Health Care Debate Disrupted by Penis Game
by: SidBridge
Yet even more really obnoxious humor from The Endive…
The contentious health care debate was disrupted in Congress today by an unlikely showing of bipartisanship when Republicans and Democrats alike tried to one-up each other by playing the “Penis game.”
The game, popular among immature teenagers across the country, involves saying the word “penis” at a progressively [...]
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Dodd Retires to Focus on Being an Asshole to his Family
On January 8, 2010 at 11:24 am
Satire from The Endive…
Senator Chris Dodd, D-CN, announced today that he will not seek re-election, citing a desire to spend more time being an asshole to his family and less time being an asshole to the entire United States of America.
“It’s very taxing, being an asshole,” said Dodd, not even noticing the unintended pun, “Therefore [...]
Governor Jenny?
On at 11:18 am
Everyone is familiar with Mark Sanford’s recent antics. While he continues to steadily fall from public graces, his wife, Jenny Sanford, is shooting straight to the top. She is described by one friend as, “Katharine Hepburn meets Margaret Thatcher.”
Her refusal to stand by him after he “hiked the Appalachian trail,” (and as he made his [...]
Katharine McPhee – “Unbroken” (Album Review)
On at 7:53 am
*** (out of 4 stars)
Label: Verve Forecast
Sometimes, being patient pays off. With her new album “Unbroken,” Katharine McPhee brings us a more mature sound. But she still has fun with it – after all, she’s a blonde now. It’s worth the wait, even if the bonus track (“I’ll Be Home For Christmas”) isn’t the kind [...]
On Boozing Grannies and the News-Stations who Love them
On January 7, 2010 at 11:47 am
Last week, the news network that for some unholy reason still employs Rick Sanchez decided to give us all a taste of what life would be like with relatives we’d rather forget. No, we didn’t get to sit through a retelling of Chevy Chase’s Christmas Vacation in which the Griswolds were portrayed as heartless tax [...]
Tim Tebow’s leadership goes beyond the field
On at 8:55 am
In the United States today a lot of things are popular.
MTV’s The Hills is a popular television show for fifteen to twenty-five year-olds. Jersey Shore is a popular show. The list goes on and on with titles like Gossip Girls and Real World Road Rules Challenge among others.
The PAX channel isn’t exactly lighting up pop culture. [...]
NINE (Film Review)
On at 5:39 am
½ (out of 4)
Rating: R (sexual content)
Director: Rob Marshall
It is something of a numbers game – shell out $12.00 and see eight major movie stars (six of them Academy Award winners) try to sing thirteen songs (each of which feel as if they take ten minutes until they’re over). It all adds up to a [...]
Finally DC! Some Change We Can Believe In!!
On January 6, 2010 at 4:49 pm
Redskins fans can say it again this morning. Finally! Vinny Cerrato is finished in DC and Bruce Allen is in. Allen a former executive of the year in 2002 has had success in Oakland and Tampa Bay. His father, George Allen was one of the most storied coaches in Redskins history. This was a step [...]
Corrective Rape??!!!
On at 10:48 am
File this under UNBELIEVABLE…
Imagine that you live in what people might call an “intolerant” sexual society. In this society, the punishment for sexual indiscretion is “corrective rape.”
This scenario is all too real for lesbians living in South Africa, and the law does little to protect them from the corrupt militant attackers.
From Sky News,
In Soweto, South [...]
2009 People’s Choice Awards: Who Needs “the Experts”?
On at 10:38 am
I hate to break it to you, but it’s time to start the non-stop Awards season again, starting tonight with the 33rd Annual “People’s Choice Awards” which are telecast on CBS at 9 p.m. (ET/PT).
You remember the “People’s Choice Awards,” don’t you? These are the awards that are more about the red carpet than the [...]
The Ladies Room: Woman Law
On at 9:08 am
Dating. Probably the most humbling experience one could ever willingly engage in. Ever curious about what it would feel like to put a beating human heart into a blender?
Despite my own misadventures, I remain cautiously optimistic. At very least, I’ve got hilarious stories. Now, as a seasoned General in the mentally and emotionally detrimental experiences [...]
President Romney: 2009 Just a Bad Dream
On at 8:58 am
Satire from The Endive…
“I know a lot of you had the same dream I had,” said Romney, “Barack Obama was elected President and Joe Biden was Vice President. Vice President Fred Thompson and I would like to assure you that all is well.”
Romney explained that GM’s begging for a bailout and subsequent bankruptcy never happened. [...]
