“Ask Fingers” is a new advice column for Parcbench readers. Fingers Malloy has no experience as a relationship, financial or career counselor. In fact, we aren’t entirely sure that he has ever been married, owned stock or even gainfully employed. Fingers claims to have been a bartender in the 1990′s, which is good enough for…
“Ask Fingers” is a new advice column for Parcbench readers. Fingers Malloy has no experience as a relationship, financial or career counselor. In fact, we aren’t entirely sure that he has ever been married, owned stock or even gainfully employed. Fingers claims to have been a bartender in the 1990′s, which is good enough for…
We know that San Francisco is concerned with children and their health, so we offered to counter our unhealthy but delicious hamburgers with one Trojan condom and a joint in every new ‘Happier Meal.’
Literary aficionado and wordsmith Fingers Malloy reviews the 208 page tome of the Left’s favorite useful implement, Meghan McCain.
Oliver Stone stirred up controversy with comments he made about Adolf Hitler and the Jews. If you want some background on what he said, click on this link to an article in The Daily Mail. I wanted to get to the bottom of some of his hateful, anti-Semitic rhetoric. So I set up a fake…
This is probably the most difficult column I have ever had to write. As many of you know, there has been a possible sex scandal brewing in South Carolina. Blogger Will Folks claims that he had an “inappropriate physical relationship” with Republican Gubernatorial candidate Nikki Haley. From The Telegraph.co.uk: Republican hopeful Nikki Haley, who became…
Rep. Joe Sestak claimed that he was offered a job by the Obama administration to quit a primary challenge to Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter (no relation to Ronnie Spector). Now that this story has gotten some legs in the main stream media, Sestak and the White House are dodging questions about the alleged job offer. President Obama threw…
Rock the Vote, which has been called a communist organization by such influential members of the media as Fingers Malloy, has enlisted celebrities such as Perez Hilton and Zach Braff to make propaganda videos in favor of government run health care. Socialized medicine can be a sexy bitch to many 20 something’s, and Rock the…
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