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US Open Player of the Day: Ryan Harrison
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US Open Player of the Day: Mardy Fish
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Ryan Harrison Qualifies for the US Open!

On August 29, 2010 at 12:43 am

Ryan Harrison Qualifies for the US Open!

Just like the seemingly endless wait for a homegrown winner of Wimbledon tortures the British national psyche, so America’s desire for another John McEnroe or Pete Sampras inspires its own fair share of anxiety. I don’t know any tennis fan who hasn’t given up on the idea of Andy Roddick winning a second Grand Slam [...]

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US Open Tennis Draws Announced

On August 26, 2010 at 4:49 pm

US Open Tennis Draws Announced

The US Open begins Monday and today, the men’s and women’s singles draws were revealed. The Men: Top seed Rafael Nadal (ESP) will have a fairly smooth path to the semifinals. This is supposed to be his year to win his first US Open. If all goes predictably (which I don’t really think will happen [...]

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Rocket Indicted!

On August 24, 2010 at 8:24 am

Rocket Indicted!

Roger Clemens has been indicted for perjury. This is about as shocking as the time Barry Bonds got indicted for the same thing.  Clemens maintains his innocence with such ferocity that it’s almost impossible to believe him. Thou do protest to much so to speak.  In case you missed the last two years, Roger Clemens [...]

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Mojave Desert Racing: Off Track?

On August 17, 2010 at 1:16 pm

Mojave Desert Racing: Off Track?

Last Saturday night, in the Mojave Desert, tragedy struck an off road race; a truck did a flip, killing 8 people and injuring 14 more. This massive tragedy hasn’t struck a chord like it should have: Maybe it’s because it wasn’t NASCAR or another major circuit? Maybe it’s because it wasn’t on TV with huge [...]

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Needless Investigation Of The Day: Cops On Roger Huerta Case

On August 6, 2010 at 11:30 am

Needless Investigation Of The Day: Cops On Roger Huerta Case

Roger Huerta’s 7/31 Austin beatdown of a poor excuse for a Texan – and a man – is now being investigated by street judges. They’ve viewed the very same tape making its rounds on the intarwebs, and are working on identifying the pair of arms and legs that the Matador made into his bitch. Self-defense [...]

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Kristy Lee Cook: Newest Target For PETA Bigotry

On August 5, 2010 at 10:21 am

Kristy Lee Cook: Newest Target For PETA Bigotry

Via Fox411: On the 4th of August, not long after a statement by Daniel Andreas’ homeboys at “In Defense of Animals,” PETA threw some fastballs at eliminated American Idol turned reality-show hunter Kristy Lee Cook. Instead of angering thousands of would-be fans by killing helpless animals on camera in attempt to get her ’15 Minutes [...]

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MMA Legend Huerta Puts Smackdown On Girlfighter

On at 9:29 am

MMA Legend Huerta Puts Smackdown On Girlfighter

From TMZ: Last Saturday night in the Lone Star State, Bellator fighter Roger Huerta had reason to do his thing and school an Austinite who thought it okay to sock female heads in the fine art of asskick. The student, after a few knocks, left Huerta’s dojo for the ground – on which he bled [...]

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Kristy Lee Cook: Going Country And Getting Manure

On August 4, 2010 at 4:00 pm

Kristy Lee Cook: Going Country And Getting Manure

Via 8/3 TMZ piece: The same puppy-huggers that once blasted Chris Klein, “In Defense of Animals,” are up in arms over former American Idol contestant Kristy Lee Cook’s recently-premiered Versus network reality show Goin’ Country, which chronicles Kristy’s hunts for record deal and good eats with a Browning 270 rifle. Issuing a recent complaint in [...]

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American Bryan Brothers Set A Doubles Tennis Record!

On August 3, 2010 at 11:30 am

American Bryan Brothers Set A Doubles Tennis Record!

Eleven years into their professional tennis careers, Bob and Mike Brothers made doubles history Sunday with their 62nd career title. They achieved a 6-7 (6-8), 6-2, 10-7 win at the Farmers Classic tennis tournament at UCLA in Los Angeles. The defeated the team of Eric Butorac and Jean-Julien Rojer. The 32-year-old twins posted the following [...]

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Owens Finds a Home

On July 28, 2010 at 7:16 am

Owens Finds a Home

It’s no shocker that  TO has landed in Cincy – all the trouble cases land there. He’s signed a one-year deal with the Bengals, the only type of deal he has to look forward to in the last few years of his career. He must be happy with one year deals since he spent the last six [...]

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Quotes from The Boss

On July 19, 2010 at 8:23 am

Quotes from The Boss

After George Steinbrenner passed away last week, many have taken to singing his praises, myself included. The man was a great person and was more caring than many even knew about. He also said things that kept the newspapers in business. He was constantly on page six in the New York City papers and never without a quote. Let’s [...]

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Former Knicks PG Marbury Subject Of Lawsuit

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Former Knicks PG Marbury Subject Of Lawsuit

Ex-New York Knicks point guard Stephon Marbury has, as of Friday, become embroiled in a legal battle with regard to his foreclosure-spurred ditching of Jersey-based Starbury Corporation. For the grand price of a Dollar Value Meal, our Chinese Basketball League “star” handed his shoe company over to one Thuymal Ung. However, the Vaseline-eating hoops maniac [...]

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