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The Ladies Room: A Very Frisky Break Up Guide, Part 2
The Ladies Room: A Very Frisky Break Up Guide, Part 2
The Endive: Obama Addresses Comic Con
The Endive: Obama Addresses Comic Con
Owens Finds a Home
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Dancing With The Stars: Bet On DeLay

On August 18, 2009 at 1:00 am

Dancing With The Stars: Bet On DeLay

Having associated with Tom DeLay over the past eleven years through all the highs and lows, I have an inside tip about the upcoming Dancing with the Stars competition: call your Vegas bookie, and bet DeLay.
While it’s true that Donny Osmond will be tough competition – and I must admit, I AM afraid of him [...]

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Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen!

On at 12:59 am

Oh How The Mighty Have Fallen!

The powers that be have decided that fashion retailers have suffered long enough, and have decided to come together in a combined effort to put a halt to the suffering of fashion retailers.
With the current economy being so fickle and consumers becoming more frugal with their dollar, luxury fashion retailers have seen a plummet in sales [...]

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Goderic Burns And Eric Yearns

On at 12:58 am

Goderic Burns And Eric Yearns

HBO’s True Blood Weekly Recap
Let’s kick this week off with JessiHoyt. Once again our nauseatingly sweet paramours are fighting for their love in face of impossible odds: Hoyt’s mom. Again I remind you that this undying love has lasted approximately one week.
Marianne always gets her man. She’s got the entire town of sex-crazed zombies out [...]

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I Love You, Man

On at 12:56 am

I Love You, Man

In the movie, I Love You, Man Peter Klaven (Paul Rudd) proposes to his girlfriend Zooey (Rashida Jones) and realizes he has no buddies to stand up at the wedding.    His whole life he has been a girlfriend guy, putting all of his efforts into relationships while his guy friends just drifted away.  With a [...]

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Tiger Woods Gets POWNED (He Lost)

On August 17, 2009 at 1:46 am

Tiger Woods lost in relatively historic fashion this weekend at the PGA Championship. Ummm….Tiger’s roar was worse than his bite? Any other lame catch phrases we can steal from the boring announcers?

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Yes, I Started The Vick To Buffalo Rumor

On at 1:26 am

Yes, I Started The Vick To Buffalo Rumor

“On Thursday, I learned the extent to which even I had underestimated the Twitter phenomenon and my own ability to alter the news cycle.”
As a political consultant and campaign veteran, I advise candidates on the power of social media in shaping and disseminating a message.  By granting public relations professionals the ability to bypass traditional [...]

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Preparing For Fall Semester

On at 1:25 am

Preparing For Fall Semester

We can all smell it in the air. It’s a weird smell of blazing heat and money being wasted into the fiery pit of death also known as the Federal Reserve. If you’re not completely broke and still a college undergrad, there is still hope and change in store for you. That was a complete [...]

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Is Your SUV On The List?

On at 1:23 am

Is Your SUV On The List?

As a muscle car enthusiast and owner of a 1968 Oldsmobile with a 425 cubic inch “big block” V-8 engine, I keep a close eye on scrappage legislation and oppose it wherever possible. Needless to say, I had no love for the “Cash for Clunkers” program, but tolerated it nonetheless because it had an age [...]

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Reality TV For Everyone

On at 1:22 am

Reality TV For Everyone

I can definitely understand why reality TV shows have been smoking the competition in television ratings as of late.
The American infatuation with reality TV is still as strong as ever, if not more so ‑ this programming format has enjoyed an unprecedented level of popularity through this decade. Entire networks in TV land are devoted [...]

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Designer Phones…

On at 1:20 am

Designer Phones...

Technology has always been a fascination of mine especially if it is a hand held device; but more specifically, a cell phone. I have always enjoyed cell phones from the barbaric brick phone to today’s modern iPhone. When Motorola’s Razor hit I went as far as dropping my current service provider at the time just [...]

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Perez’s New Site. Keep Your Day Job.

On August 14, 2009 at 8:10 am

Perez's New Site. Keep Your Day Job.

Perez Hilton commenting, and critiquing fashion? How absurd. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry at such stupidity. I would assume that one who critiques fashion would display some sense of style themselves. Perez Hilton has taken it upon himself to launch (what he claims has been a long time coming) his own “celebrity meets [...]

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Coloring in the Lines >>

On at 8:09 am

Coloring in the Lines >>

It has been about a year now since I had established an online cartoon website, www.TheDrakingPoint.com, and it has been a trip to say the least.
After growing up in near Cincinnati, I became a recent graduate from UGA, with a dual degree in Microeconomics and Spanish, brushing out of the ivory halls into the rough [...]

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The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

On at 1:30 am

The Goods: Live Hard, Sell Hard

After seeing the horrendous GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra, I was ready for a good comedy.  However, I may need to look elsewhere.
Director Neal Brennan, who used to write for the Chappelle’s show, brings us The Goods.  The film takes place for the most part at Selleck Motors, a used car lot that faces [...]

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Planting Seeds of Hope (Slideshow)

On August 13, 2009 at 1:50 am

Planting Seeds of Hope (Slideshow)

Planting Seeds of Hope: A Pro-Israel American Working in the West Bank (Slideshow Below)

As I held the microphone and introduced Jihad, our tour guide at the Dheisheh Refugee Camp inside Bethlehem, West Bank to a group of American law students I had convinced to join me in crossing over the walled border between Israel and [...]

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One block at a time

On at 1:30 am

One block at a time

They say good things come in two’s or is it threes? Whatever the saying it is clear that twins Dee & Ricky (born Demetrius and Ricardo) have the “it” factor. Hailing from Staten Island these two have taken the fashion industry by storm with their LEGO inspired broaches. From Marc Jacobs, Kanye West, Travis McCoy and [...]

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