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‘This is The Political Equivalent of Wetting Yourself & Blaming The Republicans’ – Jon Stewart (video)
On June 19, 2010 at 11:19 am
It’s rather ironic, yet beyond welcome, that the most unbiased reporting in America seems to be streaming from Comedy Central.
Silly Kagan Groups NRA & KKK Together
On at 10:38 am
WOOPS! Those acronyms must have gotten away from her, doesn’t Kagan know that The NRA is a gun rights organization (sorry, THE) and The KKK uses rope, hairspray and lighters?
The Stolen Goal That Was Heard Around The World
On at 9:31 am
The name Koman Coulibaly will live on in the minds of many Americans, as a painful reminder of just how much a bad official can ruin a game.
NEW Wikipedia Fact Inspired By Soon To Be Mobbed Referee
On June 18, 2010 at 7:32 pm
So for those of you who are living under sport-proof rocks, USA scored a third goal winning the match against Slovenia today only to have it be stricken from the record for – no reason.
Lieberman’s Tattered Tutu Hides Internet Kill Switch For Cool-Guy, Barry Hussein
On at 7:06 pm
This latest compromise would effectively give Obama a kill switch to the internet under the guise of National Security.
Utah Prisoner’s Execution: Barbaric?
On at 3:22 pm
As death row inmate Ronnie Lee Gardner was being strapped into the Utah State Prison’s execution chair, family members held vigil outside. Gardner would not die by lethal injection or electrocution, however, he would instead be put to death by a .30-caliber Winchester rifle. The Friday morning death of this convicted killer was the first [...]
Jedi Cancer Sweeps The Nation
On at 1:26 pm
That’s right, with your authentic first edition lightsaber, you can give people freaking cancer. Thanks to the class 4 laser beam contained within, you can amaze your friends by giving them instant permanent retinal damage, and a hefty chemo bill, after a few lightsaber fight sessions.
Not Insane, Just Insanely Bad-Ass
On at 7:00 am
What a shock: Gary Faulkner, the 50-year-old patriot who wants bin Laden to bleed like a stuck pig, isn’t crazy. According, that is, to military officials in northwestern Pakistan; a battery of doctors; their trained monkeys; and a Scientologist E-meter. Armed with one blade, one gun, and a pair of night-vision goggles, the man – [...]
America Deserves the Apology
On June 17, 2010 at 5:08 pmBP is deserving of no apology; the real apology, should be to the American people. What is the real “shakedown” are the actions taken by the Obama Administration in order to milk whatever they can get from the BP spill aftermath. While they are happily having speeches cloaked in actions toward BP when in reality [...]
NASA Cries Alien on Titan
On at 8:35 am
So for those of you who have ever gotten ridiculously stoned (not that we condone that), watched The Discovery Channel’s homage to Titan and enjoyed an out of body experience submerged in one of its freezing hydrocarbon lakes; you may not be alone.
Eat Your Hearts Out, Jackson Kids
On at 6:54 am
Color me crazy, but I’m not that interested in water. Sure, I watch all the cool guy shows like Deadliest Catch, but aside from sporadic crabbing trips out west and a remote control boat that’s still gathering dust I’ll say with pride that I never got my sea legs. Here’s a chick who has – [...]
RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH: Jon Stewart Takes The Precious Back From Obama (video)
On June 16, 2010 at 1:51 pm
‘This is my Barack Obama impression, that’s when I just take my normal voice and slow it the f*** down’ – Jon Stewart
Gary Coleman Would Be Alive Right Now If His Wishes Had Been Upheld
On at 10:54 am
Now, I’m not trying insinuate under any circumstances that Mr. Coleman would be better off a vegetable. That isn’t my decision to make, it was his, and he made it. If the authorities will not uphold the decisions you make about your health then why do we even bother to make them.
Starbucks gets free WiFi
On at 7:46 am
Well, we’ve actually always had it. The free WiFi requires a registered Starbucks card. [It’s like a debit card with perks]. The response to which has always been incredulous. “I HAVE TO HAVE WHAT?” No doubt bringing to mind images of further Starbucks exclusivity and world domination. Never mind that it’s the best deal in [...]
