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Former Knicks PG Marbury Subject Of Lawsuit

On July 19, 2010 at 7:44 am

Former Knicks PG Marbury Subject Of Lawsuit

Ex-New York Knicks point guard Stephon Marbury has, as of Friday, become embroiled in a legal battle with regard to his foreclosure-spurred ditching of Jersey-based Starbury Corporation. For the grand price of a Dollar Value Meal, our Chinese Basketball League “star” handed his shoe company over to one Thuymal Ung. However, the Vaseline-eating hoops maniac [...]

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Anna Nicole Doc: I’m Being Persecuted!

On July 16, 2010 at 1:07 pm

Anna Nicole Doc: I'm Being Persecuted!

Via TMZ: Hollywood doc Sandeep Kapoor, who treated dead celebrity Anna Nicole Smith in August ’06, is now claiming that he’s being treated unfairly for his role in the TrimSpa bombshell’s death – because he’s got the double W on his side: being gay and a minority. Of course, it couldn’t have anything to do [...]

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Bachelor Girl Possible Origin Of Jake Rumors

On at 7:27 am

Bachelor Girl Possible Origin Of Jake Rumors

ABC’s attempts at “reality” dating have long missed the mark, but since matches made in Hell have been in the news recently this seemed appropriate. Via Radar Online: Blonde chick Vienna Girardi of the Bachelor, before splitting up with Jake, could have started the ball rolling when it came to rumors regarding his stance in [...]

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The Endive: NAACP Blasts Racism in NAACP

On July 15, 2010 at 6:57 am

The Endive: NAACP Blasts Racism in NAACP

Humor from The Endive… The NAACP has passed a resolution that condemns what it feels is rampant racism in the NAACP. Members passed the measure on Tuesday at the organization’s annual convention in Kansas City, Missouri, a city the group labels as a “hotbed of racism.” NAACP activists quickly denounced the action as unfounded and [...]

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Final thoughts on The Boss

On at 6:52 am

Final thoughts on The Boss

After George Steinbrenner passed away yesterday (on my birthday) a lot of thoughts run through your head as a Yankee Fan. You think about all the times he was a jerk. The times he fired, hired, then fired Billy Martin again. You think about the time he ran through the club house after 2001′s World [...]

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Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston: Engaged!

On July 14, 2010 at 5:04 pm

Bristol Palin And Levi Johnston: Engaged!

It shouldn’t have been possible. Bristol – the 19 year old daughter of Alaska’s former governor, and Levi – Alaska’s main goon are getting . . . married. The more detailed version of events from Us Magazine: a few months prior to this announcement, Levi decided he couldn’t stand being apart from her even one [...]

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Scientologists Going After CNN’s Anderson Cooper

On at 10:07 am

Scientologists Going After CNN's Anderson Cooper

The insanely insane over at the cult of Scientology are going after Anderson Cooper. Seriously, Tom Cruise, John Travolta and all the other moronic Scientologists…shut up. From the Huffington Post (yea yea, we know…): Anderson Cooper has made himself a powerful enemy: the Church of Scientology. Back in March, Anderson Cooper devoted a week of [...]

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Captain Phil’s Final Voyage (VIDEO)

On at 7:48 am

Captain Phil's Final Voyage (VIDEO)

Captain Phil Harris of the Discovery Channel’s Deadliest Catch, as of last night, has sailed his last voyage on the choppy seas that are the television airwaves. Owing to unforeseen complications brought on from a stroke, the 53-year old mariner spent his last moments early February in the Providence Medical Center of Alaska. Whatever you [...]

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Ladies – are you hot AND conservative?

On July 13, 2010 at 8:35 pm

Ladies - are you hot AND conservative?

Well, we want to hear from you! Or, do you know someone who is great looking and has that independent Conservative spirit? Let us know. Hollywood libs think that they have cornered the looks market with their mean-spirited, airheads. Not so fast! Conservative women are hot, smart, happy and optimistic. But don’t take our word. [...]

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George Steinbrenner Dies From Massive Heart Attack

On at 9:57 am

George Steinbrenner Dies From Massive Heart Attack

Breaking… George Steinbrenner has died from a massive heart attack. From NBC New York Yankees owner George Steinbrenner died this morning after suffering a massive heart attack, the Associated Press reports. Steinbrenner celebrated his 80th birthday on July 4. Steinbrenner’s micromanaging on the field and penchant for pursuing high-priced free agents — and later taking [...]

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Jesse Jackson Re-Opens His Mouth

On at 7:25 am

Jesse Jackson Re-Opens His Mouth

Jesse Jackson, self appointed “leader” of the black community, has injected himself into the LeBron James Cleveland/Miami debacle by committing a personal foul on Quicken chairman Dan Gilbert. Via July 11 statement to TMZ, the well-known South Carolinian threw his lot into the running off-court fight: his not-so-polished two cents accused Rock Financial’s founder of [...]

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The Endive: Fed Sues Arizona for Sexual Harassment

On at 6:49 am

The Endive: Fed Sues Arizona for Sexual Harassment

Humor from The Endive… Attorney General Eric Holder announced today that the Federal Government will file yet another lawsuit against the State of Arizona, this time for sexual harassment. “We have no doubt that this was the intent of Arizona’s immigration policy,” said Holder, “They clearly want to put their hands all over any undocumented [...]

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The Ladies Room: Taking Action

On at 7:43 am

The Ladies Room: Taking Action

You may have already read in The Men’s Room about the snap judgments men make and the fantastic science that supports the fact that men are beings of instant decisions and infinite regrets… Instead of talking point-counterpoint on the fanatical things men and women do for love, I’m going to relay what women think when [...]

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The Men’s Room: Decisions in a Snap!

On at 7:17 am

The Men's Room: Decisions in a Snap!

In a recent report filed under “Yeah, I Already Knew That,” University of Amsterdam professors confirmed men only need a millisecond to decide they’re physically attracted to a woman. So, we make snap decisions with women.  We don’t think.  We act.  We know what we want.  We go get it.  And, what we get is [...]

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