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The “It’s Complicated” Rating Debate

On January 12, 2010 at 9:44 am

The “It’s Complicated” Rating Debate

Just when it seems more and more Americans are becoming in favor of legalizing the personal use of marijuana, the Hollywood motion picture industry is holding things together and making sure that a couple of elderly actors don’t promote the illegal use of the drug. Of course, it isn’t Hollywood that Hollywood is worried about [...]

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Reid: Obama and I are Cool. Fo’ Shizzle.

On at 9:26 am

Satire from The Endive… Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, D-NV, announced today that he had received President Obama’s forgiveness for racially insensitive comments he made during the campaign, noting that his “homeboy had let it slide, fo’ shizzle.” “Me and Barack, we’re okay, knowhatI’msayin’,” said Reid, speaking to the news media in a pink leisure [...]

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Time for Yet Another Shot at Love

On January 11, 2010 at 9:21 am

Time for Yet Another Shot at Love

Tila Tequila - always a skanky internet and television personality, never a bride. Is it really a surprise that Tila Tequila’s marriage didn’t happen? Ok, I suppose the circumstances are a bit unexpected. But not the outcome. Casey Johnson, heiress to a fortune of soap and baby oil, was found dead on January 4th. The exact [...]

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Oh, Grow Up!

On at 7:45 am

Oh, Grow Up!

Twenty guys in turbans and long beards could walk right through airport security, but who gets detained overnight? Joan Rivers. I am glad the airports are finally getting to the real root of terror – old Jewish comedians. I demand Don Rickles be brought in for questioning. Jerry Lewis should be put on a no-fly [...]

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Why Fake A Fake?

On January 10, 2010 at 10:14 pm

Why Fake A Fake?

This photo has been forwarded to me so many times and posted on Facebook that I can’t take it any more! There is after all a fine line between exposing idiocy, and creating a fake to fit your agenda. Hello Global Warming anyone?

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Running the Ball = Playoff Wins

On at 1:42 pm

Running the Ball = Playoff Wins

The New York Jets have advanced to the second round of the playoffs. Yeah you heard me right the Jets have advanced to the second round of the playoffs with a rookie quarterback and a rookie head coach. Apparently rookie quarterbacks and rookie head coaches are the hip thing these days. John Harbaugh and Joe [...]

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CHAT ROOM OPEN: Baldwin/McCullough Radio is NOW (9pm EST)

On January 9, 2010 at 8:31 pm

a production of XTREME MEDIA LLC of New York ——————————————- …Listen LIVE: 9-11pm EST… Are you looking for where you can find Baldwin/McCullough Radio on a station near you? We’ve got roughly 200 of them to choose from… Check out the LISTEN HERE page on our site ! Join the live chat room by clicking [...]

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Dodd Retires to Focus on Being an Asshole to his Family

On January 8, 2010 at 11:24 am

Satire from The Endive… Senator Chris Dodd, D-CN, announced today that he will not seek re-election, citing a desire to spend more time being an asshole to his family and less time being an asshole to the entire United States of America. “It’s very taxing, being an asshole,” said Dodd, not even noticing the unintended [...]

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Governor Jenny?

On at 11:18 am

Governor Jenny?

Everyone is familiar with Mark Sanford’s recent antics. While he continues to steadily fall from public graces, his wife, Jenny Sanford, is shooting straight to the top. She is described by one friend as, “Katharine Hepburn meets Margaret Thatcher.” Her refusal to stand by him after he “hiked the Appalachian trail,” (and as he made [...]

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Katharine McPhee – “Unbroken” (Album Review)

On at 7:53 am

Katharine McPhee -

*** (out of 4 stars) Label: Verve Forecast Sometimes, being patient pays off. With her new album “Unbroken,” Katharine McPhee brings us a more mature sound. But she still has fun with it – after all, she’s a blonde now. It’s worth the wait, even if the bonus track (“I’ll Be Home For Christmas”) isn’t [...]

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On Boozing Grannies and the News-Stations who Love them

On January 7, 2010 at 11:47 am

On Boozing Grannies and the News-Stations who Love them

Last week, the news network that for some unholy reason still employs Rick Sanchez decided to give us all a taste of what life would be like with relatives we’d rather forget. No, we didn’t get to sit through a retelling of Chevy Chase’s Christmas Vacation in which the Griswolds were portrayed as heartless tax [...]

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Tim Tebow’s leadership goes beyond the field

On at 8:55 am

Tim Tebow's leadership goes beyond the field

In the United States today a lot of things are popular. MTV’s The Hills is a popular television show for fifteen to twenty-five year-olds. Jersey Shore is a popular show. The list goes on and on with titles like Gossip Girls and Real World Road Rules Challenge among others. The PAX channel isn’t exactly lighting up [...]

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NINE (Film Review)

On at 5:39 am

½ (out of 4) Rating: R (sexual content) Director: Rob Marshall It is something of a numbers game – shell out $12.00 and see eight major movie stars (six of them Academy Award winners) try to sing thirteen songs (each of which feel as if they take ten minutes until they’re over). It all adds [...]

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Corrective Rape??!!!

On January 6, 2010 at 10:48 am

Corrective Rape??!!!

File this under UNBELIEVABLE… Imagine that you live in what people might call an “intolerant” sexual society. In this society, the punishment for sexual indiscretion is “corrective rape.” This scenario is all too real for lesbians living in South Africa, and the law does little to protect them from the corrupt militant attackers. From Sky [...]

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2009 People’s Choice Awards: Who Needs “the Experts”?

On at 10:38 am

2009 People’s Choice Awards: Who Needs “the Experts”?

I hate to break it to you, but it’s time to start the non-stop Awards season again, starting tonight with the 33rd Annual “People’s Choice Awards” which are telecast on CBS at 9 p.m. (ET/PT). You remember the “People’s Choice Awards,” don’t you? These are the awards that are more about the red carpet than [...]

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The Ladies Room: Woman Law

On at 9:08 am

The Ladies Room: Woman Law

Dating. Probably the most humbling experience one could ever willingly engage in. Ever curious about what it would feel like to put a beating human heart into a blender? Despite my own misadventures, I remain cautiously optimistic. At very least, I’ve got hilarious stories. Now, as a seasoned General in the mentally and emotionally detrimental [...]

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