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Kristy Lee Cook: Newest Target For PETA Bigotry
On August 5, 2010 at 10:21 am
Via Fox411: On the 4th of August, not long after a statement by Daniel Andreas’ homeboys at “In Defense of Animals,” PETA threw some fastballs at eliminated American Idol turned reality-show hunter Kristy Lee Cook. Instead of angering thousands of would-be fans by killing helpless animals on camera in attempt to get her ’15 Minutes [...]
MMA Legend Huerta Puts Smackdown On Girlfighter
On at 9:29 am
From TMZ: Last Saturday night in the Lone Star State, Bellator fighter Roger Huerta had reason to do his thing and school an Austinite who thought it okay to sock female heads in the fine art of asskick. The student, after a few knocks, left Huerta’s dojo for the ground – on which he bled [...]
JUNKFOOD: SHARK WEEK
On August 4, 2010 at 9:44 pmFree Lunch Comics helps Parcbench celebrate Shark Week with this Junkfood Exclusive!
Kristy Lee Cook: Going Country And Getting Manure
On at 4:00 pm
Via 8/3 TMZ piece: The same puppy-huggers that once blasted Chris Klein, “In Defense of Animals,” are up in arms over former American Idol contestant Kristy Lee Cook’s recently-premiered Versus network reality show Goin’ Country, which chronicles Kristy’s hunts for record deal and good eats with a Browning 270 rifle. Issuing a recent complaint in [...]
Pre-Jailhouse LiLo Interview In September Maxim!
On at 8:33 am
Lindsay Lohan let loose, in a pre-jail interview, to Maxim on everything from her portrayal of “Deep Throat” star Linda Lovelace to her work in La Raza’s favorite movie, “Machete.” She also gave the men’s mag bueno photos, which come with their September issue. Who knew this troublemaker was able to sit and look good? [...]
SOLAR TSUNAMI STRIKES EARTH TODAY!
On at 7:28 am
This morning, when Drudge decided to flash this little tidbit of breaking news, stock prices in laxatives crashed.
American Bryan Brothers Set A Doubles Tennis Record!
On August 3, 2010 at 11:30 am
Eleven years into their professional tennis careers, Bob and Mike Brothers made doubles history Sunday with their 62nd career title. They achieved a 6-7 (6-8), 6-2, 10-7 win at the Farmers Classic tennis tournament at UCLA in Los Angeles. The defeated the team of Eric Butorac and Jean-Julien Rojer. The 32-year-old twins posted the following [...]
The Ladies Room: Quick Thoughts
On August 2, 2010 at 7:34 am
As the Summer heat melts my brain, I’m finding it increasingly difficult to write. I spend a fair amount of time exiled in my bedroom with the air conditioner. Venturing into other areas of my apartment seems almost inconceivable. Another activity that has surprisingly lost value is getting dressed. It feels pointless since underwear even [...]
The Ladies Room: A Very Frisky Break Up Guide, Part 2
On July 29, 2010 at 8:56 am
When last we visited TheFrisky.com’s 30-Day Break Up Guide, I noted the general uselessness of most of their suggestions. Now for the remainder of the list, I’ve evaluated all the proposals and not much has changed… 16. Sign up for a class This is a great idea, I’ve taken multiple continuing education courses at various [...]
The Endive: Obama Addresses Comic Con
On at 7:09 am
Humor from The Endive… In an address to a crowd of geeks, nerds, dweebs, wenches, trekkies, Ghostbusters, and the occasional pimp at Sand Diego’s Comic Con, President Obama vowed to fix the errors in the time continuum that he claims caused all the nation’s problems during his presidency. “My fellow hopeless dorks,” said Obama, “It [...]
Owens Finds a Home
On July 28, 2010 at 7:16 am
It’s no shocker that TO has landed in Cincy – all the trouble cases land there. He’s signed a one-year deal with the Bengals, the only type of deal he has to look forward to in the last few years of his career. He must be happy with one year deals since he spent the last six [...]
‘Rangel Me’ a Draft Bill For My Super-Sized Obamanation
On July 24, 2010 at 10:39 am
The bill is non-gender discriminatory and allows you the option of civilian service (although the specifications into the deliberation are unclear). However, civilian service is eerily similar in description to the militia hidden in the folds of Rangel’s other blatant offense against liberty (Obamacare). Firstly, why on earth was Obama granted a civilian militia, and secondly, what was it doing in The Healthcare Reform? I guess we’d have to ask Charlie.
Get Off The Fence Agnostics
On at 7:58 am
Christians believe in a deity named Yahweh who created the Universe and sent his only begotten son to Earth in order to save mankind from eternal damnation. Muslims believe in Allah, an all powerful God who created the Universe and communicated his law through Mohammed, his prophet. Jews believe in Yahweh, who is also associated [...]
Sarah Not Showing Up To Her Daughter’s Send-Off?
On July 21, 2010 at 6:59 am
A career analyzing and strategizing the actions of politicians wasn’t really needed to anticipate this one . . . Officially as of July 20th: Alaska’s sweetheart, former Governor Sarah Palin, isn’t going to be attending the Bristol-Levi wedding – according to a family friend who recently spoke with PopEater’s Rob Shuter. The kind of trust [...]
Benko Among Finalists Who Are Changing the World!
On July 20, 2010 at 4:36 pm
Vote today! One of Parcbench’s regular VIP contributors has just been nominated by PoliticsOnline and the World eDemocracy Forum as one of the Top 10 Who Are Changing the World of Internet and Politics. PoliticsOnline and the World eDemocracy Forum yesterday announced its 2010 finalists, including Parcbench contributor Ralph Benko, author of The Websters’ Dictionary: [...]
Quotes from The Boss
On July 19, 2010 at 8:23 am
After George Steinbrenner passed away last week, many have taken to singing his praises, myself included. The man was a great person and was more caring than many even knew about. He also said things that kept the newspapers in business. He was constantly on page six in the New York City papers and never without a quote. Let’s [...]
