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The Endive: Obama Takes Short Break from Golf to Address Oil Crisis
On June 22, 2010 at 7:44 am
Humor from The Endive…
President Obama took a short break from his golf game today to provide an update on the Gulf oil crisis, speaking to the media from a convenient teleprompter set up on the ninth hole.
“I’m still pissed at BP CEO Tony Hayward,” said Obama, “The bastard has the audacity to go watch a [...]
Taylor Swift Gets A Songwriter’s Hall of Fame Award (Finally!)
On at 7:37 am
The Songwriter’s Hall of Fame Awards were given out Thursday night in New York City. The winners included performers ranging from oldies Paul Simon, Earth, Wind and Fire, and seemingly thousand-year-old Leonard Cohen to 20-year-old Taylor Swift. The young country star received the “Hal David Starlight Award.” Presenting Swift with the award, John Mayer declared [...]
Adam Lambert Is No Miley, No Matter How Much He’d Like To Be
On June 21, 2010 at 2:17 pm
“Good Morning America” came under fire last Friday for distinguishing a 17-year old pop star with a one-hit wonder dad from a 28-year old hateful and pathetic Gackt wanna-be that thrives on offending people. While we have very thick skins, we’ll have to throw our two cents in on this one.
In one of their blurbs, [...]
“Winter’s Bone” (Film Review)
On at 7:01 am
**** (out of 4 stars)
Starring: Jennifer Lawrence, John Hawkes, Garret Dillahunt, Dale Dickey
Directed by: Debra Granik
Rated: R (some drug material, language and violent content)
Trailer: Click here.
When a film is this good, it is difficult to decide how to open the review. How about: “When’s the last time you saw a film without a single false [...]
Giving a Red Card to the Vuvuzela
On at 6:56 am
Brace yourselves, sports fans: the scourge of the South African World Cup competition (and no, I’m not talking about the atrocious referees; that will have to keep for another day) may be coming to a baseball game near you.
Yes folks, gotta love the vuvuzela (which incidentally, should not to be confused with a term for [...]
Stoners: Motivated Enough Already?
On at 6:45 am
Sarah’s always been somewhat rogue – what with standing up to oil executives and to Republicans in her own state – but we didn’t think she was going to find common ground with Ron Paul, pariah of pariahs. She’s for action in Iraq and Afghanistan, he’s not. She’s for the death penalty, he’s not. His [...]
Jesse Witten – The American to Watch at Wimbledon
On at 6:27 am
There’s going to be a lot of talk about Andy Roddick going into the Wimbledon tennis tournament that starts Monday (and continues through July 4). After all, it’s either now or never for Roddick. But chances are you will see another player from the U.S.A. do just as well. After all, he is making his [...]
Skunks Don’t Need To Be Defended, But . . .
On June 20, 2010 at 11:35 pm
This guy did for being drunk like one.
Some of you may know him as Ostreicher from “American Pie,” but whatever his breakout role, Chris Klein had an interesting week. He’s not only had to keep the California legal system off his dumbass self, but 1983 animal-rights organization “In Defense of Animals” even wanted to get [...]
What Else Can Hollyweird Give The Axe?
On at 7:01 pm
Yes, it’s time again to play everyone’s favorite game show and pick from the – albeit promising – ratings bombs of summer. One series comes to mind; unfortunately, it’s one I’ve been watching since it premiered. I’m not pleased.
To think I was just beginning to get into Happy Town.
If some of you don’t know what [...]
Female Condom Launched at World Cup PREVENTS Rape!
On at 11:06 am
The female condom is ridged with sharp teeth that attach themselves to a penis and cannot be removed without surgical assistance, assistance that the good doctor hopes will be accompanied by a warrant.
‘This is The Political Equivalent of Wetting Yourself & Blaming The Republicans’ – Jon Stewart (video)
On June 19, 2010 at 11:19 am
It’s rather ironic, yet beyond welcome, that the most unbiased reporting in America seems to be streaming from Comedy Central.
Silly Kagan Groups NRA & KKK Together
On at 10:38 am
WOOPS! Those acronyms must have gotten away from her, doesn’t Kagan know that The NRA is a gun rights organization (sorry, THE) and The KKK uses rope, hairspray and lighters?
The Stolen Goal That Was Heard Around The World
On at 9:31 am
The name Koman Coulibaly will live on in the minds of many Americans, as a painful reminder of just how much a bad official can ruin a game.
NEW Wikipedia Fact Inspired By Soon To Be Mobbed Referee
On June 18, 2010 at 7:32 pm
So for those of you who are living under sport-proof rocks, USA scored a third goal winning the match against Slovenia today only to have it be stricken from the record for – no reason.
Lieberman’s Tattered Tutu Hides Internet Kill Switch For Cool-Guy, Barry Hussein
On at 7:06 pm
This latest compromise would effectively give Obama a kill switch to the internet under the guise of National Security.
Jedi Cancer Sweeps The Nation
On at 1:26 pm
That’s right, with your authentic first edition lightsaber, you can give people freaking cancer. Thanks to the class 4 laser beam contained within, you can amaze your friends by giving them instant permanent retinal damage, and a hefty chemo bill, after a few lightsaber fight sessions.
