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Constitution Watch: Obama & Freedom of 'Religion'
Constitution Watch: Obama & Freedom of ‘Religion’


Obama Commits High Treason (video)

On July 3, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Obama Commits High Treason (video)

no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state.

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Sarbanes-Oxley Revisited

On June 29, 2010 at 10:19 am

Sarbanes-Oxley Revisited

A key portion of Sarbanes-Oxley was overturned by the US Supreme Court yesterday. The Court ruled that members of the SarbOx Board (known by the acronym PCAOB or the nickname Peek-a-Boo) had to be terminable by the SEC at will, instead of only for cause.

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Should It Be Taps For The Death Tax?

On June 28, 2010 at 11:30 am

Should It Be Taps For The Death Tax?

The Swiss Parliament recently ratified a tax treaty ending bank secrecy in the land of William Tell.

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Yet Another Racist Democrat (video)

On June 26, 2010 at 11:07 am

Yet Another Racist Democrat (video)

‘…and they’re not minorities and they’re not defective…they’re good American people.’ – Rep Paul Kanjorski of Pennsylvannia

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Condoms For Kindergartners? (video)

On at 10:39 am

Condoms For Kindergartners? (video)

Ptown has earned its infamy on a platform of liberal tolerance. But even gay parents thought they were getting punked recently when a local elementary school began providing condoms to everyone, including kindergartners.

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A Few More Souls Identified at The World Trade Center

On June 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm

A Few More Souls Identified at The World Trade Center

What was originally promoted as a last ditch effort to identify 9/11 remains, a futile attempt to sift through already processed debris in an act of good will to pacify the victims’ families, has evolved into an actual success story.

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Why Can’t Planned Parenthood Find 2.3 Billion Tax Dollars? Why Were They Given 2.3 Billion Tax Dollars?

On June 23, 2010 at 8:06 am

Why Can't Planned Parenthood Find 2.3 Billion Tax Dollars? Why Were They Given 2.3 Billion Tax Dollars?

The best part about ‘choice’ in America isn’t debating the intrinsic personhood of a fetus with online trolls, keeping something you’re ‘not supposed to be ashamed of’ from anyone who could potentially judge you (which is usually everyone), the frequent flier miles (FREE NIPTUCK!), or the indisputable fact that killing babies (especially your own) is just ridiculously ridiculously BADASS.

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3.6 Million Year Old Skeleton Shakes Evolutionary ‘Fact’

On June 22, 2010 at 2:35 pm

3.6 Million Year Old Skeleton Shakes Evolutionary 'Fact'

The discovery of a 3.6 million year old early hominid skeleton discredits previously held ‘facts’ filed away in the indisputable timeline of evolution.

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Female Condom Launched at World Cup PREVENTS Rape!

On June 20, 2010 at 11:06 am

Female Condom Launched at World Cup PREVENTS Rape!

The female condom is ridged with sharp teeth that attach themselves to a penis and cannot be removed without surgical assistance, assistance that the good doctor hopes will be accompanied by a warrant.

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Silly Kagan Groups NRA & KKK Together

On at 10:38 am

Silly Kagan Groups NRA & KKK Together

WOOPS! Those acronyms must have gotten away from her, doesn’t Kagan know that The NRA is a gun rights organization (sorry, THE) and The KKK uses rope, hairspray and lighters?

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