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Pelosi To Pass Senate Version of Obamacare WITHOUT a Single Vote

On March 11, 2010 at 9:01 am

Pelosi To Pass Senate Version of Obamacare WITHOUT a Single Vote

Welcome to America. Our media is hyperactive, our justice system bursting with young attorneys eager to take on the man and make a name for themselves, and both hold our representation publicly accountable. ‘Allegedly’. How then, pray tell, can Nancy Pelosi flat out SAY to the American people that the new plan is to pass [...]

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Kansas City Votes To Close Half Of Schools

On at 8:14 am

Kansas City Votes To Close Half Of Schools

In another carefully concealed plot to convince the rest of America that they hold an upper hand in education as well as legislation, the Kansas City school board has ok-d a vote that will effectively close over half of its schools. Their reasoning? Atleast their attempt at such claims dwindling enrollment as an excuse to [...]

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Amber Alert: The Comic Book

On March 10, 2010 at 2:40 pm

Amber Alert: The Comic Book

Jake Tinsley’s grandfather ran the Texas paper that covered the 1996 abduction and murder of Amber Hagerman (the namesake of The Amber Alert) and his father was the reporter who led the story. So it is only fitting that the 14 year old comic phenomenon tackle the radical notion of covering the unsolved murder in [...]

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The Herpes Factor

On at 1:54 pm

The Herpes Factor

 Abstinence is looking better and better. With 1 in 6 American’s holding a lifetime membership with the Herpes Club, the odds of hooking up with bar hotties and not receiving a private invitation to VIP is getting rather slim.
MORE DETAILS THANKS TO REUTERS

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RIP Corey Haim

On at 11:26 am

RIP Corey Haim

One half of the 80s drug fueled tag team known as The Coreys has died. Sadly, it was the easier to sympathize with(and look at) Mr. Corey Haim. Not that we wish anything on Mr. Feldman, but let’s face it, after repeated reality show appearance by the latter which focused primarily around his extensive drug [...]

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Ohio Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner in Hot Water

On March 9, 2010 at 7:18 pm

Ohio Secretary of State Jennifer Brunner in Hot Water

Brunner announced Christopher was disqualified and indicated had not even turned in enough signatures, to meet the minimum requirement of 1000. While her press release indicated only 770 have been turned in, the real number was 2750!

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Biometric ID For ALL US Workers

On at 2:11 pm

Biometric ID For ALL US Workers

 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Evidently our administration feels that the priorities with illegal immigration should be geared more towards the employment variable as opposed to National Security, human traffiking, or anything that could potentially force us to seem like racists with a fence. The new plan? Biometric ID cards for all US employees. Couldn’t we ease our way into [...]

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Recycling The Island of Misfit Toys

On at 8:27 am

Recycling The Island of Misfit Toys

Call it what you will – the plastic vortex, an island of trash, the largest summer science project ever – the ‘Great Pacific Garbage Patch’ turns 60 this year. In celebration, a new generation of environmentalists have tweaked their hopes in the vain of renewable fuel. Specifically, turning this toxic earth goiter into such. We’d [...]

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Is Big Brother in your TRASH can? Should he be?

On March 6, 2010 at 11:45 am

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1. It’s Oscar weekend and one of the films being put forward for honors tells the story of a young inner city girl, “Precious”, who wrestles with images of self-doubt, size, and lack [...]

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