Meet The Bullock / James Homewrecker (video)
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So for those of you with lives, consider Track a sport reserved for sprint offensives against sequins laden bloggers (ahem Perez Hilton), or could just care less; I HAVE SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT TO INFORM YOU OF: America’s sweetheart, the one and only Sandra Bullock, has had the evil act of adultery committed against her by [...]
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US Military Salutes The Rainbow Flag?
On at 9:15 am
Can’t wait to see The Log Cabin Republicans take on Obama’s efforts in repealing ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’. It should be noted, that while one may support gay rights they are fully able to remain concerned about timing. We are in the middle of two wars, times are rough. Some homosexuals in the military feel [...]
Gunmen Kill 13 Teens
On at 9:03 am
Pretty sure this shit didn’t happen when the OC had a party episode in Mexico. Drugs (check), Underage Sex (check), Gunmen Opening Fire On a House Party of Teenagers (…err?). Just another reason to secure the borders.
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Obama, No Bid Contracts & The Typical Cries of Hypocrisy
On January 31, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Bam is rather comfortable staging a shock value public confrontation with The Supreme Court via his SOTU over favoring ‘The Corporation’. However, The Messiah is very sensitive about being criticized over violating his (many) campaign promises by awarding no bid contracts to corporations that funded his presidential campaign. No surprise there. No change there either, [...]
Bullet Trains Scheduled To Hit US
On at 4:06 pm
Is America ready to enter a new age of transportation? We think so! The technology has been around for what, ever? (the link includes a time line which we guess proves that ‘forever’ is an exaggeration at best) Well let’s just leave it at, it’s about time.
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Pee-Wee vs iPad (video)
On at 3:29 pm
Pee-Wee Herman is back with a vengeance, and he’s after Apple. Fair game, Steve Jobs is a D-Bag.
iPAD PARODIES VIA WIRED.COM HERE
Pee-wee Gets An iPad! from Pee-wee Herman
Oppose The Kremlin? Silly Russians.
On at 3:07 pm
So what would be a rather convenient coincidence in timing, Russia seems to be taking a cue from Iran and their headline competing hate for protesters and ‘detaining’ them. Evidently detaining is Russian slang for ‘death row’. Since we don’t believe in coincidences, especially when the two parties involved are in bed with one another, [...]
Streaming From Space LIVE
On at 2:48 pm
Tomorrow a small step from mankind will most likely be overlooked and considered basic policy by our progeny. But for those of us who know better, or care even a little bit, there will be a live stream from inside The International Space Station. If for nothing else, we’ll know when The Russians take over…
NASA [...]
Bad Day For Iranian Protesters (incl. video)
On at 1:38 pm
Days after Iran hangs two young dissidents without even notifying their family, they are set to try 16 protesters. We in America are huge fans of HOPE, or atleast a little over half of us who voted a year ago are. But let’s be real our Iranian friends, “it’s not looking to good for you [...]
Haitian Evacuations Officially Suspended
On at 1:28 pm
It has nothing to do with the whole ‘who’s going to pay for this’ conundrum or anything at all to do with the desire to assist during a time of crisis. But EVERYTHING to do with a lack of space (really?). And a little bit with the fact that some states are refusing to accept [...]
“He’s Not a Terrorist, He’s Just Disgruntled”
On January 30, 2010 at 11:34 am
An Afghan interpreter was shot after killing two American Service members. However, he was in no way affiliated or sympathized with The Taliban. He was just a disgruntled worker. Remind anyone of anything, anything that rhymes with Fort Hood. Or just is Fort Hood. Since when are Islamic disgruntled workers turning frustration into American casualties? [...]
Obama’s ‘Unwaivering’ Support of KSM (yeah, that’s what we meant)
On at 11:19 am
Well phew they may move the trials to another island, nearby Manhattan. But what is up with our commander in chief and his ‘unwaivering’ support of trying a non-American citizen accused of the largest terror attack against our country in a civilian court? If we hold our justice system to it’s word so publicly then [...]
