Tag Archives: fingers malloy

Ask Fingers

“Ask Fingers” is a new advice column for Parcbench readers. Fingers Malloy has no experience as a relationship, financial or career counselor. In fact, we aren’t entirely sure that he has ever been married, owned stock or even gainfully employed. … read more »

Posted in Humor, ParcLIVE! | Tagged , , , , , | Comments Off

Ask Fingers

“Ask Fingers” is a new advice column for Parcbench readers. Fingers Malloy has no experience as a relationship, financial or career counselor. In fact, we aren’t entirely sure that he has ever been married, owned stock or even gainfully employed. … read more »

Posted in Humor, Lifestyle, ParcLIVE! | Tagged , , | Comments Off

McD’s Introduces “Happier Meal” in San Fran-Includes a Condom and Joint

We know that San Francisco is concerned with children and their health, so we offered to counter our unhealthy but delicious hamburgers with one Trojan condom and a joint in every new ‘Happier Meal.’ read more »

Posted in ParcLIVE!, politics | Tagged , , , , , , | Comments Off

Meghan McCain’s Dirty, Sexy Politics–A Snark Factor Book Review

Literary aficionado and wordsmith Fingers Malloy reviews the 208 page tome of the Left’s favorite useful implement, Meghan McCain. read more »

Posted in ParcLIVE!, politics | Tagged , , , , , , | 5 Comments

My Faux Interview With Oliver Stone

Oliver Stone stirred up controversy with comments he made about Adolf Hitler and the Jews. If you want some background on what he said, click on this link to an article in The Daily Mail. I wanted to get to … read more »

Posted in Celebrities, Movies, ParcLIVE! | Tagged , , , , , , , , , | Comments Off

I Too, Had An Inappropriate Physical Relationship With Nikki Haley

This is probably the most difficult column I have ever had to write. As many of you know, there has been a possible sex scandal brewing in South Carolina. Blogger Will Folks claims that he had an “inappropriate physical relationship” … read more »

Posted in ParcLIVE! | Tagged , , , , , , | 3 Comments

Snarky Six-6 Jobs The Obama Administration Offered Joe Sestak

Rep. Joe Sestak claimed that he was offered a job by the Obama administration to quit a primary challenge to Pennsylvania Sen. Arlen Specter (no relation to Ronnie Spector). Now that this story has gotten some legs in the main stream media, … read more »

Posted in ParcLIVE!, politics | Tagged , , , , , , , , , , , , | 2 Comments

Celebrities Pitch for Health Care. This is What They Will Say!

Rock the Vote, which has been called a communist organization by such influential members of the media as Fingers Malloy, has enlisted celebrities such as Perez Hilton and Zach Braff to make propaganda videos in favor of government run health … read more »

Posted in Celebrities, Featured | Tagged , , , , , , , | 3 Comments