Posts Tagged britain
|
|
|
|
UK Press Happy To State That 2/3rds of Haitians DO NOT Drink Blood & Dance To Drums Like Previously Believed
On June 5, 2010 at 9:33 am
In an eerie act of potential foreboding, Britain’s hyper regulating media police are proud to announce that The Sun UK has officially corrected an error they printed in a February issue. The Sun’s statement reads as such: “In an article on February 3, we implied two thirds of Haitians drank goats’ blood while practising voodoo. [...]
The Ladies Room: Trapped in the UK, Send Money!
On April 30, 2010 at 1:34 pm
Some of you may know I was one of the many travelers held captive by an ash cloud. My trip to London was initially slated for approximately four and a half days. Suddenly, an Icelandic volcano with a complicated name ended up doubling the length of my voyage. Luckily, (and all potential world travelers reading this should [...]
Britain Lets Ireland Run Its’ Own Justice System. Thanks Guys!
On February 5, 2010 at 8:10 am
To be perfectly honest however, what does Ireland want with extra responsibility? They’ve had Britain to run things into the ground for the past 400 years while they play penny pipes and gorge themselves on fried objects of all persuasions. Does this mean that the last captive nation in Europe is free? Or is this [...]
Hey NASA, Quit Searching For Aliens In The Sky, Try Arizona – Britain
On January 25, 2010 at 10:59 am
One of Britain’s most prestigious institutes, The Royal Society, will be hosting a conference on one of the world’s most skeptical subjects, extraterrestrials. Apparently NASA and The UN (who will be present) should quit searching the galaxies and focus more on Arizona. Their words, not ours. WHY AMERICA??! Nothing against the aliens, but we don’t [...]
Muslim Group Issues FATWA against Terrorists (FINALLY)
On January 17, 2010 at 3:29 pm
Yeah yeah, we’re really glad you guys finally got around to condemning suicide bombing in the name of your religion. We get that it’s kind of embarrassing to have silly little Jihadists running around killing people in the name of your G-d. But what we don’t get is why it took SO LONG for you [...]
Britain FIRST Official Member of Oceania!
On December 1, 2009 at 9:26 am
With a socialist self loathing potentially illegitimate president, one would assume we’d be the first to be indoctrinated in the dawning of Orwellian Misery. One would have spoken too soon. With Britain routinely arresting it’s citizens with the intent of building a DNA bank…well…they win, hands down. PHEW!
So about our status in the world…
On November 25, 2009 at 1:11 amWe were so inundated with this rhetorical garbage during the campaign of how terrible America’s standing in the world was. (Which was farcical all along given the landslide sea change that had happened in Britain, Germany, and France during the Bush years moving from strongly anti-U.S. incumbencies to prime ministers who were strongly pro-American.) But [...]
PIRATE RADIO (Film Review) (TRAILER)
On November 23, 2009 at 10:21 am* 1/2 (out of four) Rating: R (strong language, brief nudity, subject matter) Director: Richard Curtis Imagine government-controlled airwaves, with politicians deciding what music is deemed listenable. It sounds like Tipper Gore is in charge, but in fact we are talking about the British government in 1964. In researching the movie “Pirate Radio,” the truth [...]
