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Snarky Six-Rahm Is Angry When He’s Naked

by: FingersMalloy

I will let Real Clear Politics set this up.
“Rahm Emanuel is the son of the devil’s spawn,” Rep. Eric Massa (D-NY) said. “He is an individual who would sell his mother to get a vote. He would strap his children to the front end of a steam locomotive.”
Rep. Massa describes a confrontation with Emanuel in [...]

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Obama’s tips for Tiger

On February 18, 2010 at 8:28 am

Obama's tips for Tiger

By Bogie
Bogie’s sources in the West Wing leaked this fascinating memo from the POTUS to Tiger Woods.
Therefore, I am obliged to post it here in a spirit of public service and America’s right to know.

Office of the President

From:    POTUS Memo
To:         Tiger Woods
Re:         Teleprompter Prompt

Tiger,
I’m very pleased to hear that [...]

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The Endive: Issue with Panties Forces Bayh into Retirement

On February 16, 2010 at 8:38 am

Satire from The Endive…
Senator Evan Bayh, D-Indiana, announced today that he will not seek re-election due to an ongoing issue with his panties.
“First of all, I want to thank my wife and kids,” said Bayh in his announcement today, “They’ve been so supportive, even in this tough time. As much as I love being a [...]

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Conservative Tim Graney Challenges 20-Year Incumbent Congressman Ron Paul in Texas District 14

On at 6:00 am

Conservative Tim Graney Challenges 20-Year Incumbent Congressman Ron Paul in Texas District 14

As Parcbench readers know, I’ve recently spent a great deal of time discussing the foreign policy folly of Congressman Ron Paul and his enthusiastic supporters. With the Tea Party Movement in full swing during this critical mid-term election year, it is absolutely essential to remain vigilant about extremists on both sides – especially if they [...]

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Why J.D. Hayworth Will Beat McCain for U.S. Senate

On February 15, 2010 at 11:12 am

Why J.D. Hayworth Will Beat McCain for U.S. Senate

The country is in the midst of a Tea Party revolt movement that began last spring and has not lost steam. The revolt began over the federal bailouts – and McCain, labeled “Obama-lite” as a result – voted for several of them. He voted for the $700 billion general TARP bailout, the $25 billion [...]

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NASA and our National Pride

On at 8:53 am

NASA and our National Pride

With very little fanfare, and no direct address to the American people, the White House has proposed to radically alter the mission of NASA and dramatically impact the future of manned spaceflight. While the plan provides for funding intent on fostering the commercialization of space flight into the private sector, it will ground American astronauts [...]

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Keeping One Eye on the Left and the Other on the Far Right in 2010

On at 7:56 am

Keeping One Eye on the Left and the Other on the Far Right in 2010

Author’s Note: The following is my introductory “rant” from the February 13, 2010 broadcast of Conservative Republican Forum. Look for my interview with Ron Paul’s primary opponent, Tim Graney, to be posted here soon.
As many of you know, my latest post for Parcbench pertaining to Governor Sarah Palin’s rousing speech to the Tea Party Convention [...]

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Edward Lynch for Congress Money Bomb Explodes!

On at 7:42 am

Edward Lynch for Congress Money Bomb Explodes!

Edward Lynch is running for Congress in Florida’s 19th Congressional District. This will be a SPECIAL ELECTION that will be held on April 13th. This will also be the first U.S. House race to test Obama’s coattails.
In addition, this election has the potential to continue the trend started in New Jersey, Virginia and Massachusetts.
Video of [...]

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Why Does the MSM Ignore Al Gore’s ‘Global Warming’ Million$?

On February 14, 2010 at 12:38 pm

Why Does the MSM Ignore Al Gore’s ‘Global Warming’ Million$?

By Kyle-Anne Shiver
In yet another case of willful blindness, our formerly august mainstream media all but ignores Al Gore’s global warming millions.  Their secular saint, Prophet Al, has become a very rich man off his global warming “science.”  Yet, whenever he is interviewed by those virtuous paragons among the media elite, you’ll hear nary a [...]

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Palin, Paulnuts and the Tea Party Movement

On February 11, 2010 at 9:09 am

Palin, Paulnuts and the Tea Party Movement

When Governor Palin confidently stepped up to the podium at the Nashville Tea Party Convention last week and began her passionate address to an enthusiastic crowd with a scathing rebuke of Obama’s perilous foreign policy, I knew it was only a matter of time before we’d hear from them.
No, I am not talking about the [...]

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Is the Tea Party Convention Hypocritical?

On February 10, 2010 at 6:01 am

Is the Tea Party Convention Hypocritical?

As many know, the Tea Party movement has taken hold of the country in recent months. But are they here to stay? This weekend Nashville played host to the first ever National Tea Party Convention and Sarah Palin was at the helm as the keynote speaker. So does this convention show that the Tea Party [...]

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Infidel Turtles Successfully Launched into Space

On February 8, 2010 at 8:15 am

Satire from The Endive…
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad touted the successful removal of several infidel animals from Iran today thanks to the country’s first successful rocket launch.
“As of 9:30 this morning, two turtles, a mouse, and some worms were launched into space,” said Ahmadinejad, “We are pleased to report that when the infidel animals reached the [...]

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XPAC 2010 – Register Now!

On February 7, 2010 at 1:30 pm

XPAC 2010 - Register Now!

It’s
less
than
TWO
weeks
away!!!
Games
Parties
Media
Panels
Music
WiFi
Munchies & Refreshments
Comedians

We have it all!!
And take a look at this lineup:

Stephen Baldwin

S.E. Cupp
Hannah Giles
Gov. Mike Huckabee
Sarah Huckabee
Meghan McCain
Kevin McCullough
Andrea Tantaros

Event Schedule
Thursday, February 18, 2010
7-9am – CPAC Radio Row – Kevin McCullough Radio
sponsored by Xtreme Media & Baldwin/McCullough Radio
Sirius Satellite Radio – Channel 161
9am – XPAC Lounge Opens – Games, WiFi, Wii and more.
Fox News [...]

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