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Princess Leia Takes On The Tea Party, Post Electric Shock Of Course

On June 15, 2010 at 11:18 am

Princess Leia Takes On The Tea Party, Post Electric Shock Of Course

Princess Leia (err, we mean Carrie Fisher), after years of electroshock therapy and pill popping has finally reached a point where she can not only accept that her career was little more than a couple cinnabuns glued to the side of her head and being the poster child of a multi-billion dollar (we know where those paychecks went) nerd fetish, but she’s actually attempting to exploit that sad fact for cash and believe it or not, a jab at The Tea Party.

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NFL Quarterbacks – Smarten Up!

On at 7:57 am

NFL Quarterbacks - Smarten Up!

Vince Young of the Tennessee Titans is the latest QB to get into trouble in the NFL. In case you missed it,  Vince Young is on film fist fighting someone. He is but the latest in a long list of NFL QBs who just do not understand their positions in life. Most recently, we had Michael [...]

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Auditions for kids to sing at the U.S. Open!

On at 7:47 am

Auditions for kids to sing at the U.S. Open!

Do you know a kid who wants to sing at the 2010 US Open Tennis Championships in Flushing Meadows, New York? For the fourth year in a row, the United States Tennis Association is seeking talented kids 12 years of age or younger to be among those to audition to sing a musical composition at [...]

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Jane, You Ignorant Slut

On at 7:40 am

Jane, You Ignorant Slut

I never understood how Americans could live in other countries until I went to Paris. It was like New York, but cleaner.  The food was amazing.  Even a simple ham and cheese sandwich at the airport was delicious.  There’s a huge selection of wine at the corner deli.  The Coca-Cola tastes the same as in [...]

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Twitter Revamps For The World Cup

On at 11:13 am

Twitter Revamps For The World Cup

Social Media giant Twitter has wisely chosen to exploit The World Cup for their own means, good for them and good for us. In a first for the forum, hashtags and keywords will automatically log into a feed that is entirely pimped out with applications and graphics all its own. To get to the page [...]

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Nelson Mandela Isn’t Just Missing The World Cup

On at 10:58 am

Nelson Mandela Isn't Just Missing The World Cup

Anyone who would notice the absence of Nelson Mandela at the opening World Cup match won’t be reading this as they’re already zoned into the most anticipated sporting event in the world. For the rest of you, as mentioned, the most infamous of Africa’s progeny will be opting out of the event due to the [...]

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The Apple Goes Red for China, Dark for Mother Theresa

On at 8:37 am

The Apple Goes Red for China, Dark for Mother Theresa

High above the the New York City skyline towers the Empire State Building – arguably the signature of Manhattan itself. The tower is bathed in colored light for many occasions: Christmas, Hanukkah, Eid-al-Fitr and Easter. Mariah Carey and the 60th anniversary of Communist China have also been subjects of the honor. The Catholic League requested [...]

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Huge ipad Security Breach (Updated)

On at 10:01 pm

Huge ipad Security Breach (Updated)

In case you haven’t been following this story please read below and then click here. The FBI is now investigating. As a great co-worker and new friend said last night to me at 10:30pm when he forwarded the below link: A great example of why I never buy 1st generation technology anymore AT&T’s security was [...]

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Ultimate Fighter 11 Episode 11: A Will To Win

On at 7:22 am

Ultimate Fighter 11 Episode 11: A Will To Win

This marks the first of Rich Franklin’s lessons to the hungry-for-glory Team Ortiz, but will it mark a new dynamic between teams in the house? Will Rich and Chuck get along or will the Iceman seek to decorate his team’s TUF bungalow territory with Coach Franklin’s entrails? We can only watch, wait and see how [...]

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This Video Game Doesn’t Need Roads

On at 6:28 am

This Video Game Doesn’t Need Roads

For those of you who grew up watching Marty McFly hover-board through time, or Dr. Ian Malcom running from dinosaurs, your interest had to be piqued by the news of Back to the Future and Jurassic Park video games in development. Telltale Games announced that episodic renderings of both of these classics will hit Playstation [...]

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