:10 am

Ultimate Fighter 11 Episode 10: Shocked and Awed

The day’s been crazy, the night’s been even worse, but the tenth episode of the Ultimate Fighter was explosive. I’m writing this with one arm virtually locked behind my back, and since we’ve been experimenting with different formats lately I reckon it’s only fitting that our show turns out upside down too. What will be [...]

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Naomi Campbell Holds the Key? (VIDEO)

On at 6:05 am

Naomi Campbell Holds the Key? (VIDEO)

In a twist of irony, Naomi Campbell is making war crimes allegations against former Liberian President, Charles Taylor, yet doesn’t want to talk about it. In an interview with ABC News, she stormed out, knocking over a camera, just for good measure. “Even prosecutors in the Hague for the UN-backed Special Court for Sierra Leone [...]

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Does TLC Really Mean “Learning?” (VIDEO)

On June 3, 2010 at 7:30 am

Does TLC Really Mean

TLC’s cable television show Toddlers & Tiaras is weird and freakish. Little girls running around as prima donnas and parents willing to treat their children as dolls and the superstars that they aren’t. Check out the latest meltdown on the show.

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Ultimate Fighter 11 Episode 9: Civilized Sport

On May 28, 2010 at 6:43 am

Ultimate Fighter 11 Episode 9: Civilized Sport

So, now that I’m fueled on Coke, and I just saw Tito put the choke on Lyoto Machida in the last seconds of their 3rd round UFC 84 brawl, I’m ready and raring to go for our ninth episode recap. It seems like twists and turns have been coming all season; this hour is no [...]

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Art Linkletter Passes On Before Hosting SNL

On May 27, 2010 at 1:44 pm

Art Linkletter Passes On Before Hosting SNL

Television icon Art Linkletter died on Wednesday at 97 after years of spoiling thousands of dead pools. His early TV popularity dates back to the the mid-1950′s with the show People Are Funny. As a child in the 60′s, I first remember seeing Linkletter in House Party; he seemed old back then too, but was [...]

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Super Bowl in NYC/NJ… and It’s Awesome

On at 6:23 am

Super Bowl in NYC/NJ... and It's Awesome

It’s about time. How can Glendale, Arizona, get the biggest sporting event in the United States before the greatest city in the United States gets that same game? That just doesn’t make any sense. To the few detractors who say the game stands to make less money because of the weather: Come on, now! That’s silly. The [...]

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Jack Bauer…I Love You

On May 25, 2010 at 10:34 am

Jack Bauer...I Love You

I’m a guy and yes, I shed a tear last night when the final “24″ clock read 00:00:00. Judge me all you want but “24″ was the only show that I seriously followed in my lifetime. At the end of the day, Jack went from appearing as a terrorist to savior, for doing what was [...]

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