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The High Kings (Music Review)

by: GregVictor

*** ½ (out of 4)
Label: Universal Music Ireland
If it’s traditional Irish music with a fresh sound and a soulful delivery you’re after, then you want The High Kings. They are fast becoming known as the traditional Irish group for the 21st century. The High Kings are named after the legendary Kings who claimed lordship over [...]

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Corpse of Billy Carter Found with White House Christmas Decorations

On December 28, 2009 at 9:50 am

Satire from The Endive…
The Obamas got an unexpected surprise when they went to decorate all 26 White House Christmas trees – the mummified corpse of former first brother Billy Carter.
Michelle Obama found the remains of the Billy Beer magnate as she was dragging out old Christmas decorations in order to reuse them – part of [...]

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“Happy Nether Season”, Top Five of 2009

On December 26, 2009 at 7:26 pm

a production of XTREME MEDIA LLC of New York
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Are you looking for where you can find Baldwin/McCullough Radio on a station near you? We’ve got roughly 200 of them to choose from… Check out the LISTEN HERE page on our site ! Join the live [...]

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Al Gore’s Year in Review

On December 23, 2009 at 11:36 am

Al Gore's Year in Review

On my radio show, one of my favorite topics is global warming. I have long argued that while the earth may have warmed over the past 35 years, mankind is not the de facto cause. In fact, some of the sampling may suggest that the recent peak temperatures may have been in 1998.
America’s own eco-avenger [...]

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Avatar: A Bad Day for Conservatives? Think Again.

On at 11:27 am

Avatar:  A Bad Day for Conservatives?  Think Again.

U.S. Marines blow up giant tree.  An ex-soldier discovers the wonders of mother-gaia and becomes defender of nature.
Sounds like “Fern Gulley 3” right?  No, it’s the most important film of the decade and it’s as liberal as hell.  The plot is about a group of corporate marines who attempt to infiltrate a village of 10-foot [...]

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F*** the Vote

On at 11:01 am

F*** the Vote

Eva Amurri and Zach Gilford have a novel idea on how the youth of America can persuade people to support the monstrosity know as the healthcare bill: withhold sex. The young Deluded Duo appears on the RockTheVote.com website to appeal for governmental healthcare to pass.
In a cheap knock-off of the Hollyweird’s Demi Moore and Ashton [...]

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Kim Peek inspired “Rain Man”… and all of us.

On at 5:02 am

Kim Peek has died. With his passing, the world has one of the most unique human beings it has ever known.
Maybe you don’t recognize his name, but chances are if he met you and you told him your date of birth, he could tell you on what day of the week you were born, and [...]

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“UP IN THE AIR” (Film Review) (Trailer)

On December 22, 2009 at 11:48 am

*** ½ (out of 4)
Director: Jason Reitman
Rated: R (strong language, sexual content)
In “Up in the Air,” George Clooney plays Ryan Bingham. Ryan is hired to fire you from your job. He has an empty apartment in Omaha, Nebraska, but he’s rarely there. Most of the time, he’s in airplanes, airport frequent-flier lounges, hotels, or stopping [...]

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Family Matters

On at 11:38 am

Family Matters

First rule about the Family is that you don’t talk about the Family….
They prefer to keep things underground. But Jeff Sharlet, Vanity Fair columnist, actually lived among the group for several months, and he’s talking. His book, The Family: The Secret Fundamentalism at the Heart of American Power is an expose on the group that [...]

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Little Nell on the Tracks: A Melodrama premiering in 2010

On December 21, 2009 at 10:36 am

Little Nell on the Tracks: A Melodrama premiering in 2010

Last season’s entertainment offerings from Channel Obama (Health Care Reform, Cap’n Trade, and Card Check) are wrapping up to mixed reviews and a decidedly tepid audience response.
Card Check never even got into production.
The Evil Cap’n Trade was, pardon the pun, anticlimatically derailed by an unidentified Secret Agent in an episode called Climategate just before [...]

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True Blood: Season 3 Quickies

On at 10:34 am

True Blood: Season 3 Quickies

Finally, a werewolf I can sink my teeth into without feeling like creeper. Move over Taylor Lautner and all your under-aged hotness. True Blood has cast the role of Alcide. He’s old enough…well, old enough that I don’t have to buy him beer.
Joe Manganiello has won the role of the rugged werewolf. You may remember [...]

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“ME AND ORSON WELLES” (Film Review)

On at 10:33 am

**½ (out of 4)
Director: Richard Linklater
Rated: PG-13 (for brief strong language, adult situations)
“Me and Orson Welles” should have been more of a coming of age movie. Or it should have been more of a biography of the early years of Orson Welles. Or it should have been more of an examination of the theatre world [...]

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The Endive – Year in Review Part II

On at 6:42 am

The Endive - Year in Review Part II

From The Endive…
Welcome to part two of The Endive’s look back at 2009, a year that not only saw the rise of The Endive, but also the rise of Balloon Boy. No, wait, Balloon Boy never actually rose – kind of like any man standing near Hillary Clinton.
Our brave new President ushered in his era [...]

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