His death was an epiphany. Fashion is not just about clothes. Sometimes it is about pure creativity, artistic genius and sheer technical innovation. McQueen embodied these elements in a way that no American designer ever has or quite possibly ever will.

McQueen’s shows (and clothing for that matter) were pure spectacle. But it was spectacle backed by talent and precise tailoring. He generally showed in Paris, the raison d’etre of the fashion world. And while Paris might be the most dramatic stage, New York’s stage is the most important. New York Fashion Week isn’t about creative genius. It isn’t about couture. It’s about sales.

McQueen’s absence highlighted a fundamental difference between American spirit and fashion with that of the rest of the world. While we may not have the decadence and joie de vivre of the Paris couture shows, what we do have is American practicality that is sustainable and, more importantly, commercial. What we offer the world is a way to go forward, a stable ground from which to dream.

New York Fashion Week is about selling clothes…. wearable, attainable, livable clothes. And by that measure, the week was a smashing success.

Luxurious tweeds, beautiful tartans – clearly the key to fall 2010 is mixing textures, colors and patterns. The color stories were a bit somber for my tastes – too much drab fall and not enough glorious autumn. The highest accolade for collections these days is “retail-ready” and most collections were.

But in all the NY shows, I was missing that touch of McQueen. That touch of never-to-be-ready for retail. Dresses made of feathers, complete with wings. Headgear made from melted hubcaps. The technology and originality of the Armadillo pump – a shoe with a 10” heel, forcing the wearer on pointe, turning the feet into futuristic pods. I missed the whimsy. I missed the shock and disturbance of unfettered genius.

Many find McQueen’s clothes outrageous and un-wearable. I would argue that that is precisely the point. There are a lot of wearable, serviceable garments in the world. But it’s the dresses fashioned of live flowers that take your breath away. Watching models walk down the runway, attacked by taxidermy falcons, ripping their hair and clothing to shreds is macabre yet riveting. A hologram image of Kate Moss in a shimmering ballgown floating down the runway is both ethereal and clever. These unique creations feed our dreams, open up our own creativity and loosen the bonds of American Apparel leggings and Banana Republic.

We needed McQueen. What he offered was a dream, a nightmare, an escape. He helped us realize that more is possible. And while bizarre, larger than life statements are exciting, they must be bolstered by the every day, the maintainable. He needed us too.

Thank you for the fantasy, Mr. McQueen. We miss you.

Four years later, it begged the question, “What next?”

The updated styling of the retro Mustang has definitely been polarizing to Mustang fans, but it was a logical update that hinted at what Ford might have done had it not made the mistake of building the bloated 1971 Mustang.

Now, a year after the update, things get interesting. Ford’s got two new engines, and both are exciting.

First, let’s talk about the 5.0. When I was in high school, I had a red 1990 Mustang GT. It had a 205 horsepower 5.0 V8. The iconic 5.0 badges adorned the front fenders and lots of tacky plastic ground effects ran the front and sides.

The new Mustang’s 5.0 V8 is set to make more than 400 horsepower. The same 5.0 badges will adorn the new Mustang and similar side moldings are in the works. Retro is really meeting retro. The merger of the early 1990’s Mustang with the class 1960’s Mustang is a dream come true to some, and with 400 horsepower standard (before Carroll Shelby or Jack Roush start modifying them!), it’s going to be the best horsepower bargain ever.

Of course, we haven’t talked about the V6 yet. The 5.0’s biggest competition for bargain horsepower isn’t going to come from a Camaro. It’s going to come from Ford’s V6 – the engine makes 305 horsepower and gets nearly 30 miles per gallon. Compare that with the 5.0 V8 from 1990 – it made 205 horsepower.

Ford deserves credit for persevering in a tough economy, bringing new cars to the market that people want, and not allowing the government to tell it what to do. The new Mustang is a step in the right direction and it bodes well for the future of the pony car.

Sid Bridge, APR is the Senior Editor of Parcbench and the Editor-in-Chief of The Endive, a satirical news magazine. He’s also a teeny bit of a car nut.

First Lady Michelle Obama got more than she bargained for when Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, better known as the Underpants Bomber, showed up as the guest of honor at her surprise birthday party.

“This is all, well, it’s a misunderstanding,” said President Barack Obama, who spent days arranging the party, “I really thought I had hired a male stripper. Someone misunderstood my instructions. I’m looking at you, Rahm.”

President Obama relied heavily on the assistance of White House Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel to arrange the party. Emanuel booked the restaurant and made travel arrangements for many of the honored guests, including Michelle’s mother Marian Robinson, Attorney General Eric Holder and White House Adviser Valerie Jarrett.

“Apparently, the President was trying to replicate Michelle’s 26^th birthday on her 46^th,” said Emanuel, “Her 26^th birthday was memorable because a stripper named the ‘Underpants Bomber’ leapt out of a giant cake wearing nothing but tighty-whities and a bow tie. I didn’t know this little factoid until after I made the arrangements to get Mr. Abdulmatallab out of Federal Prison. My fault. Sorry ‘bout that.”

Almost as shocked as the First Lady was Abdulmutallab himself, who had never actually jumped out of a cake before, much less done so wearing next to nothing.

“No amount of Jihad training could have prepared me for this,” said a still-shell-shocked Abdulmutallab, “When I finally managed to break free of the cake, at least 30 middle-aged women were staring at my mostly naked body. I think they noticed right away that my package just isn’t that, um, well-stuffed. I’m not sure what they were expecting. The only way anyone could sneak onto a plane with underpants full of explosives is if he had a small pecker that left plenty of room down there.”

The First Lady gave her husband a look that witnesses described as “an icy stare of death” as she watched Abdulmutallab emerge from the cake, stand there awkwardly for a few moments, before waving once, smiling politely and excusing himself to the safety of awaiting Federal Marshals.

The attending Federal Marshals were surprised at Abdulmutallab’s sudden complicity.

“He just walked right up to us and said, ‘Please return me to my holding cell and provide me with a jump suit. No longer will I ever hurt Americans. Tell Usama that it’s just not worth it. And hurry because I want to cry now,’” said Federal Marshal Sean Briggs, “We even felt a little bad. I gave him my coat.”

President Obama was unavailable for comment. He was last seen standing outside the locked door to the Lincoln bedroom promising that he would make things all better next year.

Read more satire at The Endive…

Jennifer Love Hewitt glamed out her bajingo and isn’t afraid to talk about it. In fact, she included an entire chapter about it in her book. Yes, she has a relationship book. (Dramatic pause for laughter.)

“Vagazzling” is the little known practice of waxing your lady-cat and applying crystals to the area. In a thousand years, archeologists will be dusking off Swarovski-encrusted remains of a pelvic bone and pondering the strange cultural practices of the American middle class.

Hewitt admitted to engaging in the activity in the wake of a break up. If a sparkly snizz eases the pain of a broken heart, go for it. I’m all about this idea. In the range of bizarre, nonsensical things one could do for a thrill, this rates pretty low.

It is less permanent than tattoo and no one will see it -  unless you want someone to see it. In which case, you might want to warn them. Setting eyes a glittering va-jay-jay might be shocking at first.

(Did I mention how excited I am to use every hilariously vulgar euphemism for the picachu I could think of?)

In the past, I’ve suggested ladies rock sassy lingerie whenever possible. What a confidence booster. This is a whole new level of commitment to covert sexy.  Try something new. Blow some cash on something that will only last a week.

I attempted to hunt down the pricing. But it’s not widely offered and likely ranges depending on the establishment. However, I can impart this piece of advice: if you price compare, pay the maximum. This is your little lady, treat her well! Getting a hack job at a shady salon might result in some uncomfortable complications. That might be counterproductive if you’re aiming to show her off.

A vivid, oversized floral print cocktail dress isn’t simply an accident. One almost has to work to be this impractical. Maybe her House minions mixed up her schedule? She thought she was going for Mojitos with Hugo Chavez. Color her embarrassed! Time to get new minions.

Other than being a smidgen too skimpy for the chilly September fall day this picture was taken on, there’s a bigger crisis with MO’s fashion misstep. It’s the Medal of Honor ceremony. This might not be the right occasion to bust out the spunky cocktail number. This particular event was to pay tribute Army Sgt. 1st Class Jared C. Monti for his heroism in Afghanistan. He gave his life. It is a time of somber reflection on our nation and freedom.

Whoops.

Maybe she wanted to make the statement: I’m serious and classy, but I’m also here to party. No one can rock a keg stand like Girl President! Check out those arms. You don’t get those from just pulling weeds from the vegetable garden.

This isn’t her first crime of fashion. Remember that time she wore the $540 sneakers to the food bank? Next wardrobe change might be a tight, red silk gown for a tour of Arlington National Cemetery. The fun never stops on the Michelle Obama: Let’s be Pointlessly Inappropriate Tour. Maybe later she can mock handicapped kids.

(By the way, check out the President’s tie. Going matchy-matchy doesn’t atone for MO’s assault on tact. Just thought I’d point out who’s obviously wearing the pants here. )

But let’s not fuss about style and practicality. Let’s get down and dirty. What’s with the green shoes? They don’t coordinate by any stretch of the imagination. Are you just messing with me now? Did a blind drag queen with a penchant for mischief dress you? I am not amused, Girl President. Not at all.

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When: Thursday, December 3rd 2009 from 8:00pm- 11:00pm

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It must be stopped.

I consider myself a fairly rational person.  I understand that men aren’t made of cash. Also, I can’t tolerate women that rely on nothing but charm and feminine wiles to cruise through life. I can see the blatant contradiction in what I’m suggesting. I can’t help it. There’s some kind of innate need to be taken care of by an intelligent, attractive man with a hero-complex. I blame Disney. (See my last article Prince of my Heart for further discussion on this topic.)

Is it wrong to take a backseat and let the guy take the lead? Part of the “Knight in Shining Armor” fantasy includes a guy who is confident enough to not require exhaustive discussion before action. As there is no dragon to slay, there’s some inherent expectation that he’ll do the modern equivalent without a second thought.

So what if I’m living an enormous contradiction? Let’s not kid ourselves, we tend to fall into certain gender roles despite men being encouraged to soften up and women wanting to be more proactive. Along with all these new functions, the traditional roles remain. Generally, men are still expected to be masculine providers. Women, a gentler and more nuturing sex, are thought of as delicate, sweet-smelling baby factories. Are we simply overloading ourselves in an effort to compete for which sex can take on the most?

We’re stuck. Even if you’d like to believe we’ve progressed past old fashioned expectations, we haven’t. Maybe it’s some prehistoric need we haven’t evolved out of yet. If you spend any time talking to guys and girls about dating, it becomes clear that men like to feel a bit needed and women appreciate a guy that can take care of business. We’re all feeding into it and is it really that detrimental to society? It’s just how we relate.

Embrace it.

Where’s the balance? I’m not certain. Allow me to impart this little tidbit of information out into the world: I can safely say that I (as well as most sane, normal women) always notice when a guy gets the door or pays.  If I simply offer a ‘thanks,’ in the back of my mind I’m thinking, “You sir, are a gentleman. I am eternally grateful.” (Yes, I am using a Will Ferrell Anchorman voice when I think it.)

Everyone loves baseball caps. From displaying your favorite team to quirky graphics, baseball caps are a fun outlet for self expression. Northern California based business Hellatight is making a lot of noise in the industry with its various takes on the omnipresent fitted cap.

What began as a small business that catered to a clientele of fitted baseball cap wearers has now expanded onto the web making Hellatight an e-commerce business with customers as far as Tokyo. They have taken a simple concept like the baseball cap, and have produced art. The Hellatight mission is:

“to stimulate creativity and self-expression. Our primary goal is to produce a brand with which our customers can identify. We seek to drive innovation by providing a complete product and a clear message.”

With that being said I believe it is safe to say that once they have secured a solid following they will venture on to other points of interest, but what has caught my eye is their artistic take on the fitted baseball cap. Feel free to view their various designs on their user friendly website https://hellatight.com and see for yourself why they are being praised in Berkley California as the innovators of urban style.

Some will agree, and many of you will disagree; but one thing is for sure even: if you don’t wear fitted hats, and that’s what Hellatight is… Hella tight!

Fashion is all too familiar with fur and its stylish benefits. The multimillion dollar fashion house Fendi began as a furrier before adding leather goods, and “ready to wear” to its already impressing collection. One can walk the avenues of both Madison and 5th on any given winter day and lose count of the various fur coats that are worn by both men and women. As with anything that fashion touches, its natural purpose is augmented to an extreme beyond its original intent.

From coats to fur trimmed wraps to hats and gloves fur is as very much apart of our culture as home made apple pie. While may will go as far as to say that wearing fur serves no purpose beyond warmth I ask the question “well isn’t that what it’s supposed to do?” Yes I understand the cruelty by which it is acquired, the maiming, electrolysis and the drowning; but if the fur were obtained by a more humane method would it then be acceptable to wear?

I am on the fence with this one and not completely swayed by either side. I understand both views, but I am not persuaded by either. At the end of the day if the means were governed so that the acquisition of fur was humane by whatever means death could be, would it then be morally acceptable to wear fur?

I personally believe that hair styles are not aged based rather individual based. I do not believe that once one reaches a certain age bracket that certain hair styles are no longer acceptable; however I do believe that certain hair styles are appropriate for specific situations and positions.

My friend totally disagrees stating that “As you grow older for both men and women a shorter hair cut is more appropriate.” I could not disagree more. I personally believe that as long as one is not affected by their “hair style” then there is no need to conform to what society deems as age appropriate.

I am also cautious to not be blinded by my own stubbornness and refuse to conform to the “social norm.” Maybe my argument is selfishly rooted in the fact that I have always prided myself on not jumping on the band wagon and just going with the flow. That is not to say that I am rogue in regards to protocol and decorum. I personally feel that self expression is a characteristic that has been suppressed and looked down on as if it were an unwanted step child.

At the end of the day I suppose both sides are both right and wrong at the same time. Yes, certain hair styles are appropriate for certain age groups i.e. pig tails and mohawks; however if hair is looked at as an expression of one’s inner self then a 65 year old male with a mohawk is not as out of place as a 25 year old male with the same. Use your own judgment I say, and when in doubt, go with what you feel is appropriate for you.

After all you grew it, and it is your hair. Style it as you please!