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Condoms For Kindergartners? (video)
On June 26, 2010 at 10:39 am
Ptown has earned its infamy on a platform of liberal tolerance. But even gay parents thought they were getting punked recently when a local elementary school began providing condoms to everyone, including kindergartners.
CA Couple Attempt to Sell Baby
On June 25, 2010 at 2:49 pm
No need to contact an adoption agency: couples seeking to expand their family need only visit Salinas, CA, where a couple has been charged with trying to sell their 6-month-old baby outside a Walmart. According to authorities, 38-year-old Patrick Fousek approached two women outside a Walmart on Tuesday and asked if they were interested in [...]
Geography not a Democrat Strong Point
On at 8:37 am
In Milwaukee, Democrat County Supervisor Peggy West argued for boycotting Arizona in protest to their immigration law set to take effect next month. Ms. West said that unlike Texas, Arizona is “a ways removed from the border” so therefore is misguided for enacting SB1070. In the video, a gentleman reminds Ms. West that Arizona’s southern [...]
A Few More Souls Identified at The World Trade Center
On June 24, 2010 at 8:29 pm
What was originally promoted as a last ditch effort to identify 9/11 remains, a futile attempt to sift through already processed debris in an act of good will to pacify the victims’ families, has evolved into an actual success story.
When Comments Go Horribly Wrong
On at 7:35 am
All I wanted to do was read an article on CNN.com about everybody’s favorite murderous wannabe reality star, Joran van der Sloot. I don’t know why my eyes strayed down to the comments at the bottom of the article, but there it was. It was more than a train wreck. It was as if a [...]
THE WIMBLEDON MATCH THAT WOULDN’T END
On at 6:56 am
Great Moments in Tennis History: Jun 25, 1969: The longest tennis match at Wimbledon (until this date). After 5 hours and 12 minutes, Pancho Gonzales defeated Charles Pasarell (22-24, 1-6, 16-14, 6-3, 11-9). April 26, 1985: John Robert Isner is born in Greensboro, North Carolina. June 23, 2010: The longest game in tennis history (at [...]
Third Hole Birdie
On at 12:31 am
Who knew wishing a happy Father’s Day to the most famous and infamous golfer in the world could attract the attention of – not just any law enforcement – the FBI? Tiger Woods, while bringing his best to the 2010 Pebble Beach US Open last Sunday, was rudely interrupted. One of those small aerial advertising [...]
US Earns An Historic World Cup Victory
On June 23, 2010 at 10:50 pm
Embodying every single aspect of the never say die attitude in the spirit of every American, the United States Men’s National Team has progressed to the knockout stages of the World Cup. A stunning strike by Landon Donovan marked an incredible turnaround for the US, in which victory was necessary in order to progress. Now [...]
Why Can’t Planned Parenthood Find 2.3 Billion Tax Dollars? Why Were They Given 2.3 Billion Tax Dollars?
On at 8:06 am
The best part about ‘choice’ in America isn’t debating the intrinsic personhood of a fetus with online trolls, keeping something you’re ‘not supposed to be ashamed of’ from anyone who could potentially judge you (which is usually everyone), the frequent flier miles (FREE NIPTUCK!), or the indisputable fact that killing babies (especially your own) is just ridiculously ridiculously BADASS.
3.6 Million Year Old Skeleton Shakes Evolutionary ‘Fact’
On June 22, 2010 at 2:35 pm
The discovery of a 3.6 million year old early hominid skeleton discredits previously held ‘facts’ filed away in the indisputable timeline of evolution.
Adam Lambert Is No Miley, No Matter How Much He’d Like To Be
On June 21, 2010 at 2:17 pm
“Good Morning America” came under fire last Friday for distinguishing a 17-year old pop star with a one-hit wonder dad from a 28-year old hateful and pathetic Gackt wanna-be that thrives on offending people. While we have very thick skins, we’ll have to throw our two cents in on this one. In one of their [...]
Giving a Red Card to the Vuvuzela
On at 6:56 am
Brace yourselves, sports fans: the scourge of the South African World Cup competition (and no, I’m not talking about the atrocious referees; that will have to keep for another day) may be coming to a baseball game near you. Yes folks, gotta love the vuvuzela (which incidentally, should not to be confused with a term [...]
Stoners: Motivated Enough Already?
On at 6:45 am
Sarah’s always been somewhat rogue – what with standing up to oil executives and to Republicans in her own state – but we didn’t think she was going to find common ground with Ron Paul, pariah of pariahs. She’s for action in Iraq and Afghanistan, he’s not. She’s for the death penalty, he’s not. His [...]
Jesse Witten – The American to Watch at Wimbledon
On at 6:27 am
There’s going to be a lot of talk about Andy Roddick going into the Wimbledon tennis tournament that starts Monday (and continues through July 4). After all, it’s either now or never for Roddick. But chances are you will see another player from the U.S.A. do just as well. After all, he is making his [...]
Female Condom Launched at World Cup PREVENTS Rape!
On June 20, 2010 at 11:06 am
The female condom is ridged with sharp teeth that attach themselves to a penis and cannot be removed without surgical assistance, assistance that the good doctor hopes will be accompanied by a warrant.
