President Romney: 2009 Just a Bad Dream
On January 6, 2010 at 8:58 amSatire from The Endive… “I know a lot of you had the same dream I had,” said Romney, “Barack Obama was elected President and Joe Biden was Vice President. Vice President Fred Thompson and I would like to assure you that all is well.” Romney explained that GM’s begging for a bailout and subsequent bankruptcy [...]
A Charlie Sheen Christmas
On January 5, 2010 at 11:08 am
It is a strange, sick world we live in when Denise Richards starts looking credible. Back during his custody battle with Richards, Charlie Sheen engaged in a public insult war. All sorts of fun facts came out about Sheen and Richards during this time. Allegations of child pornography and emotional instability are now a distant [...]
Cowher Meets With The Bills
On at 10:47 am
According to ESPN Bill Cowher had a “stealth meeting” with the Bills. Buffalo’s Bills owner Ralph Wilson Jr. is on record saying he wants to make a splash with his next head coach. This is a stark contrast to what the Bills have done through out their history. The Bills are known for hiring cheap [...]
“THE YOUNG VICTORIA” (Film Review)
On at 5:10 am* * * 1/2 (out of 4) Rating: PG (sensuality, brief language and violence) Director: Jean-Marc Vallée “The Young Victoria” dusts off the portrait of a dowdy royal by focusing on her early life. Unfortunately, until she was Queen of England for several years, nothing worthy of making a film seemed to happen to her. [...]
Lex Talionis
On January 4, 2010 at 11:02 am
I never thought that I’d say we should follow Pakistan’s model of justice, but I think they got it right on this one. Their “eye for an eye” justice, what’s also known as revenge punishment shows that they take crime pretty seriously. It would seem especially appropriate in this situation. Fazeelat Bibi is a beautiful, [...]
JOB LISTINGS FOR TODAY’S YOUNG AMERICANS!
On at 10:42 am
Tired of being beat out for good jobs to Asian outsourcing? Illegal immigrants taking all the landscaping and domestic cleaning careers? We have scoured MUTANT.COM and come up with 5 jobs perfectly suited to the skill set of the modern American twentysomething. Don’t let the bad economy get you down! Apply for one of these [...]
Iranian Riot Police Beat Back Pro-Riot Police Protesters
On at 10:39 amSatire from The Endive… Blood ran on the streets of Iran again today as Iranian riot police used extreme violence to deal with throngs of people marching in support of Iranian riot police. Emotions ran high as protesters hurled rocks, strong words and shoes. “I am here to say that we fully support our riot [...]
Not Even Half a Man
On December 30, 2009 at 10:51 am
“My husband had me with a knife. I was afraid for my life, and he threatened me,” Brooke Mueller, 32, told the operator. Unfortunately area operators are used to these sorts of calls when Charlie Sheen is around. In fact, none of Sheen’s wives are any strangers to domestic violence, the most recent incident occurring [...]
Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins Split Up for Christmas
On December 29, 2009 at 11:53 am
Maybe they just don’t like spending money on Christmas presents. You never know, they might just hook up again once the 50% sales kick in. Whatever the case, he’s 51, and she’s 63. And after 23 painful-to-listen-to-on-the-red-carpet years, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins – Hollywood’s reigning liberal power couple – are over. And the liberals [...]
Top Ten Bad Jokes of the Decade
On at 11:44 am
Since you’re browsing our website, which means that you have at least some desire to ingest current events from a source other than the mainstream media, we at Parcbench are going to assume you haven’t been living under a rock for the past ten years. As a pop culture outlet with our own distinctive flavor, [...]
Corpse of Billy Carter Found with White House Christmas Decorations
On December 28, 2009 at 9:50 amSatire from The Endive… The Obamas got an unexpected surprise when they went to decorate all 26 White House Christmas trees – the mummified corpse of former first brother Billy Carter. Michelle Obama found the remains of the Billy Beer magnate as she was dragging out old Christmas decorations in order to reuse them – [...]
“Happy Nether Season”, Top Five of 2009
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Al Gore’s Year in Review
On December 23, 2009 at 11:36 am
On my radio show, one of my favorite topics is global warming. I have long argued that while the earth may have warmed over the past 35 years, mankind is not the de facto cause. In fact, some of the sampling may suggest that the recent peak temperatures may have been in 1998. America’s own [...]
Avatar: A Bad Day for Conservatives? Think Again.
On at 11:27 am
U.S. Marines blow up giant tree. An ex-soldier discovers the wonders of mother-gaia and becomes defender of nature. Sounds like “Fern Gulley 3” right? No, it’s the most important film of the decade and it’s as liberal as hell. The plot is about a group of corporate marines who attempt to infiltrate a village of [...]
F*** the Vote
On at 11:01 am
Eva Amurri and Zach Gilford have a novel idea on how the youth of America can persuade people to support the monstrosity know as the healthcare bill: withhold sex. The young Deluded Duo appears on the RockTheVote.com website to appeal for governmental healthcare to pass. In a cheap knock-off of the Hollyweird’s Demi Moore and [...]
Kim Peek inspired “Rain Man”… and all of us.
On at 5:02 amKim Peek has died. With his passing, the world has one of the most unique human beings it has ever known. Maybe you don’t recognize his name, but chances are if he met you and you told him your date of birth, he could tell you on what day of the week you were born, [...]
