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LeBron chooses Miami!

On July 8, 2010 at 11:25 pm

LeBron chooses Miami!

LeBron is headed to South Beach where I am told they have wonderful Kosher Dunkin Donuts. He decided to leave his hometown Cleveland team to play with DeWayne Wade and Chris Bosh. They instantly become one of the best teams in the NBA with the addition of LeBron James. People in Cleveland, NYC, Chicago will all be [...]

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The Decision

On at 9:12 pm

The Decision

Whether he signs with the Cav’s, goes with the Heat, or heads to the Big Apple it makes no difference, what is certain is that the way Lebron James handled this situation proves without a doubt that he is a 24-year-old child. In every-one’s eyes (except for the city of the team he chooses) he will be a villain. [...]

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VIDEO: New Facebook Movie Trailer

On at 11:39 am

VIDEO: New Facebook Movie Trailer

Enjoy the newly released second trailer (and also the first) for the new movie based on the creation of Facebook, The Social Network. Second (New) Trailer First Trailer

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Basketball Player Achiuwa: A Divine Comedy?

On at 7:15 am

Basketball Player Achiuwa: A Divine Comedy?

Those of you who follow NCAA basketball may get a kick out of this one. It’s been said that college hoops players dunk their unusual names into the basket; if a forward can’t sink even one ball from outside the paint, at least he’ll be remembered for being the guy named “QuoVadis Harper.” If you [...]

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Prince Declares Internet Dead, Shuts Off Life Support

On July 7, 2010 at 3:41 pm

Prince Declares Internet Dead, Shuts Off Life Support

Our second wacko of the week is the man who fancies himself the original sex poodle. With a wave of his purple wand, Prince has pronounced the Internet as over. In a confusing and amusing interview, given to the Mirror’s Peter Willis from Prince’s home base of Minnesota, the one formerly known as “Love Symbol [...]

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NBA Free Agency Looks Like the Kids’ Table

On at 7:02 am

NBA Free Agency Looks Like the Kids' Table

NBA free agency is the talk of the town right now in sports. I must admit I am not the biggest NBA fan in the entire world. I am more concerned with where these players land than ever actually watching them play next season. The pundits have their ideas on where each big name could [...]

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The Endive: A Whale Arrives in Gulf to Soak up Environmentalists

On July 6, 2010 at 6:48 am

The Endive: A Whale Arrives in Gulf to Soak up Environmentalists

Humor from The Endive… The world’s largest oil skimmer arrived in the Gulf of Mexico today to begin testing to see if it would be capable of soaking up the massive number of environmentalists who descended upon the spill to make projections. Choppy seas made testing difficult according to Bob Grantham, a spokesman for Taiwanese [...]

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Obama Commits High Treason (video)

On July 3, 2010 at 2:18 pm

Obama Commits High Treason (video)

no person holding any office of profit or trust under them, shall, without the consent of the Congress, accept of any present, emolument, office, or title, of any kind whatever, from any king, prince, or foreign state.

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Touchdown For Lucky #7

On July 2, 2010 at 6:46 am

Touchdown For Lucky #7

As marriages go, this week’s been another to take note of. Nothing along the lines of the Rush Limbaugh/Kathryn Rogers wedding took place, mind you, but who can say that it hasn’t been interesting to watch? Not only has “Jonah Hex’s” Megan Fox had her two minutes this week, but Carrie Prejean – who still [...]

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USA’s soccer dream over and with it goes…well soccer

On July 1, 2010 at 8:28 am

USA's soccer dream over and with it goes...well soccer

The United States Soccer Team ignited a passion in people nation wide. They got robbed a couple of times by the referees which makes people want to root for them even more. You would think by all the Twitter and Facebook status updates that Soccer was the number one sport in this country. Well it [...]

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Who Says Work Doesn’t Pay?

On June 30, 2010 at 7:16 am

Who Says Work Doesn't Pay?

The Forbes Celebrity 100 list, basically a who’s who of who has money to burn, rounds out its Top 20 with such names as Jay-Z, Tiger Woods and Kobe Bryant. But, Oprah Winfrey – queen of not only daytime talk, but of twisting the Bible for her own ends – just climbed back to the [...]

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Sarbanes-Oxley Revisited

On June 29, 2010 at 10:19 am

Sarbanes-Oxley Revisited

A key portion of Sarbanes-Oxley was overturned by the US Supreme Court yesterday. The Court ruled that members of the SarbOx Board (known by the acronym PCAOB or the nickname Peek-a-Boo) had to be terminable by the SEC at will, instead of only for cause.

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Should It Be Taps For The Death Tax?

On June 28, 2010 at 11:30 am

Should It Be Taps For The Death Tax?

The Swiss Parliament recently ratified a tax treaty ending bank secrecy in the land of William Tell.

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When Will Referees Live in Reality?

On at 9:27 am

When Will Referees Live in Reality?

Like a good American, I’m all for truth, justice, and the American Way.  What’s truth?  Truth is reality.  What’s justice?  Justice is upholding fairness.  What’s the American Way?  Sure, it could be putting a “boot in your ass” like Toby Keith, but it’s more than that.  The “American Way” is a combination of hard work [...]

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The Ladies Room: A Very Frisky Break Up Guide

On at 8:57 am

The Ladies Room: A Very Frisky Break Up Guide

If you enjoy reading TheFrisky.com, you’d have noticed their newest promotion of the 30-Day Break Up Guide. It’s a field guide of how to recover from a failed relationship and they’re doing a daily calendar for the full 30 days to reveal the sage wisdom of this self-help book. It’s a sham. Some of the [...]

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Yet Another Racist Democrat (video)

On June 26, 2010 at 11:07 am

Yet Another Racist Democrat (video)

‘…and they’re not minorities and they’re not defective…they’re good American people.’ – Rep Paul Kanjorski of Pennsylvannia

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