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Posts Tagged barack obama




LGBT Organization Uses 10-Year-Old Boy As Spokesperson

by: RyanDixon

LGBT Organization Uses 10-Year-Old Boy As Spokesperson
Question of the Day: If premiums went down 3000% would you be for the health care bill? Leave all your responses in the comment section.
“Will Phillips and the GetEQUAL.org pledge”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iho2Q5eWQyQ
“Stand With Stupak”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4TTC6FJphWA
“Obama: Premiums Will Decrease 3000% So You Should Get A Raise When H’care Is Passed”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lUd-slJc-GY
http://ryanpdixon.com/?p=123

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College Graduates Set to Receive High Debt with Obamacare

On March 16, 2010 at 8:26 am

College Graduates Set to Receive High Debt with Obamacare

by Heather Bachman
Couldn’t he had just have given us a pen set?
Think back to the election of President Obama. What do you see? Young faces of hope and excitement, signs declaring “Change” for America. Readiness for a new beginning for the nation and day one for many who were preparing to enter the real world [...]

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Evening in America

On at 8:19 am

Evening in America

Evening in America
The Continued Impact of 9/11 and al Qaeda’s Silent Attack on the U.S. Economy
by Michael J. Burwick
I remember right after September 11, 2001 seeing the “missing” leaflets posted all over New York City, covering block after block near the Armory. I remember the smoke hanging over New York each day that autumn into [...]

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Job Wanted

On March 1, 2010 at 8:06 am

Job Wanted

Desiree Rogers
DOB: June 16, 1959
Email: http://www.whitehouse.gov/contact/
Education:
High School:  The Academy of the Sacred Heart, New Orleans LA    1973-1977
College: Wellesley College, Wellesley MA     1977-1981
Major: Political Science
Graduate School:  Harvard University, Cambridge MA    1981-1985
MBA: Harvard Business School   Concentration: Lying in Public Relations

Work Experience:
White House Social Secretary January 2009 – February 2010
Responsibilities Included: Planning expensive [...]

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Controversial Obama Nipple Sculpture Back on Display

On February 24, 2010 at 7:59 am

Satire from The Endive…
A statue of Barack Obama with a sculpted bare chest featuring two nipples with built-in water fountains was placed late Sunday night at the Jakarta, Indonesia, elementary school the President once attended.
The statue had been removed a week earlier due to public backlash. A crowd of 500 people turned out for the [...]

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Obama’s tips for Tiger

On February 18, 2010 at 8:28 am

Obama's tips for Tiger

By Bogie
Bogie’s sources in the West Wing leaked this fascinating memo from the POTUS to Tiger Woods.
Therefore, I am obliged to post it here in a spirit of public service and America’s right to know.

Office of the President

From:    POTUS Memo
To:         Tiger Woods
Re:         Teleprompter Prompt

Tiger,
I’m very pleased to hear that [...]

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The Endive: Issue with Panties Forces Bayh into Retirement

On February 16, 2010 at 8:38 am

Satire from The Endive…
Senator Evan Bayh, D-Indiana, announced today that he will not seek re-election due to an ongoing issue with his panties.
“First of all, I want to thank my wife and kids,” said Bayh in his announcement today, “They’ve been so supportive, even in this tough time. As much as I love being a [...]

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Obese Children Launch Campaign Against First Lady

On February 11, 2010 at 5:25 am

Satire from The Endive…
America’s obese youth, fed-up by the First Lady’s one-woman campaign against youthful fatness, have launched a campaign of their own.
“We will not rest until we have rid this country of Michelle Obama,” said childhood portliness advocate Randy Revis, “Well, actually we might rest for a while after dinner, until it’s time to [...]

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Hollywood takes a step to the right?

On February 5, 2010 at 8:26 am

Hollywood takes a step to the right?

With the number of Obamacare supporters, in it’s current form steadily declining [58% opposed], it is most surprising [especially to Obama], to see a significant segment of those dissenters from his beloved Hollywood.
This is surprising not only to Obama, but to the leftists who now find themselves opposing him. Can you imagine after 8 years [...]

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Florida CD-19 The Next National Race

On at 6:30 am

Florida CD-19 The Next National Race

What do the gubernatorial races in New Jersey and Virginia, the congressional race in NY-23, and the come-from-behind victory of underdog senate candidate Scott Brown in Massachusetts all have in common? Each of these local elections had national implications, sending a clear message to the Democrats in Congress and the Obama Administration, that the majority [...]

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Taliban to Obama: We Will not Tally your Bananas

On February 3, 2010 at 8:14 am

Satire from The Endive…
President Obama’s first attempts at negotiations with the Taliban were less than successful according to the President, who cited a “general lack of clear communication between both parties.”
In his first press conference since returning from his secret meeting with Taliban leadership, President Obama gave details behind the difficult negotiations.
“It was long, and [...]

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IS “DOPPELGANGER WEEK” OVER YET?

On February 2, 2010 at 9:40 am

IS “DOPPELGANGER WEEK” OVER YET?

Doppelganger Week: (n) the week that Faceboook users switched their profile photos to famous people they’ve been told they look like.
Maybe you’ve seen this news feed lately: “It’s Doppelgänger week on Facebook; change your profile picture to someone famous (actor, musician, athlete, etc.) you have been told you look like. After you update your profile [...]

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The Sandwich Generation

On January 26, 2010 at 9:39 am

The Sandwich Generation

As a Tea Party guy, I have decided this year to get out in front of the issues, rather then play the reactionary game we all did last year. It appears that the President plans to coin a new phrase in this Wednesday’s State of the Union address. The phrase is “Sandwich Generation”.

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